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Or a tradition that goesa trad back over a century to Warren Harding when the president and the press, who theoretically havenofresidt adversarial relationship, lay down their weapons and pick up their silverwarrsarial ree Ae Each Other a good old ribbing over cocktails and filet. Design its designed to demonstrate the humanity of washingtonede, which is why it only happens once a year. I its not often that we have so many people have writtet Hav N About Us and broadcast about us all together in onean room like this. And i thought you might like to say a few. Nice Wordst Yolike to. How about just a word orendl, two . Something friendly, even one kind word. Enkind wari thinking. Im thinking the president s flex their funny bones. They bring props, even impersonators. Uess, distinguished guests, ladies and gentlemelan, here i am. As you know, i always look these forward to these dinners d. Its just a much a touch. Hollywood liberals, democrats like joe biden. How come i cant have dinner with a 36 of the people who like m e . E on only Thing Missing is Hillary Clinton sittinlyngg on a front l row in her. Barack obama broughint out his anger translator. We wont always see eye tie and cnn. Thank you so much for f t the wall to wall ebola coverage. But to all week, we were One Step Away from the Walkinge Deadwa and we all got up. D moved on to the next day that was awesome. Fy, and by the way, just i you havent noticed, dont hav have ebola. And in ordee r even the scor, the press books a comedian to roast them all. The Vice President isnt here tonight. Not fong to t r security reasonn he just thought this event was being held at the dulless, thi airport. Applebees . Yes. Right now, joe was elbow deep in Jalapeno Poppers and talking to a Construction Cones is he thinks is john boehner. Also true, but the relationship between the press and the president , trump was so acrimonious, you know, with hima calling him a racist russian traitor from day onellm , that e no showed the dinner for his entire term. Hitire ter biden brought the y back Saturday Night, but had a hard tim ae breaking bread, literally breaking that piece of bread look challenging now. We didnt slow the tape downs at all. This is it regular speed. Youd think having i dinner with a thousand of your closest friends, an entire industry keeping you in Officousand Osesb be in a better mood. But biden just looked moet he had to eat salad. Colin jost, whos marriedtt j to Scarletohant Johansson and wo does Weekend Update on Saturday Night live who. He was the emcee the last time i was in d. C. I lefty coca my cocaine at the white house. Luckily, the president was ableo to put it to good use for his state of the union. Colin had another good line. Like many of you here tonight, l i pretenikd to do news on tv. My Weekend Update coanchor,n michael che was going to join me here tonight, but Inn Solidarity with president biden, i decided to lose all mya black support. Besides that, colins jokessd didnt have any bite. The president still being protected, evebites,n at a roast. Finally, Joe Got On Stage and had one good joke. Its been a year sinceed i delivered the speech, and my wife jill is with me tonight. Was worried tspeechwife how. I told her, just like riding a bike. She. Thats what im worried about. O now, the rest of the evening with her. No worrieswas lame a. Worry him. The president s jokes didnt land in most of hit ofs materias wasnt even aimed at the press. Trump was the puncs. S thh line. The 2024 election is in full swing. And yes, age is an issue. Im running against the six year old biden, the president ,dh and roast each other, and neither of them did. Protec the president and the press are now a protected class. Tes,theyre broke and bidene cant take one. Barack obamabide did 20 minutese on stage. Biden only spoke fos onr sixt bless the media. He actually bangh s in media. The very trump brand asking to rise up to the seriousnessmot that will pass the Horse Race Numbers and the gotcha moments and the distraction of the sideshow. Distractions to dominate, to cec our sensationalize our politicss and focus on whats actually at stake. I think in hardshipat stake, the stakes couldnt be higher. Could nevery single one of us i to play serious on the play. Makg am after she s endures american democracy. Wit i know my role, but withl all due respect, so do you. What kind of if the the president Conspires T With The Press to put the other politician in prison . Onbidens ordering reportersg dont, as my gaffes or the arab spring break dont cover this election. Ng break your role is to desty my rival or help. Can the media give joe . And hows the Media Gettinediage Bossed around by a guy who doesnt even talk to them . Yorkto hes four times who hes never sat down with after he just sat down with howard stern for an hour byinterv doug scheer, pbs sieo he can ply patty cake with al roker. And now hes ordering reporters to cover the Bloodbath Hoax , not the the horse race. This is bidens losing the horse race because and wants to keep it hidden from the country. A ne kew cnn poll has biden losing points. Hows bidenthese are landslide n. When you factor in rfk jr. Almos trumps almost beating by nixon. And this is a cnn poll. The bloomberg poll had trump beating biden in six out of the seven battles by double beat. And trumps been in court for the last two weeks Whiler St Two Biden has been campaigning. The New York Times called. Gross look at that. Elec also, the blueprint for a trump electoral collegtoe victory anda gift from the political gods. Quote, the manhattan courtroom will be the setting for mr. Trump to play the role, of a familiar american archetype, the wrong magmmand sen seeking justice frm corrupt, powerful forces. The former president is good in this role, and thats no small thing. T cour maybe the gag orders and corrupt Court Calendar will win wil trump the white house just like bidens Basement Campaign did. It gmer pres it keeps the fr president disciplined, structured and away from, strut his tongue wagging, freewheeling rallies and forces. S actual biden to actually ca. Ioft gives the Media Less Ofs an opportunity to twist trumps words and more of an Wordand Morey for biden to get tongue twisted or tell us cannibals and his uncle. Uncl and it pute. S biden in a harsh e spotlight and puts trump on an interesting stage. The voters have never seen before an intriguing courtroom drama. Remember, Trump Beat Hillary by running against a rigged system . And what better scene could a director Sete Couldirect For N in a courtroom unfairly prosecuted by Savage Democrats rigging the election with trials because they know the sitting president can barely stand . Ar even though biden told howard stern hed debate trump. Democrat s dont want him to. Him to bidens folks dont want him to debate. They donte want to give t trump that platform and risk exposing biden to a nationalhara tv, ducking a president ial debate while you put your opponent on triall putn sp is exactly why biden spent Saturday Night not poking funemt at the press, but begging them to save democracy when he really means save his presidency. Former White House Press secretary Kayleigh Mcenanys joins me now. Kayleigh, did you go to the dinner . No, jesse, i stayed far away from the hyenas. M thi spent enough time with thm in the briefing room. You were probably watching Jesse WattersPrimetim Jessee on dvr like all ofll us do on Saturday Night. What was this like for you . A i know you experienced thisex si sitting there and then watching it from tv. Thi seemed s one seemed difft to me. De yeah. Its really odd to watch joe biden sit there and complain that this room full of people are insufficiently sycophantic, himc to him. Him, whe i mean, these are people that drool over him. When i when i look at some of these polls and i athes see,h there are 2 who thinke ec the economy is excellent. Room theyre the people in that room. They were less than thrilled, es and there you have biden sitting there begging them essentially to cover for hisentiall himm. W and its just interesting to watch because, you know, i go back to m goy briefings and all hostile. The press is and Karine Jeanpierre is briefing. Its realld itst re ay just a n among friends. And you look at what happened you night, its just another conversation among friends at it in some wine ad and some dinner and put it on a Saturday Night a. This is the group that america is up against. The presp ags is covering for h, but i dont think it makes them cross the finish line. In somy add inwhen you some gummies, too, when you know somebody who yoont lit like daily and that person who you dont like, like something and then you think, wait a second, if that person like something, i cant like ike when that, that that must be bad. Its kind of like when gutfeld likes a song, im like,f oh my god, this song must be terrible. Do you think mus the American Voters see the media love of and protect joe biden so pathetically . N sotheyre like, wait a second . This is gross. If someone likes joe biden that much and carries that much water for him, something w must be wrong. S. Yes. Yes. And i totally resonate with the gutfeld song. Sotally te we im with you on that. Right. That theyre the worst. And yours are pretty good. Theyre on the five. But look, i think that you knows ,they see the economy is terrible. They cant Affor Terribld to. I mean, this is widespread. Young people cant afford mortgages, cant afford a home,r cant afford rent. And then you flip it over to the new New York Times and theres this one article i just cant get out of my head from a fewe i cant of months b. Aviator joe dark, brandon, t al in that time, when that meme came up, they just all glommed onto it and all of these major news outlets were almost celebratory, like this guyke is finally cool. He finally has one iota of the swagger that barack obama had, and they tried to make it work. And people just look at thatth. They roll their eyes and they see this presidency for the failurth e of what it is. And they think back to three years ago and they remembe andr the good days of president trump. And that is why you see the polls soarinyou see the poge they are for the former president. Yeah, dark brandon had trouble ripping that dinne f for r roll in half. Probably needed his aviators for that. And. Le oomphnner kaylee, thank you so much. 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