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FOXNEWSW Gutfeld July 3, 2024

University heating up overnight. A group of protesters breaking windows and barricading themselves inside Hamilton Hall at the campus. Theyve pushed tables and chairs against the doors. And this action comes just hours after Columbia University, the epicenter of the nationwide propalestinian Campus Protests , began suspending students. The Ivy League School had set a 2 p. M. Deadline monday for the protesters to leave their encampments at the campus. The university had been trying to avoid calling back the police, whose intervention on april 18th led to more than 100 student arrests. The protesters at columbia have inspired similar propalestinian demonstrations on campuses across the country. Arrests nationwide are now approaching 1000, as the final days of Class Wrap Up and Commencement Ceremonies are just days or weeks away. The protesters demand the universities cut financial ties with israel over the war in gaza, but many jewish students say the protests have veered into antisemitism and made them afraid to set foot on campus once again. A group of pro Palestinian Protesters taking over a Columbia University Academic Building just hours earlier, the school began suspending students after a deadline came and went without an agreement. Stay with Fox News Channel for more on this developing for more on this developing story. Right now, were going to send you back to regular programming already in progress. Meanwhile, i hear alec baldwin wants to hire her for a remake of benji. Its either that or 100 dalmatianss. Every sequel just gets less and less. 99. Anyway, speaking of movies, President Joe Biden has tapped steven spielberg, the director behind e. T e di. , to tell joes story. Biden does have a lot t in common with in that neither o one knows how to get home. Dolly parton is launching her own line of wine. Not surprisingly it. Its only available in jugs. I feel bad. A doubting boeings 767 had to return to jfk airport after its emergenceingy fell off. In response, a rep for spirit air said, whats an Emergency Slide . Reportedly last, top bidenport aides secretly tried to oust Karine Jeanpierre becauseedlyih doesnt have a graspdoes On The Issues and doesnt spennd the time to learn. Apparently, her only qualification was that shesd ts black. So it was either presst sheblac secretary ork oprah after antiisrael protest at harvardai flew a Palestinian Flanig Whichg had replaced the one thats usually there the. Ther two white house correspondentse. Dinner was held on saturday with 2600 journalists and celebrities and peoplere neh who are neither protesters staged mock executions outsideis the white house correspondents dinner. Din after it was clear none of them were interested in a Hunger Strikeneclear mi are. The at the dinner, biden joked that he was a grown man runninig against a six year old. He said this right afterthis a waiter had to cut his food. Wl eve plumb, Who Playeday Jan N the brady bunch, is 66 today. Eve plans jth to spend the d the same way she always does. Totally. And shadowthe figured that would land better. Theres a new Air Power Depthi calculator that can accurately predict when youlpol die. Its very popular among christie gnomes, dogs. All right, enough of that. So after being criticized avoiavoiding the media, joe biden has finally begun making some public appearances r to disprove the notion that hes deadan. And who did he start with . Howard stern. Thats right. Tha the king of all medita interviewed the petrified of all media. It was a weird for man. And howard stern didnt look that great either. But what an appearance it was. Of course, joe hadt what a hearu the questions not because of his age, but because howard ha had his head so far upd the president s. It was muffledo. It wasnt an interview. He waits a little wind ski. The only thing missing was a blue dress and an president. E its a clear indication that the king of all media s. Now the queen of all bj hey, you know, maybe stern gotim a changaybee. Loo because all i saw when i looked at this interview was one gianth giantt guy who knew the stern show would be a safe space for spineless babbling ss jerry. And also joe biden. But what was really notable was how stern lapped up all the lies was jokes. Spin more yarn than mother goose on crystal meth. But thats the dems dilemma. Hi, joe. Have him look demented. Or let him talk and remove and all doubt. Its all the more hogwash to enjoy bayersem. First of all, joe lied about how he got busted at a protest while standing on a black familys porch. Essentially i remember true story. I remember when there were desegregatin storyg winfield the neighborhood, and it was a, you know, 70 homes build a white suburbia. And i told and there is a black Family Moving in. And there was people were down therere prote. I told you not to go down you there. You went down. Remember n t that . And you came. At you got arrested. Be standing on the porch with ad black family. Right . They brought you back. The police said. Yeah ught youk th, my memory of that. Yeah. Whenever he says true story, thats a tip off i get. I get. The mom recalls this differently. Back then, she remembers him saying he remembers herself saying, well, Someone Pleasek Th tell that white kid to get off our porch. He keeps sniffing our babys hair. Of course, no one can findre a record of this arrest. They tried. Biden also claimed to have been a runner up in state scoringt a in football. I dont think a lot of people know that. You a Star Receiver in highn school. So you werhighe like the firstyh string guy. You were the guy who caught the Ball Runner Upo caught and g like that. At t and whilehe h im stern kns his life story better than he does. N he d but i suppose the best evidence joe biden played Footbal Suppol is brain damage. Stern then asked Anothere Bide y question about being a lifeguard. Did you ever save anyones life when your lifeguard was anyone ever drowning . Yeah, he did. Half a dozen times. Usually younger kids, you know. Dsbut you do the thing with the whistle and then jump in in the bathing suit and youju got it . Yeah. Yeah. Greg ha n kids. N kids its rare. The good old days when howard stern, more intelligent people who could maintain a line of thoughnterviewt, you k like crack. Stern then told biden that the president had had a very cinematic life. You have the movies, pinocchi cinemato. H and whats up with stern . It feels like he became everything he usedst lik to hat but maybe this is all he really wanted. The role of the everyman b was i just an act, a conduit for acceptance by the elites who usedcondui to hate him. E sai then theres joe saying, how is the senator . In the seventies, He Wasng Namel the most eligible bachelor. Its like wheorn i when i met jill, i was when i lost my family, i got to play in that ten months. I was on my bachelors list. Because you were United States senator. You were ten. Yeah. And so and a lot of lovely women. But it was very salacious pictures. And i was just getting salaci woulde. Ervic oh, yeah. Senators dont get a secretsecrt service detail. Joe bide s detain, one until 208 and he showed themm his Gratitude By Swimming In Grt of in the pool. You can read that headline there. Im too lazy. Theyr soe, you got to wonder who joe was actually giving these you to. Lazy. Are there a bunch of retired senate ushers with photos of liz warre ofn wearing only a feather . But i got to say, man, howard stern is the only guy makes seth meyers look cutting edge. I mean set, he did reinvent himself. He went from being a funnyhe re to just a boring. So joes nexjust at stop, the we house correspondents dinner. The drink of the night was vinegar and Watedrink Ofr Becaus thats what you serve at a bag convention. E now the event is held in a huge ballroom in d. C hel. , which is ironic, since theres never been anyone spotted there with a pair of Thousands Pai of media, politicians and navy celebs gather to tell each other how great they are. Its like working for kim jong un a bunchhot weak, scared people pretending to like a tyrant so they dont get eaten by his dogwn. The event was hosted by colin jones, whose claim to fame is banging scarlett johansson. But if thats your claim to, you should claim that fame, identityim. But then the podium he did what expected. He made a few jokes with those directed at Joe Or The Non Dex Medi Fox Media having all the sting hae, knock knock jok its hard to say which had less real teeth. Sterns intervie tw colin are biden himself. But the weakest part was how jost had made his comedy turn into a preachy devotional to biden, his jokes werent meant to be funny at all, just to Express Amazementeachy den ar how it could be possible that america would prefes amazr trump to. D joe. As for the pres, he received a standing for managingon to stand, although though his speech was the usual combo of shouting weird grins and shots at trump. Why repeat him . You heard it before. But the story is wha t You Hearar O On Stern Or In Dc and thats whats happening in and and to america. No wonder theyd rather joke about trump who isnt president. Its hard to make jokes about violent crimte, war, crippling inflation, mental illness, squatting homelessness, illegal immigration, fentanyl overdoses, transak militancy, and, of course, american hostages. Mid americbut whether youre hon or joe biden, it is better to seclude yourself fromding the rabble surrounded in wealth, comfort and power and hope the resd wealtht of wot notice. But we do. In a way, ster americawont nona lot alike, masquerading as men of the people. The they actually find people gross. But if its any consolatio find the feeling is mutual. Lets welcome yang. Shes been called a cougar more often than john mellencamp, but news anchor julie banderas, he was the band in Mumford And Sons winson commercial. His agent is the one with a sense of humor. Writer and comedian joe devitoit and she moonlights as a skeleton in a medical school. New york timese Moonlis Sellr and Fox News Contributor gadhia. Jill, been in new york a longllo time. Some say too longuve bee. Listen to howard stern. Kind of like deliver each set hw up each question, which was obviously given to him liknequei you were a lifeguard. Right. You know, you were arresteonoud on it like it was it was kind of sad to me to hear. And then when any any time sayss true story, you know, its not trueay because the true story is true on its own. That was like the most Painful Sessio in of. Like i could never have the. It just goes on, on and on and on and on and on and on. There. There was no happy ending, but his story is interesting because it is interesting every time he does say a true story,te its but you know, he didnt nobody was eve ss n you know, he did tell a story once about Cattle Cannibalism Strikingdi A his family, which s tragic back in world war ii. His uncle,y you his plane wentee down, but he was not eaten. Unlike joe bidens Storydown Bu He actually fell in the pacific ocean. Cannibalism would be in that if like a shark where he you. I dont think thats considered cannibalism. But i mean how is he going ca debate if he can actually tell a story straight. Yeah, thats what i want to know. Nthats hes not going to debae it. I would be afraid to put him up against my actualthem ua de sevenyearold debate. He talks about trump being the equivalent of a six or sevenyearold. I dont think he could actually be clear. I wouldnt want to debatr 7year e your 11 year old daughter. She would eat him alive. Yeah. Yeah and, i feel. I know. I do not think that hes going to actually debate. I think that he said that thintt because i dont know. He was he was he was in la laha land because he wae s in Howard Sterns show and he was feeling like his house was getting cast. So, yeah said you are from england, correct . Correct. E yo how do you on the Current Events day, what are your thoughts on this election . Evenu watching it with extreme level of bemusement or disgust or all of that . Yeah, its great television. Yes, i knoreat telw that the bom of them are plummeting in their Approval Ratings, but itsn thei its the wrong kind of ratings youre looking at. Yeah, were looking at the tv s. Sng looking fantastic drama. Oh, its going to get better. Its going to get better. I hope so. What do you make of that . What do you make of what youve u n . Bideit ive got to say about this, how its done thing, if i ma . Iss because howard stern is the story there. Yeah, he sort of reminds me of latreminde michael jackson. I know. I know he got the work done. Yes. But hes not hes not white. Howard stern. The mmhmm. I know hes saying all the right things, but hes not wok that heeg to. Yeah, hes trying to be mr. Politically correct. Its the least b politi correct person in this country whos kidding . Why do you think he made d that switch . I always think i call it the second. Why did ginger mink . I think. I think hes hiding something. I think its i think its allowing him that free pass for his past. H exactly. Yeah. He does want to get done. Yeah, he did. Doest canceldot to get cancelee. So youre the expert. Nonsense. Its total nonsensyoure tere. The biden stuff in that interview is like same old, same. I was saying to howard stern, what a hypocrite he is. Its like a thing. Its kins liked like the trans a its like, yeah, i knownd you did the work and you got a job. Youre a bloke. Yeahb. Perfect segue way to you, joe, because you got the work done . Exactly. Youre the bloke. Yeah. What d what do you what do you make of say, well, we haventhed on touched on the white house correspondents dinner. Have you ever gone to that . No whiteouseenter an, im not at anywhere near places like that. Youre not allowed to go near places . Well, its mostly the School Grounds and playground. I think. This is so funny. We saw that howard stern clearly his intervieawn thatw ss peaked when he was throwing cold cuts at strippers that. Yes. Hi a moment there. S hi i do believe that Joee Bi Biden Police did take him away from a black familys porch. I think It Maybede Pole happen within the past couple of weeks when he wandered off. Lacouple but think when you wh the whole thing, its not its bad enough that howard stern has to give him these leading questions. But he ha td to explaind to to them what a lifeguard was. Right. Thats how connected is. He said, remember, you were a lifeguard, so you had a swimsuit, you went in the water, were drowning in a pool. And then biden just hasto g to go there. But for the correspond center, what ever happened to speaking truth power . Yes, but the press, youre supposed to have an adversarial relationshiponsh with the president and even look like kayleigh mcenany. Thent as at jim acosta in a headlock every week. And it was great because it j showed lik e, you know,he the press is supposed to be fighting with the president. Theyre not supposed to let him si witt and just be youre not supposed to baby the president just because he wears a diaper i. I mean, i think there. But i dir. D miss him not saying his typical reading the Stage Directions from the teleprompter i love when he says, yeah, pause. Love, you he says Serial Number 8365 samsung model. So for biden that was a pretty good interview for. Stern it was bad. And for the rest of us it was really its like him. W cat,ouou kno. Youre too young to have been brought up on howard stern, but hated don imus. And i think nostw he iern bus i. Hes a joke. Don imus. I know that makek he is. N o sense to you. Why did you say, i know youre not old enough and then you use that the questiono ge anyway, because i want to get it out there. Okay oute into into the univers. Okay. So you dont have a question joe . I think youre a professional guy. You can even launch into an opinion without needing to be prompted. No, thats what makes me different. Yeah a great. So this was like. This was not live, right . This was either that. Yeah. Dont like what was the stuff that got cut outas t tha . Yeah, thats what i wantus to read. Thatse thats the s the stuff e like, this is, this is the best and the best things that w we e have are also just his resting like his face all hes likee all the time. But its like me at a part ayn e when someones tryingonex to explain the rules of a new card game. To meplainee rules of. Yeah, were. Im just like, yeah. Fuzed and pretendingt and pre l, but just trying to think of how can i make it stop and get out of there becausehinkho i have nn interest in it at all. He look at this. You know his i squinted, yes, we like this. Its like its like me duringnd a trainine dug, i, i would actually be so uncomfortabletabn interviewing some someone like that. But its not really an interview. No, its notmeone like tha not w words. He says some words. None of it is accuratefe. You just go. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Wow. Tragedaccuratey thats what i c. Okay. Up next, bidens numbers take a dive. A dive. Nomes dog still isnt alive if you have chronic kidneyud le disease, you can reduce the risk of Kidney Failure with zikketoacida because theire is going to be more secure. It ca

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