america for its social excesses, he unleashes hell in iceland? meanwhile, in iran, a senior cleric has a bold new hypothesis about what causes earthquakes. many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes. and all this time we've been chasing tectonic plates. hemlines, not fault lines. scientists now believe the gradual warming of the earth, and the flowering of dormant plants is not caused by a seasonal tilt of our planet toward the sun. the coming of spring is actually caused by mitt romney. everything we know is wrong. >> i love that god might strike us down, and make british people not able to fly anywhere, all for health reform. >> very convenient.