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America, i think its a big day for liberty, a great day for this country. Jesse Supreme Court puts trump back on the ballot. The migrant crime wave is not happening. Its alive. Jesse the media says migrants have not broken any laws. She is devouring them. Jesse why are kids sucking toes schools . Plus. Why did the chicken cross the road . [ ] jesse another body blow to joe bidens Reelection Campaign that is having trouble breathing. In a unanimous decision, nonzero the Supreme Court ruled today that states cannot strip donald trump off the ballot. Donald trump will remain on the ballot in colorado, illinois and made an in every state. Ruling states, states have no power under the constitution to disqualify a candidate for federal office, especially the presidency. Any column buried adding that his circumstance, writings on the court should turn the National Temperature down not up. Donald trump call the decision unifying and inspirational and challenged joe biden to stop his prosecutors from interfering in the election, watch. President biden, stop weaponization, fight your fight yourself. Dont use prosecutors and judges to go after your opponent to try and damage your opponent so you could win an election. Our country is bigger than that. Jesse the media has been dishonestly selling this case as a slamdunk. Raising the hopes of liberals that biden can win again from the basement because trump wouldve been off the ballot in every blue state. Yesterdays decision by the colorado Supreme Court was masterful, it was brilliant and it is unassailable interpretation of the 14th amendment. Reporter constitution says what it says. Colorado Supreme Court decided that the constitution Still Matters and applies to donald trump. Jesse he engaged insurrection the constitution says hes not qualify for office as a result. That is the plain truth of the matter in a straightforward forward reading aloud. Jesse the great legal minds of cable tv did not see a ruling coming down the pipeline and gave the audience what they wanted to hear, false hope and eventually disappointment. Cnn reported that it was unfortunate that the Supreme Court followed the constitution. Unfortunately for America The Court is not necessarily wrong that this is the way that they wanted to be. Jesse unfortunately for america the framers wanted Freedom Of The Press and we have cnn. The press today collectively realize that americans would have to vote to deceive democracy. The democrats will have to persuade voters instead of nine judges. And they admitted this with a heavy heart. Itll be up to the American Voters to see the democracy in november. It means we have to beat them at the ballot box and that may motivate the. Base you cant save the people from themselves. If they are determined to reelect him after he organized that insurrection, arguably, our first coup detat than there is nothing to stop the people from doing that. Jesse theyre mad that nothing can stop americans from voting. They are admitting that they dont actually like the democracy that they stayed that they need saving. Some tv lawyers pretend that it was the right decision all along and they knew it was gonna be nine hyphens zero. I think it was the right decision to make because it wouldve of colorado had been allowed to do that we wouldve had this chaotic sort of process where we have 50 states and some are choosing to put them on the ballot and some choosing not to put them on the ballot. Jesse but this was not what sonny often said months ago about the colorado case. The point is the constitution and there is a constitution and theres precedent, he needs to be taken out. I understand. Jesse other liberals through a tantrum worse than jesse junior. Keith says of the Supreme Court has betrayed democracy. Its members including jackson have proved themselves inapt at reading comprehension. And collectively the court has shown itself to be corrupt and illegitimate, it must be dissolved. Women on the court cannot read so dissolve it says Keith Olbermann, unaware that happens to be womens history month. Someone told him and he wrote back, those are not tears, fascist, they are urine. Im sure you enjoyed being bathed in them. He claimed that hes urinated on his own face and we hope that he gets that help that he needs. Regardless of what oberman is doing in the privacy of his own home, the media has officially declared the democrats now is the time to start freaking out. If its an x Essential Threat lets start acting like its an existential threat, stop but i forget would not be the worst thing in the world. Jesse behindthescenes this has the feel of a slowmotion car crash. The level of freak out remains highpurity, as democrats are telling each other that if youre not a bed wetter now, you are not paying attention. They were passing out . Alludes on the Upper West Side after the sunday New York Times addition landed, the latest time , trump is ahead by five points. Agape being advantage by republican nationally in a Mainstream Media poll. The most damning finding, 10 percent of americans who voted for biden in 2020 now say that they are switching their votes to trump. That means over 8 million biden voters have become trump voters. Which would give trump the popular vote. The first time republicans had done that in 20 years. Joe bidens Approval Rating sinking even lower to just 36 percent and around three quarters of the country agreeing that hes too old to be an effective leader. Half of democrats do not even want biden to be their nominee. And President Trump is taking advantage, picking up a large amounts of support from women, hispanics, blacks and young americans, basically everyone except for College Professors and ladies with purple hair. The left cant process how horrible of a President Joe Biden is and the toll hes taking on the party and how and the country. So theyre lashing out and uncoordinated fashion, justifying and excusing his performance and giving a variety of wild advice. Do i need to remind you that one of the greatest president s in the history of america was in a wheelchair . And he did okay. Jesse we went from bidens fdr because he accomplished a lot do hes fdr because neither could walk. Another strategy. Instead of trying to refute the tool to be president slants, job must embrace them. Stop with the im sharper than ever, nobody is buying that. [ laughter ] dont try to deny the age thing, lean into it. Lean in, lean in like your eating soup. Admit it, say yes, im bad with names and i walk like a toddler with a full diaper. Be yourself and joe, yourself is old. [ laughter ] that is who you are. [ applause ] old. Jesse you fell down the stairs of the underground railroad, you were sold your bad kid with the drug problem at 54. Jesse democrats disagree over if his fdr or a baby with a dirty diaper, other suggest that you have to call in the military 30 to be general campaign where the generals who have worked with him need to turn to the American Public intern to camera and say you dont understand how scary this can be. We really can go over a cliff here, get people scared. Jesse incentive 51 cia guys, will go 51 generals beating the metals off their chest. How does the Biden Campaign plan on closing . Ready . The focus well be overwhelming on democracy. I think the biggest images in peoples minds are going to be of january sixth, biden is not gonna run on policy, hes gonna run on january 6. Anything for november voters are going to be walking to their Polling Place thinking about the guy who put his feet up on nancys desk and the shaman. Obama world, not convinced. David says, im pretty certain scranton theyre not sitting around their dinner table about democracy every night. This is what theyre talking about the dinner table. Coat. I dont have the money to buy fast food anymore. Who made these prices . Overnight its like guess what, your rvs is 53. Im never paying 53 for fast food. One trip to mcdonalds right now, one single trip to mcdonalds, 30. 30 30. Thats pizza money. You are not pizza. You are fast food. Jesse alina joins me now. Are you gonna send Keith Olbermann some of those trump sneakers . Reporter yes, i am. Im gonna put them in a case so you can look at them forever. And look at ebay and how theyre selling for 450,000. Jesse what is going on with these people, its a crazy reaction to something everybody knew was gonna happen. Reporter you know what it reminds me of, jesse, you remember in 2016 and 2020 and you had these women, they are means of them crying one donald trump one, just the outbreak, i remember waking up at 2 00 am and watching liberals just shed liberal tears, that is what is happening, why . Because america want today, imagine crying because the constitution is standing strong and were not gonna turn into cuba. That is trumped arrangement syndrome 101, right there. Youre so upset because the constitution was upheld today. Because the Supreme Court showed us that we are not cuba, were not a third world country, were not a banana republic, in that the things that ive seen over the past four months in new york are knocking to become become america. And what does msnbc and the view and cnn do, they have tantrums. Its literally epic to watch but we did say that its a cleancut Supreme Court decision. Its constitutional and they were trying to do something that wouldve been hurtful to democrats and republicans. That is what people need to remember, its about america first, its not about sean, its about us. Jesse i heard the congressman, democrat today saying that hes got some plan to go back to congress and determined that johnson insurrectionist even if he does win in november, donald trump, congress could barham from taking office, was going on here. Reporter why dont we also spy on his election for 2024 and act like it did not happen. It is what they are always doing, they double down and tripled down. And they become desperate, im not sure where they are pure people are but they should take a look at the polls, what they were doing is not working and what president ial said today was so articulate and so on point, he was calm, measured and he said it very clearly. President biden your job, stop attacking me, fight fair and square, i dont want to win this way, i want to win their square. You have to take youre henchmen off of me, your witchhunt an election interferes cases and if you can walk, walked away to the ballot in 2024 and vote. But hes not able to do so. And that is the truth. Desperation we are seeing with what they said today going to congress, they double down and triple down and tomorrow well hear more of it. But theyre not realizing that the American People see straight through it and theyre sick of it. Jesse we want to see a fair fight. Is that too much to ask . I dont think so. And i never asked for anything. You know that. Thank you. [ ] what happened to comedy . Johnny finds out. Why somebody so offended. People have to walk around with maggots in their [ bleep ], you have saying . [ ] gives you long lasting nondrowsy relief. Flonase all good. Also, try our Allergy Headache and nighttime pills. 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Theyre covering the border instead of covering up. The chief a Border Patrol who worked for biden for two years says that the president never even called him. Ive never had one conversation with the president or Vice President for that matter. And so i with the chief of the Border Patrol, i commanded 21,000 people, thats a problem. Jesse joe biden spoke to dylan more then his border chief and he still has not called lincoln reillys family either. He had a george floyd family on speed dial when it was the hate crime, joe was there for him, 11 days after he was she was murdered by a migrant he still has not saturday. Because i dont want to know micro crimes are real, they want you to think trump made it up. Micro crime i keep on feeling a new product, thats how hes pitching it its just not happening. Its alive. And the analysis released just this week that crime has a drop in the cities that we receive the most migrants with the southern border. Jesse the only place crimes dont go go down is because theres any criminals here. Migrant crime is not down, its not being reported thats why they are century citys. They dont deport or report and any city can make crime go down if they stop prosecuting it. On local news, night after night in America Sanctuary Cities we hear about murder, cap rate, assault and its preventable. This guy, has been arrested 65 times. Hes lugged nurses at a hospital and now hes on the land. These three illegal portuguese arrested in rhode island after baby was killed. Brazilian illegal convicted of child rape in brazil was just arrested in boston. Self we assume a good people, but this was a bad person and Border Patrol arrested three gangsters from ecuador in the dominican republic, their rap sheets include aggravated assault, trafficking and endangering a child. Biden called his Border Patrol chief he wouldve told them just and catch and release. We need to make sure that central america, south america, mexico that those regions understand that if you pay a smuggler you cross in between the ports of entry and you do not have a legitimate claim to some sort of Asylum Benefit you be sent back. Jesse chris hansen the host of takedown on true blue. Is migrant crime. Hopes it is not a hoax, i spent a week with the Sheriffs Office and in the course of the week we did a Predator Investigation and printers looking for Children Online antihuman trafficking investigation. Human trafficking side, 220 people arrested in a week, 10 percent illegal immigrant citizens from other countries. Jesse are they being trafficked or are they traffickers. Both. And one case we have this on video, youll see this coming up on true blue, we had taught a woman coming into a hotel room, On Hidden Camera Being recorded. They cut a deal sex with the undercover two women, 1300 hours. And later after the arrest they told investigators that they had to earn 3000 a week to pay the people who smuggled them into this country. Jesse they are indebted to the cartels have trafficked them and then they pay off that debt through life of crime in the united states. The only way they can make this money and forced into a. Three venezuelans arrested. One man who is pimping these women out and then two victims of human trafficking. Jesse theyre saying crime is down were all these migrants are headed. May be overall, crime has gone down. But you have cases of horrific crimes. A case here and in georgia, i got a few months ago sticking selfies in times square and now was accused of killing 22yearold lincoln riley. And you have to remember that in the last year the stats will show 79,000 Illegal Immigrants came into this country with criminal histories. But each one of those on average has committed at least four crimes according to the stats. And these are all verified. So suddenly 79,000 turns into jesse do you believe the stats . You dont know whos coming across, you dont know the ways, half of these things could be making up. They could be but the Border Patrol, homeland security, they want to put the stats together. They want to arrest these people. They dont want to see this happen. They dont want to see somebody they have an Immigration Hold allowed to go free and a Sanctuary City because they dont recognize the Immigration Hold. They are the committal Justice System have another crack in some of these bad guys and theyre not doing it, one other thing, i talked to a sheriff down at the border in arizona who told me that he gets as many as 250 kids, children coming over the border and they are lost. Jesse disappeared. What happens to those kids. Jesse we know, and its tragic. Takedown with krentz hanson, true blue tv. Check it. Out. Thank you, jesse. Jesse i thank you. Why are kids sucking toes at school . [ ] mary, janet, hey thinking eddie, no frasier, frank. Frank . fred how are you . fred. Fuel up to 7 brain health indicators, including your memory. Join the Neuriva Brain Health challenge. [ ] jesse something seriously sick and twisted occurring in this country. We thought we had seen it all, kindergarten drag queen story our Tax Exchanges for kids, we dont get shocked by much. But in this happened at Deer Creek High School in oklahoma. This video shows High Schoolers is sucking on each others toes at a school fundraiser. He is devouring them. Jesse those were high school students, looking Peanut Butter off their classmates feet. The school made a point to say that no adult feats were look for charity. Whose idea was this . Who locate that . Usually you need a Permission Slip to go to the bathroom. You cant tell me people were not surprised. This video went crazy, almost 50 Million People saw it and now, its led to a formal investigation by the Oklahoma State apartment of education. The School District had a come out and say this, through the specific aim we fail to upload the uphold the dignity of our students a proud image of a unity, we fell short and for that we greatly apologize. Meanwhile liberals are defending Child Sex Dolls. And the Kentucky State Senate last week State Lawmakers were debating a bill that would criminalize the possession and trafficking of a Child Sex Doll. How many child textiles are there any way . We do not know. One feels like too many. Not everybody agrees with us. Democrat State Senator from kentucky, there she is, did googling and think that the Child Sex Dolls are good thing. I was completely unfamiliar with Child Sex Dolls. So i had to google it last night. Minor attracted persons. And the limited amount of research that is done on these dolls suggest that they actually are for people who are attracted to minors. That these dolls actually decrease their proclivities to go out and attack children. That it actually gives them a release. Jesse give them a police . That settles it. Child sex dolls for everybody. Seems like bird came to her sentence and release a statement saying that as a moment physician i am deeply concerned with the harm of pedophilia and i regret in my question the committee did not convey that. I voted in favour to outlaw Child Sex Dolls, thank god, but why does the left keep trying to normalize pedophilia . And why do they call them minor attracted persons. Lets bring in clinical psychologist doctor chloe carmichael. Before we get to the sex dolls can we talk about the sucking of the toes. What purpose would that serve . Jesse, thats a very good question. And i know that the school try to say that no Adult Toe Socks but nevertheless they monetized the experience of High Schoolers doing this to each other when we arent in an environment where people are using ridiculous terms like minor attracted persons and we have an epidemic of child porn both children being featured it and consuming porn and im sure and their comprehensive Sex Education that theyd cover kink and Everything Else now. So they then decided to have these High Schoolers doing this to each other at an event that was for fundraising. On some level this experience was monetized and that is disgusting. The school should be completely ashamed. Jesse a foot fetish fundraiser. You have adults, gym teachers and administrators sitting there in the bleachers, watching kids suck each others toes for money. Every adult in that room should be ashamed of themselves. When that school put out a statement saying that we fail to uphold the dignity, moreover they degraded the dignity by encouraging or even permitting, as you said, children need a Permission Slip to go to the bathroom. Much less to engage in this type of activity and these children who have been isolated through covid19 and again exposed to this Porn Epidemic and now were going to encourage them to lie on the floor and suck each others toes and a monetized environment. I honestly think there should be a lot of firings that occur. Jesse there should be arrest. Thats what there should be. These Child Sex Dolls, is there any research that shows that Child Sex Dolls would reduce child sexual abuse . First of all, even if there were such research i would be extremely sceptical of it but i did do a brief review of this supposedly literature. And know, theres not such a Convincing Quote Body Of Literature but as a clinical psychologist, what i would say is that being with a Child Sex Doll would be what we call cognitive rehearsal where you are actively doing, like we know a Basketball Player can visualize himself making the basket and that he will do it, that is what these adult props would be. They also encourage what we call cognitive elaboration where you have a Curiosity Fantasy end with this prop you go ahead and start elaborating on it. Even worse is the insinuation that this is in some way therapeutic because what is next our taxpayers gonna be paying for somebodys therapy Child Sex Doll . Jesse migrants get a free sex doll and a phone when they cross. I can see it happening. Are we gonna give domestic abusers a dollop their wife that they can smack that doll around and well tell them that that is therapeutic . Jesse when the boxing dummies, give every domestic abusers one of those. Problem solved. This is happening in kentucky and the toe licking oklahoma. States i never see experience that kind of depravity. We have to go or i should say doctor carmichael, excuse me. You can call me whatever you want, its good to see you. Jesse you two. Daisy cutter remember her . She talked about primetime be right back. [ ]th vapes increase cravings trapping you in an endless craving loop. Nicorette reduces cravings until theyre gone for good. Meet the traveling trio. The Thrill Seeker. The soul searcher. And ahoy its the explorer each helping to protect their money with chase. Woah, a lost card isnt keeping this Thrill Seeker down. Lost her card, not the vibe. The soul searcher, is finding his identity, and helping to protect it. Hey oh yeah, the explorer shes looking to dive deeper. All while chase looks out for her. Because these friends have chase. Alerts that help check. Tools that help protect. One bank that puts you in control. Chase. Make more of whats yours. 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Mr. Garvey, you voted for him twice. As your own man, what is your decision . Garvey is wrong for california. But garveys surging in the polls. Fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. Stop garvey. Adam schiff for senate. Im adam schiff, and i approve this message. Im katie porter and i approve this message. Hes the hundredpercent protrump candidate for u. S. Senate republican eric early. Always supports trump and the maga agenda. Republican eric early. Endorsed by the california prolife council. Opposed to all abortion. And eric early loves the second amendment. Eric early. Way more dangerous than steve garvey. He dodges trump. Garvey even said he might vote for biden. Republican eric early for u. S. Senate. Too maga. Too trump. Too dangerous. [ ] jesse ask a husband or wife we hate admitting when we are wrong. If you think that its difficult to take politicians. They the permissive policies to go to crime wave and instead honing it and theyre normalizing. Shoplifting . Washington post says dont sweat it because, america is his sticky finger nation built on stolen land. Since covid19 the New York City Subway racked up more Subway Murderers and then in the previous 15 years combined. Even introducing a level of artistic sophistication into the subway gets you bludgeoned in the head. [ ] that woman had seven priors. Seven priors because of bail reform and not judge let her walk again. Democrats claim that only 1 percent of the people let out on bail would reoffend, light. According to a new study from john jay college, 66 percent of people with rap sheets who were Let Go Under Bail Reform were arrested again. And if you had Felony Priors and got bailed out, likely had another felony. So people all over the country know that they can get away with murder. And george a group of teens shot up a six flags on opening day. [ shouting ] it a symptom of the greater problem. The left has established this permissive attitude towards crime. Now people feel entitled to attack and shooting incidents. Some do drugs, some live on the streets, look at california. The epicenter of the country Soft On Crime Social Experiment Open Drug Use is encouraged, and vagrancy rarely addressed. Liberal lawmakers and decent have tied the cops hands when they try to do their jobs theyre treated like the criminals. On friday, we introduce you to daisy the healer. Shes a homeless woman whose built a makeshift shed on the Venice Beach Boardwalk where she lives and offers spiritual healings to those in need. She calls it a tiny home. But there are laws against living on this trip, you cant just live on the sidewalk. But when the cops came to tell daisy to move along, she flipped. I need to talk. Get out of my bio field. Im with the Los Angeles Police department. Im not going to listen to your tell me your first name. You dont want me to call you sergeant, do you . I need to talk to you. Stay out of my bio field. Jesse after an hour of verbal abuse she moved the shed down the road but primetime tractor down. And shes back on the beach. I spoke to her earlier and this is how it went. It is not true. Im yelling because im angry. Im angry because ive unprocessed emotions that became stagnant. Its not true and its trauma. Jesse i try to reel her and and worked for a few seconds. Daisy, why were you living out on the street . What is your goal . Im not telling you were our anyone. Out even know if i like you that much. Next question. Jesse what kind of healing to do . Good question. Art we all in a Healing Journey Of Learning and growth working on ourselves. Im the venice healer because im steeling myself. Jesse that i made the mistake of trying to give her some advice to help her get it together. Available for preorder right now. But she was not having it. Good luck, next time listen to what the police have to say and thank you for your healing properties. Thank you for the unsolicited advice. Here catch. Its unsolicited advice that splattered all over you. Jesse think about it. There are bouquets of daisies everywhere. Police do their best but they dont have the support to deal with cases like this. Attorney and retired nypd inspector joins me now. How does lawenforcement grapple with the daisies of the world . With a lot of hope. New york city has no shortage of people that are in daisies zone here. Ask yourself this, what is the prognosis for her long term . Do we see dc coming out of whatever shes in becoming a productive member of society . Thats a piece that is never considered. Here in new york they end up going to the hospital and given fluids and maybe they them a little bit and put them right back out. There really isnt, no matter what they say, there really isnt a place for the daisy in our society these days. That whole system went away years ago. What happens 20 years from now and assuming shes alive and everything is okay. Shes living on the street, people like daisy in cold weather zone like new york and denver that has a big homeless problem, you know what happens . Ill be frank. You end up working as a cop scraping them off the sidewalk in subzero degrees the next morning. I hate to be graphic but that is where it goes. Nobody wants to hear that. When you try to enforce and try to figure out a way that you can may be force it as they put Something Like the cold weather alert they had to go into the shelters, the Homeless Lobby and industry because of the business here, thought it like crazy. And they got word of it. Jesse daisy is mentally ill, on drugs and a little bit of a performance artist. If shes not committing a crime besides sleeping on the sidewalk and you try to have her remove her tiny home and she resists, you cant really put her in jail you say and you cant really institutionalize or because shell just knock back a few pills and be out the next day, so you just pray and have hope for daisy . Kind of, realistically what you gonna do . If she fights with you she goes to jail but it will be anything serious hopefully that she does. She can get right back out. And jail for summary like that isnt the answer. So if shes blocking the sidewalk in new york should be blocking Pedestrian Traffic you can take her, new york does not allow for Homeless Encampment that is reason, were putting up with that for for a while but theres too much pushback. As i said theres not a great mechanism and it something that we just dont want to confront. Jesse from daisy to more flower power we have one of these Fossil Fuel Protesters gotten mansions and face and event the other day. It got toppled like a statue. You got rich doing it. [ bleep ] how dare you ask. [ laughter ] jesse i cannot laugh. But how does that security handle the fall . It looks fairly appropriate i dont know if a mansion would been delicate, he looked angry. Look, obviously hes getting it states, hes been threatening and et cetera, you can articulate the fact that you had to take action because you did not know what he was going to do. He move forward, it looks fairly appropriate to me. Jesse you have to expect this reaction if youre going to curse a guy out like that and come after his family. Of course. Jesse do you think you be taking a swing he wouldve connected . He might have but theyve already been in court and im sure this guys a hero to all of his buddies. And nonetheless i think it was the appropriate response. Jesse thats what they told me when i was first going out on the street he said, jesse, if anyone take a swing at you lean into it. And then sue them. I bet you this guys are ready talking to lawyers. Jesse im sure he has. Thank you so much. And thank you dz, we love you. [ ] johnny hit the streets. Im sure a lot of funny things happen to you but what is the funniest thing to happen to you . Almost pooped myself when i got drunk one time. Thats why dont drink alcohol anymore. When moderate to Severe Ulcerative Colitis takes you off course. Put it in check with rinvoq, a oncedaily pill. When i wanted to see results fast, rinvoq delivered rapid Symptom Relief and helped Leave Bathroom urgency behind. Check. When uc tried to slow me down. I got lasting, steroidfree remission with rinvoq. Check. And when uc caused Damage Rinvoq came through by visibly repairing my colon lining. Check. Rapid Symptom Relief. Lasting steroidfree remission. And the chance to visibly repair the colon lining. Check, check, and check. Rinvoq can lower your ability to fight infections, including tb. 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Tell me your silliest jo joke. Why did the chicken cross the road . Weather the chicken crossed to their own. To get to the other side. I have nothing. [ laughter ] reporter was your favorite comedian . Dave chapelle, straight to the point out that the beat around the bush. The jimmy fallon count . Reporter but hes not funny. Kevin hart. Reporter wide and he funny . Thats why what is it okay to make fun of . Everything because, you know, every lesson theres a lesson. Nobody can take a joke. Nowadays certain topics can be very touching. Some people state that she. Reporter if you dont hushmac woman very sensitive people. Is it okay to joke about why people. Everyone does right now. When it comes to race and religion i dont bother me that. Is it okay to make fun of black people . It hushmac purple people, ninja turtle people. Youre a little walk. I was asleep five minutes ago. Come on makeup. Why is everyone so offended. This people take things too seriously. People have maggots in their ass. Is so confusing, life is so confusing right now. One of my doing here . What offends you . People calling me a bit. One ebook what a stupid son of a pitch. Whoopi goldbergs where do they go . Just saying. I am sure a lot of honey things have indeed what was the funniest things ive ever happen . Mack. I almost [ bleep ] myself when i got drunk one time. Thats why dont drink alcohol no more. I spoke crystal with a k. Because i thought with the kardashians. Like, who says that . [ ] reporter is donald trump funny . He makes meager ghost you and hes a funny dude. Absolutely, his amazing mack he keeps it real. The Electron Company believe it . Reporter what had he said that his 20 . Everyone im going to talk about what we are going to do to make this country better. Youre on the nuclear codes. You as well. Reporter what about joe biden . Is he funny. Hes a little bit of a hot mess. He is serious. He gets things done right back like what . 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