Yes. Yes. Yes. You and you. You and you. You, youre all coming back to me in my apartment. Happy monday everybody. And strap yourselves in because were about to get deeper than my prong toll gist after he takes off his roll ex. Tonights show is three credits at gutfeld university. Lets go so, back in Ancient Greece the famous philosopher socrates actually chose to drink a cup of Poison Hemlock rather than renounce what he believed in, thats a tough guy. Mitch mcconnell tried that with an expired bottle of ensure. They used to die their causes, now they whine about them. Last weeks bill maher shows show, left view of donald trump. Everything he is doing is in plain view and its not illegal. He is violating every political norm. He has shattered we didnt even how much we relied on norms. We are a nation of laws, but more important than the laws are the norms. Like to millions of people transfer of power, when you are a president , i mean that was the most shocking violation of normal democratic principles. I agree. Guys have bigger gas bags than the hindenburg. Glad we have a picture to show. Hes worried about violating norms. This as 70 of americans say the country is going on the wrong track. You think we moved past all that old bs that trumps words are worse than the lefts actions. Now weve had three years of action and dam if im not missing trumps words, right, megan. You call women you dont like fat pigs, dogs, slobs and disgusting animals. Your twitter account only rosie odonnell. No, it wasnt. Fill gets a laugh. But how awful and mean and hurtful. But sam is it as awful as war or a nonexistent border or a never ending crime wave . Now one person wasnt buying that crap and it was Mary Catherine a. M. , i used to date her sister, honey baked. I wonder if she agree with him about the norms. I agree with you about the norms. And here is the problem. A bunch of people including in the Justice System looked at trump and said, hes going to bust all the norms do you know what we need to do . Bust all the norms to stop him. And that is a very not all unhealthy. Oh, they just crumbled. Kudos to her for pointing out that the left themselves have scrapped all the norms to try to get rid of the big orange meany. As if they used acquisitions of i am morality that didnt materialize to justify their own, which did. As always the brilliant but fragile sams response seems to be, yeah, but but but but trump, its the lefts magic word, logic no longer applies and you forget everything else. Like yelling fire in a crowded theater, yelling free doughnuts in the green room at the view. This isnt the first time trumps made sam snap like rogers ankle. Job who he is, actually. Remember what harris said about hunter he wouldnt care if he was a murderous pedophile because trumps way worse. Hunter biden literally could have had the corpses of children in his basement, would not have cared. Whatever scope of joe bidens corruption is, like if we could go down that rabbit hole endlessly and understand he is getting kickbacks from Hunter Bidens deals, ukraine, or china, it is infinity compared to the corruption we know trump is involved in. Which isnt true of course. But sam wouldnt have cared about dead kids in the basement. Guess that explains the bone saw in his coat pocket. But to sam, trump is Walking Hemlock due to norms being violated but which ones really . Again, was it the border norms . No back under trump we actually had a border which is normally for countries through recorded history, pill aging the country like San Francisco walgreens. Law and order norms . I guess things are more normal now . Right. Because looting and murders could never be as bad as mean tweets, Old Asian Man that was beat to death by a gang of trumps tweets. But in sams world thats the first thing store keepers say when they are getting brutalized by thugs, thank god no ones reading this. Someones feelings could get hurt. Foreign policy norms were funding the biggest european conflict since world war ii and treating it as business as usual. By the way, trumps wars, here is a hint, exact same number as things Kamala Harris has accomplished as vp. Zero. Biological norms. Oh, please, dont you know there is no such thing as gender anymore. Genders are so two years ago. Maybe sams happier with the phrase, grab her by the who would have thought that would be a bunch line. So, this is the new normal, watching the nation fall apart while we panic over pronouns. This guy is as soft as a tube sock filled with yogurt. You see the point, if america had an hr department, 40 of the country would be in their sobbing and claiming that they dont feel safe every time trump approaches a podium. That st. Percentage that the media wants you to believe. Personally i believe its a lot less. How can a party that wants to feel safe all the time invite millions of unvetted illegals into the country. I guess nothing makes them feel safer than seeing a young males face in the atm mirror with three tear drop tattoos. But hey, maybe that means he watched love actually three times and cried each time. Now look, trump saying something that a president has not done, yes. Nikki haley says Trumps Campaign left the bird cage and bird food outside her hotel room in iowa, the Bird Brain Nicknamed Trump has been testing out for haley. He left the same gifts outside of Chris Christies room, the next day the bird food was gone. So, yeah, of course he does some things past president s havent done, maybe i wish he wouldnt. Not that he scares the Snowflake Sames of the world, because it detracts from his message. Trump is a package deal, you get the good, the bad, the ugly. Im far more interested in the violation of norms that effect our lives. Not words but again deeds. Record inflation, a plummeting National Quality of life, cities that look like the kind of places you normally send un peace keepers. Lets be more honest if we are talking about president ial norms, how do you explain this . I hope this experience for the speaker has been one of a personal revelation. Im not being facetious. I um. An anyway. Thats bad. So, much for the norms of walking, talking and not starting world war 3. By if joes normal, hell i will take the abnormal orange guy every time. So, should you. Tonights guests, he doesnt sell stolen watches on the street corner, he just looks like a guy who does. Host of fox across America Jamie failla. Shes resplended, transcended tulsi gabbard. Hes never leery of an intriguing theory. Host of the griff report. And shes back from spain. Ready to give the pain. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor kat timpf. Jamie, its good to see you, only wore part of a snake today. What do you make of the fact that they are still going back to this words versus deeds stuff . I mean, dont they realize that we now have evidence . So far beyond. In defense of the snake, we cant afford to shop at the peter dinglidge collection. I will get that Game Of Thrones ii money. Everything that surrounding trump is a manufactured hysteria. We know this. Part was the trump of the fabric of society for 40 years, he went on the view, howard stern, he went on oprah. He ran for president , nbc, hes hitler. You owed hitler money for the last 15 seasons. They declared, in covid they declared a covid emergency to take away our rights. They declared a Trump Emergency, the reason its so pronounced because were watching this success at that pose against biden and its obvious biden needs the help. Joe biden acts like someone you shouldnt buy weed from. If you had a friend that quick speaking be the middle of the sentence because he was finished, okay. He is sending in the punt team on second down and shaking hand with an incredible friend. Yeah, im not smoking that. Thats what we have. So, they have to do stuff with trump, thats where we are. You made a very good point. Once in awhile. I know, i know. They are declaring a Trump Emergency and that suspends all of his rights. Tulsi, you dont have to like the guy, right . I mean, if you took a single variable like death from war, thats all you would need to do, trump has zero and biden i dont know what number he has. Yeah, you know, when you are talking about suspending all of trump, what they are doing is suspending and destroying the very foundation of our democracy. And were seeing you saw sam say, what did he say, more important than laws are norms. The democrats are so intent on undermining the rule of law and destroying our democracy in order to destroy president bidens Major Political opponent, they are setting this incredibly dangerous precedent that anyone who comes into power after this will say, hey, they did it before, this new norm is something that they are that they are creating. We saw it play out today in the court. Trump spent the day in court, here, in New York City instead of out campaigning which is exactly where they want him where the new York Attorney general who campaigned on the fact she would go and take down trump, she is carrying that out right now interfering, using the rule of law in order to interfere with our democracy. You know, you brought that quote that you pulled, when tulsi says, whats more important than laws are norms. Thats only if they get to come up with the norms. You wont be able to come up with the norms but sam harris will. Well, as a defacto leader of the black community or representative of the black community, i just like to say that, when we say we dont like white men, were talking about sam harris. Like, he is a stereo typical character of thats the white guy i dont like. And the white guy i do like is a stereo typical character of donald trump. I mean, donald trump the blackest president weve ever had. But lets talk about the norms, right . Because he mentioned norms. And norms are exactly whats wrong with this country. We have too much normal. Normal was walking outside the house with a diaper on your face. Yeah. Normal was getting jabbed up with an experimental concoction. She is things became normal. We had to destroy norms. It was their american way to deviate from great britains way of life. So, we are not about norms, we are about destroying norms. When he says norms what he is saying is, please conform to the democratic way of thinking. Please conform and be a communist, please do what we say so we can control our lives. I would like to say we need to cancel sam harris and white people should definitely condemn him. Whats dangerous is they are not saying please, they are using the force of law to force that compliance and thats the real danger here. That is huge dangerous,. What do you think, kat, how was your vacation . It was so good. Thank you for asking. I want everybody to know that you were on vacation and thats something that Something Weird didnt happen to you. Thank you. In many ways this is the first time how my vacation went, he did text me to say how things were going with him. If i brought up things going with me, he stopped talking or say he had to go. So, in many ways it was like i never left. But the norms. Yes. Were not supposed to have to conform to one single norm. Like whatever jimmy does at his house is normal there. If he tried it at tulsis house she would probably kick him. All of us are going home after this and have a different night im guessing. The whole thing is you are supposed to not have that much influence over us, like it is. Live our life, i dont care what you are into, as long as it doesnt stop me from doing what i want to do. What kind of freaky stuff is going on in your house. If you only knew. I mean. Hes just kidding. Nothing at all. Nothing at all, your dads watching. Up next, impeding democracy, exposes liberal hypocrisy, thats generic. Try killing bugs the worryfree way. Not the other way. Zevo traps use light to attract and trap flying insects with no odor and no mess. They work continuously, so you dont have to. Zevo. Peoplefriendly. Bugdeadly. Having diabetes isnt easy, but i found splenda Diabetes Care shakes which help me manage my blood sugar and give me the energy at breakfast to take on whatever the day brings. 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I was literally in a rush to go vote. Thats all it was. I take responsibility for what i did. You know, but like i say i was in a rush to go vote, you know, investigation will sort everything out. Yeah, okay. So, he was trying to get to the vote. Thats like a mugger claiming he was trying to put money back into the victims pocket. But really, he thought the fire alarm would just open the door because thats what fire alarms do. They magically open doors. What does he use to open a window . You know, Carbon Monoxide detector. Probably thinks his tv remote turns on the microwave. Either bowman is stupid, lying or drunk. Well here is aoc who might be a bit of all three defending him. There is something to be said about the government is about to shut down, there is a vote clock going down. The exits that are normally open in that building were suddenly closed. They are filing a motion to expel a member who in a moment of panic was trying to escape a vestibule, give me a break. Escape a vestibule dont stop a moment of panic, aoc, i will remember to use that next time i get stuck hosting a show with a bald nerd. Pretty unnecessary, i dont know why i went in that direction. Leave it to the view to come to his defense. I know jamal and so, again, i am a little biased. But the door that are normally open, so he could get to the chambers were somehow miraculously closed . How did that happen . Sometimes you are freaking outer in elevator and you are pressing the button. If you are not looking, you just go and you press a button. Wait, wait. There are door that can be open or closed, elevators with how many knows buttons, what Kind Of Technological Nightmare is this what happens when they find out about escalators, its going to blow their minds. They are moving stairs that can go up and down, where do the stairs go. Somebody call 911. Sorry, ladies, he pulled a fire alarm. But your confusion scares me. God help these ladies if they ever need to use an elevator, wondering where to flush when they are done. Im by mating they took a dump in the elevator. Tulsi do you buy his excuse. Of course not. Is he stupid, lying or he is drunk. He is a stupid excuse, he is lying. I served there eight years and im sitting here thinking like ive walked through a lot of those doors, all of those doors i have rushed, you know, running late for a vote, ive been through a through government shut downs, there is not a single door that requires a pushing or pulling of any levers or buttons. Yeah,. First of all, lets just get that straight. Second of all, this really just exposes 9 their hypocrisy of their like okay, yeah, we are here to make the laws, we have to rush to make the laws, the laws dont apply to them. And you see what he has done essentially is what they have accused and charged donald trump and hundreds of other americans for doing which is as they say, obstructing unofficial proceedings. Its very clear. He is a school principal, he is not a stupid person. They have fire drills in schools. Yes. You know. Plus, plus. This is not his first day on the job. Yeah. This is his second term serving the United States house of representatives i dont buy a i think is he will thing. I saw a lot of doors before i saw any you know, the real sin here is, the fact that hes reaffirming the stereotype that black men show up to work late. Its just making my job harder. But you know, the real problem here is, i want to go with his official story and say it was an accident, right . What we need to do is file articles of impeachment for being a dumb as. If you dont know how to use a door you cannot lead my country. Exactly. Hes gotta go. Hes gotta go. I mean, how many idiots do we have in congress, aoc, now this guy. What are we doing here, we must be the dumb estimation on the planet. I dont know if on january 6th if anybody pulled a fire alarm. Could he be he is an insurrectionist. That was worse that was the worse thing since 9 11. Its red and it says fire on it. Whats wrong with this guy. Kat, drunk, lying or stupid . I mean, probably lying. And the reason why is this getting so much attention, honestly because its funny. Thats why. People are like put him to jail, i dont think he should go to jail. The other side. The stupid jail. The other side, do you expect him to know what a fire alarm is . Yes, i do. Or the whole, he was a victim of those doors. How does that come out of your mouth and then youre just okay with that being your take . I would lock him up. Lock him up. And his staff then called Republicans Nazis after this because then that excuses breaking the law. Hey, you would pull a fire alarm if hitler was in the other room. Now, is late night comedy back tonight . Yes, comedy no, but the shows, yes. Do you think theyll cover this . No. Theyll play along with this, this is why they discredit themselves so much. The democrats are trying to sell this on the idea that there is a black amish person out there w