accident report. >> i'll write the narrative out for you and you can -- yeah. i'll tell you exactly how to word it so we can get him off the hook. >> presley also has instructions for the guy who does the crash drawings, kareem thomas. >> kareem, come here, man. yeah, i'm going to show you something. we're going to bend this a little bit because she's drunk so it is what it is. i don't lie and make things up ever. it's wrong. but if i need to protect a cop -- >> i hear you, man. >> you see the angle of her car? >> yeah. >> see it's like this? as far as i'm concerned, i'm going to word it that she's in the left-hand lane. >> okay. >> when the cat jumped out, she abruptly got over into this lane and slammed on the brakes. >> okay. >> next, presley enlists the help of a technician. >> andre, come here a minute. do a little walt disney to