Discovering the naked truth about Scotland's bizarre and ancient laws Crime expert Professor David Wilson looks into Scotland's strangest laws - such as seeing naked shop mannequins and can you be drunk while in charge of a cow? Did you know it's an offence to be drunk while in charge of a cow in Scotland? (Image: Getty Images/iStockphoto) Join thousands of others in getting the stories that matter to you sent straight to your inbox.Invalid EmailSomething went wrong, please try again later. Subscribe When you subscribe we will use the information you provide to send you these newsletters. Your information will be used in accordance with ourPrivacy Notice.