He used to write for rolling stone. But everyone deserves a Second Chance at editor in chief of racket news, matt taibbi. Shes in independent voter and she knows kurt loder, host of kennedy saves the world podcast. Kennedy. And the only thing bigger than his body is his brain. New york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa World Champion tyron. Well, im already tired, but before we get to some new stories, lets do this is great. Leftovers. Yeah yeah. Mhm. Yeah, its leftovers. Its where i read the jokes we didnt use this week. And as always, its my first time reading these. So if they suck, well strap joe mackey to a table and have lizzo sit on his chest. Wow here we go. Doctors here we go, doctors at a hospital in ohio have been accused of propping up a dead patient in order to make her appear alive for visitors. Gee, i wonder where they got that idea . Commander was seen biting another white house staffer. 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I know, polices illegal identified the car as the whole time she left her turn signal on. Kevin spacey says he was rushed to the hospital fearing a heart attack after his left arm went numb. After meeting his male doctor, kevin said the Numbness Spread to his unfair, hes innocent. Tuesday reportedly plans to make the new bambi live action, less traumatic for kids. This time instead of getting shot, bambis mother will move to chicago. Yeah. All right. Lauding the death of a deer. Congressman Henry Cuellar was carjacked in washington d. C. , they were glad he was okay, then went back to banging hookers. All right. To the news. Do young men need a class in order to make a pass on a recent podcast Nyu Professor says young men should learn so called Mating Dynamics in the rise of artificial sex bots, otherwise known as mark zuckerberg. A course on mating i think i have the perfect teacher in mind. Lets watch. I think every teenager in high school should have a course as part of health on Mating Dynamics where they teach especially young men that approaching a young woman and expressing romantic interest making her feel safe is a skill and there is nothing wrong with that, a relationship, partner, romantic partner, is one of the keys to a happy life. Also a key to a happy life, six best sellers in the face of god. Oh, stop it. And i didnt write that. All right. Okay, i will take it. Ill take it. But as fewer dudes risk Dating Rejection in the real world he offered this dire warning. I think that ai in combination with sex bots is going to create an industry where men start having relationships with algorithms in dolls. Sounds awesome. Where do i sign up . Is but start having relationships withal go rhythmic dolls, apparently hadnt heard of hookers, the professor suggested ways young men improve themselves, which include putting on a clean shirt, showering more often, that eliminates kid rock. He is not doing the show. But come on, how about a class for women, too. Rich, funny and over 5foot 5. I feel bad for the people who meet none of those standards. But really, the professor is not wrong, in this day and age boys are more likely to bond with a laptop than a woman, together dull the natural urges. And that prevents them from dating meeting a soul mate, getting married, having kids and losing their house in a gut wrenching, soul sucking divorce. Then if dying in alone in a Studio Apartment drowning in cheap booze and regret, we call that the ow bowman. There is truth to this, walter, right . Kids today, we used to have to look for our pornography in parks. That didnt come out the way i wanted it to. Its true, some teens would hide it in a hedge, you would find it. It was like a rural library. Treasure hunt. Treasure hunt. See, i i disagree and i think this is bad advice. Men, as far as sex bots and pornography go, men after a million years of hunting elk and bringing them home to their wives and the wife saying, thats a pretty small elk. Have finally got the world exactly the way they want it. And this guy is saying its immature. The fact is that the way to get women also is not to make them feel safe i used to try to do that. And they would leave my table and go over to the guy in the Leather Jacket who made them feel excited. So, hes not going to he is not going to foster any relationships with this sort of soft cell, clean shirt, make them feel safe advice. Yeah. If guys want to know how to get women they should listen to mick jagger, not Nyu Professors. That is true. Now, matt, first time on the show. Before i ask you a question, i want to clear the air. Back maybe 15 years or so, i wasnt fair to you, i feel bad. I want to make it up to you with this. Im so sorry, matt taibbi, i made fun of you. Please, i feel ashamed. Im so sorry. Matt taibbi. But i seen the light and im so sorry. Oh, matt taibbi. Its true oh, please believe me. Im sorry. Yes. Is that david bowie . That was that was gene. That was very david bowie esque gene. He he never heard that song before. I am touched. Back to this topic which seems like a million years ago. Do you think that was good advice . Well, i think if you dont know how to talk to girls because you are too online, talking to a robot probably isnt going to fix the problem. Yes. You know, i kind of second walters thoughts on this. If you want to learn how to talk to girls, probably you know, getting instruction from a guy who spends his whole day in front of a screen is not the way to go. Send these people to italy for three hours, right . Thats true. Come back and theyll know something. In Exchange Dating Program where they send to you places where men still talk to women. Talk to women constantly. Exactly. This should be taught by construction workers. And mick jagger. And mick jagger. Oh, my god mick jagger as a construction worker. I need a moment. You know, kennedy. He said women have an issue with dating shorter men which i have never noticed. So, i dont like when women solely the name of other women by demanding that women are rich or a certain height before they meet them and before they determine whether or not they have anything in common or th thissal come me, as human beings, we are tactile, we like to feel things, fell things, we removed from this process, he is also in new york city. If you go to different parts of the country, people are still outside. People are swimming in rivers and people are snowboarding, and if those are the kind of people you want you have to put yourself in those situations and take yourself out of the city. Matt is right about italy. In italy men will make love to you with their eyes and germany they stare at you, dudes stare at you. I dont know if you are a Serial Killer or youre super into me. Now i want to see your schnitzel. There is something about the confidence of the approach that some men are missing and a lot of young women dress like [ null ] and thats sad to me, too. The first question you have to ask, do you have a ive asked that. I thought that would land harder. So did she. Why do them if they are not funny. Yeah, they are being about. Tyrus, you are okay. Im a conquerer. Im not afraid to say it. I bet my dance card is full. How many kids do you got . I got for tax purposes i have four. And they are all different ethnicities, do you know what im saying, i was winning in all phases of the women game. Was it a challenge for you in terms of now that we talk about safety and safe necessary, that when you would approach a woman and youre 68. Listen, gutfeld. Here is the problem, here is the problem. We dont need a class for men to learn how to be men. We have to go out and fail. You have to you dont need people coming to school and telling you its at 7 what rainbow, whatever you want to be, you have to identify, you have to go out in the recess yard, get threatened and chased by girls. Have you to fail. Fail. Then you go to the first dance and you are terrified and walk up to a girl, would you like to dance. And she is going to say no. And girlfriends are going to see her say no and laugh at you and its going to hurt. Its going to hurt. And boys, your boys are going to be like dam and you are going to get through it and be fine. You are going to keep asking then get clever, hey, would you like to dance, she will say no. You look fat in your pants. What did you say to me . I didnt say nothing. Now your boys are laughing. And she is not going to dance with you. She is going to back to her girls, do you know what she said. One of the girls are going to do this. Then she comes asks you to dance. You have to he go out there, have you to be a hunter, you have to build it. And then eventually you can have babies from all over the world. What you just described is the reason we have sex bots. No. Not to have to go through that. Thats how you you need stripes, we gotta get stripes, weve got to failure is beautiful. Because you build confidence because then when you get hit in the mouth, good, you have been hit before. Do you know what is going to happen, once ai or robots become conscious then they are going to be able to reject you and imagine getting turned down by a robot. It already happens, your card was not accepted, sir, do you have another form of payment. All right. Fair enough. Up next, an old bag continues to nag. That was good. Turn the page, lady, get on with your life. Move on. Hillary wants the reeducation camps to convene, all because she lost in 2016. Hillary recently told cnn Trump Supporters need to undergo a formal deprogramming to get out of the cult. At the risk of turning into a stone, watch. So many of those extremists, those mag extremists, take their Marching Orders from trump because at some point, you know, maybe there needs to be a formal deprogramming of the cult members but something needs to happen. Something needs to happen. I have to say its weird, all right. Control yourself, she is not really here. But its weird to see hillary without annexo cyst present. Usually when hillary speaks from the heart like this, people hold up a cross and splash her with holy water. Just ask libya, they have slavery now, she did something no one could ever do, make them miss quadafi. After all she is a clinton. Its not like she kills people. Just ask this guy. Anyway. So, matt, its like she doesnt learn. Like you must what do you think about this . Is this just like she is still bitter or she is just its funny because they described her i remember when she gave the basket of deplorables conduct. Everybody endorsed it. And today, i mean, she is either off her meds or the thing that worries me she paused like it was an off the cuff comment which means its definitely rehearsed. And that term formal deprogramming, what do you think the chances are that thats add libbed, that has to be a term that is popping around in a memo somewhere in the dod or Something Like that. And thats what really scared me about that video. And when you hear about the targeting of people, fbi, that might be the next step in this in this process. Absolutely. I mean thats part of what we were looking at in the twitter files was this Algorithm Targeting of different types of people. They are able to do that, weve been giving the government tools to detain, identify, isolate people since 9 11 and now they want to start opening up the railways to do this kind of thing. They have all the tools to do it. See, that was another thing that i ended up being wrong at, i was okay with that stuff after 9 11 then people were going, it could be used on you, i go it will never be used on me. Im just a white guy. And then it was used on me. Kennedy, i have a theory when nobody likes you, popular people always seem like they have a cult. Its like what does he have . It must be a cult. Nobody likes me like that. Its like in hollywood, if you are a male with Big Box Office numbers its like gay slam i have always known that is true though. Thats what people started saying about you when you shot to the top of the ratings. Just because i live with my personal trainer hans. Also a broadway under study. Yes, yes. Very soft hands. I have always known she was a vulnerable person, authoritarian with not a great regard for human livein she spanked the slam to kim jong un memos with a video. This is a woman who is so deeply aroused by that is an actual political term. Its a political term. Little mermaid . True. No, its true. They both share the pursuit and same ideas. Exactly right. And you know, her deep connection to that, thank god she was never president. Yeah, its true. Tyrus, is this are you okay . Whew. Im never going to get that out of my head again. To see her watching kim jong un spanking the clam. You sure not an artist . You sure paint a picture. All i know im really hungry for seafood. Is this another example of this Hunting Variable that were seeing and now she is just saying it out loud going after people . No, this is why you never have anyone if anyone wants to write a book about you or do a movie about you, you never have them ask your exwife, like you lost, he is bitter, i heard the same thing. I heard concentration camps. I heard we are going to start arresting anyone that identifies with a maga person, which is half the country, we are going to have to reeducate them. How do you reeducate somebody . And thats the scary part. Because they got january 6, and i think everybody involved in january 6 is in jail or is about to be in jail even if you thought about january 6th on january 7th, you got a ticket. So, with the exception of that, the Marching Orders that trump is handing out to maga is it be quiet . Go to work, and vote . I mean is that what are they doing . They are not burning down minnesota. They are not forming groups and looting, like what are the maga doing exactly to where the we need to Pay Attention to them . I dont see it. I dont see the protests. They are not standing out outside of a Supreme Court justice house when it doesnt go their way. They are not invading Different City Council halls when things dont go their way. What are they doing exactly besides every time you speak going, man, im so glad i did not vote for her. Who she should be mad at women who didnt vote for her, independents that didnt vote for her. And democrats that decided to stay home and vote for her. Trying to paint this narrative that maga is doing this stuff. The closest was juicy smollett, we know how that turned out. Walter. I want to you take her defense. Is that possible . Is. Well, it is. I think all of you should be in camps. I love camp. See, ive been thinking, what can you do to avoid being picked up by the clinton gesteppo. Unless you are at ryan reinards house Drinking Latte through a mask you are probably in danger. Because they dont want empty camps. And except format here who only votes for jill stein whether or not she is on the ballot, were all were all going to see each other there. Lets make a fact now, if anybody doesnt check in after 48 hours well fly to the Nevada Desert and try to liberate each other, okay. Thats a plan. I like that. Im pretty lazy. The thing what this formal deprogramming is, does that mean they are wearing black tie when they clip the Jumper Cables to your scrotum . Thats an image. Yeah. Same thing with spank the clam. Up next, a leader lends no validity to Gender Stupidity we depend on each other a lot. Shes the rock of the family. Shes the person who holds everything together. Its a battle, you know im going to be there. Keytruda and chemotherapy meant treating my cancer with two different types of medicine. In a clinical trial, keytruda and chemotherapy was proven to help people live longer than chemotherapy alone. Keytruda is used to treat more patients with advanced lung cancer than any other immunotherapy. Keytruda may be used with certain chemotherapies as your first treatment if you have advanced nonsquamous, nonsmall cell lung cancer and you do not have an abnormal egfr or alk gene. 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