Happy wednesday everybody president bidens interview with the Weather Channel aired today. I know. The forecast was partly senile with a chance of precipitation in his pants. The only things cloudy were joes memories especially when it came to phone calls with hunters Business Associates. The one thing he didnt forget, how to touch someone without their permission. Are you prepared to declare a National Emergency with respect to Climate Change . I have already done that. It is the existential threat to humanity. You have already declared that National Emergency. Yeah. Thanks, appreciate it. That is the first time any woman said appreciate it after Making Contact with joe. If he is really concerned about the climate you know what he should have done. He should have eaten the bug. The tasty but tiny carbon footprint. It is cute. It reminds me how joe is always brushing the cocaine off of hunters lapels. And also how he was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. I was raised in a town called claymont, delaware. When youve got up in the morning my mother would drive us to a little Catholic School we went to about three quarters of a mile of the fight pike. The first day of frost he would turn on the Windshield Wiper and there would be an oil slick. Higher cancer rates than anywhere in america. Scenic yes, the infamous oil cancer. I believe you get it from corn pop. But its like mom used to say, out of Everything Bad, something good will, if you look heart enough for it. My mom used to say out of Everything Bad something good will, if you look good enough for it. There is opportunities. We are growing the economy. But its not enough for us to do. We have to change the hole worlds attitude. Right now russia and china are very, very difficult partners. They share are. They actually want to know what hunter does to get all that money. Apparently they dont understand what a shakedown is. I dont mean Wenzhou Cannot shut off the p after a trip to the mens room. We have all been there. Nope. Lets talk about timing. He is doing the Weather Channel channel after all those conversations with burisma over the weather. If i didnt know any better i would think the biden and family is trolling the republicans. Those phone calls to me during meetings with hunters Business Associates was about the weather. Excuse me, i am going to the Weather Channel. It make sense. Hunter is always making it rain around the strippers. There is always a strong winds coming out of joes ass. That raises the question has anyone ever noticed that while joe complains about fossil fuels and Climate Change, his son hunter and brother jim are cutting oil deals with any foreigner who shows up with a sack of cash . For the world Itself Carbon is a threat, but for the biden bank account its a necessity. And for the media they see no discrepancy. It seems as the facts spill out about the Biden Crime Family that dems are squirming like my pet dolphin during the afternoon naps. Democrat jamie raskin who led one impeachment against trump now claims he support investigating hunter. That would also be supporting prosecutor david weiss who offered hunter the most lopsided deal since he stole Manhattan Island from the indians. By the way, you think they would take it back . What if we through in San Francisco . Its worth a shot. Meanwhile the doj and fbi are now the democrats rental cops. Mall security for the swamp. Special agent elvis chan allegedly lied under oath about whether the fbi knew hunters laptop was genuine. He said he had no internal knowledge of that investigation when questioned under oath. Congress just got emails from 2020 in which chan wrote he was up to speed on the case and there was no Current Evidence to suggest any foreign connection. Of corinth both facebook and preelon twitter blocked sharing The Hunter Laptop Story at the time and calling it disinformation. We know how Many Americans say they would not have voted for joe in this close election had they known the laptop was real. Added up. That is interference that happens way before you get to the ballot box. There are so many other examples of this [ bleep ]. Many assume foul play. Its like i said at the start. If you believe that the guy is hitler, why wouldnt you cheat . They had hunters laptop win they knew it was real a year before the story broke. They suppressed free speech on social media and there is crossfire hurricane. The yearlong investigation of trumps involvement with the russians. Turns out it was as real as joe mackeys canadian girlfriend. That is not fair. Is it any wonder that donald trump and even ron desantis recently said that trump could never get a fair trial in d. C. . Which of course could only mean one thing. Racist. The Washington Post once a newspaper but now the most popular blanket among hobos tweeted this. Former President Donald Trump and Governor Ron Desantis argued trump would not get a fair trial in the swamp adding to a history intertwined with the race and partisan politics. In other words, the swampy media are so desperate to bury trump they cannot let that case move out of d. C. Meanwhile, the Bidens Roll Merrily along with dems wondering whether they will get away with it. There is the weather again. Its always whether or not they lied, whether or not they bribed, whether or not they moved cash from here to there. But for the rest of us, we dont need a weatherman to say that it all blows. Lets welcome tonights guests. She is bright, articulate and well read. No wonder she left the democratic party. Kelsey gabbard. Like his routine also causes suicidal thoughts. Comedian joe mackie. Raccoons actually avoid eating her trash, Fox News Contributor kat timpf. And earthquakes have to go through tyrus drills. My massive sidekick, tyrus. Joe, welcome to the show. Thanks that was a cheap shot about my canadian girlfriend. I love you, beverly. I never met her. You have a picture at the desk. It looks like a picture youve got with the frame. She is a frame. That is not the word. We will have dinner. She is coming to town and we will have dinner this week. You are going to say she was a frame model, werent you . A hand model. Joe, what did you make a biden ands whether channel appearances . I think you should have gone on oxygen. Not the network. To me, it is a nonsense idea that the government is going to change the weather. You cannot even get them to columbus day. That is true. You are right. I think now we have updated the age of the earth by 20 billion years. Somehow biden thinks he will save the earth and in his 80 year span. What egotism that is. Its a part foster as notion. The climate has been changing forever. The vikings went to greenland win it was warmer and then it got colder and they all died because of the cold. Or it was a coincidence. It was probably a coincidence. Welcome back. I know things are crazy in hawaii. Any updates on the fires . The wildfires are running rampant, completely out of control across primarily the Island Of Maui and also hawaii island. It is tragic to see how these entire communities, homes and schools, churches, Small Businesses are literally being burned to the ground. People jumping in the ocean to swim away from the fire just to escape the flames. Thats the main street that you see on maui. I dont know what sparked it, but it has gotten out of control because of Hurricane Dora that is moving southwest of hawaii. It is continuing to start to move to different parts of the island. For everybody, keep the folks in hawaii in your thoughts and prayers. We are amassing support to be able to help them through what will be a pretty comprehensive rebuilding out of this. The worst is not over yet unfortunately. You dont think of wildfires when you think of hawaii. The islands are small. Its not like a wildfire can run around without touching people. There are entire communities being destroyed right now. Lets pivot to this topic i guess about another disaster that goes by the name of joe biden. See how i did that . That is why i am sitting here. You dont have to applaud. We will meet to later. I have some things i need fixed. What are your thoughts on his Weather Channel appearance . It was interesting as he was talking about the existential threat of Climate Change. I saw an interview that tony blinken did on 60 minutes australia a few days ago where he was asked directly by the 60 minutes reporter saying what is the biggest threat facing humanity . Is it nuclear war with russia or is it Climate Change . He basically said well, you know, they are equal but there is no doubt that Climate Change is the most existential threat we face. In his entire four paragraph response, he did not once use the Words Nuclear war. They are spending all this time focusing on being afraid for your lives because of Climate Change. And yet they are doing so to hide the fact that they are leading us to the brink of nuclear war that would destroy all of humanity. The strangest war ever, i have to say. It is not happening while it is happening. Its the strangest thing. They never talk about it. And win something happens in the war, they then go they are going to retaliate. That is not a war. War is constant. They dont just say they did this and do that. I am offtopic, cat. Pulled me back in with some spun on analysis on joe bidens performance. I am so glad you asked. I want to talk about oil cancer. He brought it up again. He left the door wide open for us to finally get answers here. For her to be like, mr. President , i am so glad you asked. Do you in fact have oil cancer as you claim to have on july 20th, 2022 . She did not do that. He said lets talk about gen z. Lets talk about oil cancer. I feel bad for joe biden at this point. He really wants to talk about his oil cancer issue. What does he have to do to be someone like you keep talking about oil cancer. Tell me more about that. Which is probably why of all the places that the leader of the free world has platforms available for an interview they chose the Weather Channel airing at 6 00 a. M. It is quite an audience. Tyrus, your thoughts on this great day . First of all, just imagine that you get up in the morning and its the first day of snow in the Windshield Wipers are full of oil. Back and forth. It causes more cancer than anything on the planet. His mom had to find something good in that . What is the upside . Maybe i will get it last. Woohoo. The fact that the [ bleep ] he comes up with that doesnt make sense, i am pretty sure there was oil on the windshield. No one in the back of the car. The good news is there is no feathers. Here is the deal. We picked up that he had notes. He had to cheat when he did his speeches. He is holding the cheat sheet in his hand. If youre going to flaunt it, use it. At some point just go that is a great question. Let me get my glasses on. Existential threat. Here is the deal. If the president of the United States says threat, i will pay attention. You dont need the extra in front of it. Climate change is a threat. Its a threat. It is so hot here. So we are going to move. That is what everyone else did. Arizona has been underwater twice. Its had a glacier over it. You know what the animals did . They didnt have cars and computers. They said lets go and they moved. To heck you know what would be bad for the climate . Nuclear war. Exactly. Up next, d. C. 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We just know that police alone is not getting it done. We are tired of this [ bleep ]. Enough is enough excuse my language. He sounds like a republican. A republican rapper. Those are funny. I hope you didnt walk near the capitol on january 6th. He might get arrested. Police alone cant do the job . The National Guard is needed to quell the crime . Where have we heard that before . Oh, yeah, that guy. The man whose policies were so racist they could have saved thousands and black lives. In 2020 when he called for the National Guard to be deployed to San Francisco and other liberal hellholes to stop Lube Smash And Grab robberies. But now they want the same National Guard to come to their rescue, which proves the point. Trump is right again. Me off. How dare you clap. How dare you clap. If you are thinking of visiting oakland, california, dont. Even their Football Team left and that is the raiders. You think that would reduce some violence . But crime is so bad and oakland that people are telling residents to literally use air horns to warn neighbors about intruders and Add Security Bars to doors and windows to keep criminals out to. I dont know. Heres another suggestion. How about putting bars around the criminals instead of the citizens and locking up the thieves instead of the ice cream . Remember the good old when we use to have law to keep criminals out . Now its to keep us in. Oakland is overrun by socalled drug tour is now who have turned an entire neighborhood into an openair drug market affectionately called fentanyl island. I know. It doesnt sound as fun as i thought it would be. Its like Fantasy Island if you are fantasy is to od on a pile of garbage and feces. Is home to burnedout cars, homeless camps, Druggies Jones and for a fix and worst of all the oakland as. I used to like the oakland as. I dont know why i put that in there. It is kind of interesting to see an entire party play catch up on this. Its only because they just couldnt be seen as agreeing with any republican. And especially trump. This is one of the most frustrating things throughout my eight years in congress was held very blatantly from the beginning if there was a democrat and republicans were in charge we like the idea and will take the idea, but a republican will introduce it and supported. And vice versa. This is the kind of stuff American People are so sick and tired of. We see it especially with trump. It doesnt matter the substance of the idea or proposal or what he is calling for. There is no chance any democrat would support or vote for it. Who loses . The people. Trump blewitt, tyrus. He should have come out and supported awful ideas like we need more crime. And democrats would say we are against crime. You are dissing me out. Great monologue. Going into this we always leave out the key ingredient. Everyone wants to blame the police. The police are arresting these criminals. 67 are not even charge. That is more than half throughout the day. They can be back on the streets committing crimes just after lunch. Think about that for a minute. The democrats have not got it. This councilman is finally getting time. People in the community, colored people like myself who are getting robbed and their children are afraid and the grandparents are afraid of their grandchildren. Horrible things are happening. The squad has not changed. They are saying no mor