it's got some killer apps ♪ ♪ it's lighter than a squeezebox and it hasn't any straps ♪ ♪ hey ♪ ♪ i'm a lucky gizmo boy ♪ ♪ with my useless high-end toy ♪ ♪ that's the "world news" polka ♪ ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ ♪ this ipad was expensive ♪ ♪ boy, it cost a lot of cash ♪ ♪ you'd think for all this money it would come with flash ♪ ♪ i'm not angry, i'm not mad ♪ ♪ the internet, it's just a fad ♪ ♪ that's the world news polka ♪ >> something i said? ♪ we buy the latest gizmos because we're geeky techie snobs ♪ ♪ the economy's still shaky while at apple they've got jobs ♪ ♪ hey, have some fun, be a pal ♪ ♪ every anchor guy and gal ♪ ♪ do the world news polka ♪ >> you know when you go to heaven you get a harp. when you go to hell, you get an accordion. [ rim shot ] ♪