[ cheers and applause ] greg all right, alright, i know i know. I allows me as well. Happy tuesday everybody lets get started. This week is National Brain injury Awareness Week or as joe calls it every week. Jin sake is under fire for saying trump didnt check his watch during the memorial for u. S. Soldiers in afghanistan he wasnt checking his watch just surprised at the weird things on his arms called ants. Stormy daniels War Bullet Proof Vest to the trial weird since shes used to taking shots to the face. We aint playing tonight. To make her feel at home he saw the vast and crumpled a 20dollar bill into it. For years after kemal made vp joe is miss pronouncing her day he said cam instead of moron. You can claim him he is it used to calling heard that help. Experts say in order to remember the name you should say it more repetition is better thats why hes so good at falling. Walmart closing all 51 of its Health Clinic now i have to get my prostate checked at ace hardware dont laugh they carry drain snakes. Cnn puff piece claimed megan markel went as a debt chest and became an african princess shes sent me an email for money. Rob lobster closing some of its restaurants and the nationalist Suicide Prevention hotline got calls from the same number. Higher testosterone could add years to a mans life in a related story Randy Weingarten wants to work until 2085. And lower testarossa room means shorter lifespan yes who has days to live. Greg they just voted to Defund Diversity Equity and inclusion programmed and defund 11 their own rhetoric comes back to bite them in their fat asses. 2. 3 million in funds will be moved from the boondoggle to Campus Police and Public Safety efforts. Policing they are refunding the Police Second that commies. The only way it would sting more as if they through a few grant for the frat fellows who saved old glory. [ cheers and applause ] and its great news for students who want a good education and bad news for Bluebeard Blobs and Race Hustlers who want easy paychecks. Cnn might hire them they were dumb enough to hire gail kane. Unnecessary i guess and that is just the next step 1 month after the entire unc system of schools moved to repeal and replace their de i policy. The move comes in the wake of antisemitic riots on their campuses and other places across the country wears oiled brats culturally appropriated scars from eber arabs and tents from lesbians. So did they do this to themselves you think did their maniacal focus on a race produce an entire generation of bigots who are now unemployable hassles well does joy behar. [ bleeps ] in the woods . Same thing happening at the Massachusetts Institute of technology or mit which is no longer requiring diversity statements from prospective employees. They do still have to be virgins. Nerds as mia she is president put it compelled statements and pins on Freedom Of Expression and they dont work well thank you sally were of you been the past 10 years ive known that forever and im not smart enough to get there. Notes like sally got the message is remember shes the only prez to survive the congressional butt kicking were former honchos couldnt identify antisemitism if you grew a tiny mustache and invaded poland so the backlash is growing and revealing more than liz so after a trick dish a trip to victorias secret. I approve that photo and its just the racist revenge plot if you look like a people the plat as to people are told to hate were going up punish you for hate to remind kids you think they know History Congress passed a law of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 back when nancy pelosi still it feeling in her face. And if her bay discrimination on the basis of sex and raised in hiring promoting and firing. De i reversed of that and we werent supposed to notice but we did thats why as the Washington Post points out companies are removing all references to De I Including calls eli lilly and starbucks and coors and americans just want to be or not a lecture to come with it especially if the broad doing the finger way also wags a penis. Whether students know it or not the trend would help them because they wont hire the enemy nobody wants to hire a fresh columbia log read just as you wouldnt throw a live grenade into your own bear acts was nice to know you were hired for your Talent Experience and skill not because you look like a plus sized model from appellate on add and its great news is the hiring pool just got deeper and wider then Stormy Daniels lies. You cannot worry about hiring a brainwashed marxist who believes 2 plus 2 equals racist. [ cheers and applause ] i can rest. But there are holdouts 1 group they think moving the letters de i around will do the trick they replaced the term with ied. Whats that normally stand for Improvised Explosive Device great marketing guys. I guess std was already taken. But its actually closer to the truth than they realized leave and ied at a school or work and it will blow the whole place up when a society focused on Human Resources things you solve a problem by hiding it maybe its time to rethink Human Resources new some letters around okay lets do it for you now Human Resources becomes h user mourns. Smattering but sorry guys even if he changed his name from pdd to d pity doesnt change he still going by a person of interest. We hate to tell you society for Human Resource management ied is like a president with the new colonoscopy bag its a new container for the same old. [ bleeps ] lets welcome tonights guests. He will rub his head for bad luck comedian jim norton. Know this isnt a hair club for men infomercial he is the second bald guy on the panel. Nicholas a giordano. Shes like a sunflower thin colorful and plucked from an abandoned law. Kat timpf and he is sizable recognizable and messing with him is inadvisable. Comedian and former nwa World Champion tyrus so jim i like to think of you as an up from your bootstraps kind of guy eating get where you got with any de i just an audit of noxious white guy. Im laying on my back holding my bootstraps currently. Greg and picturing it now and thats not pretty. Do you think this is a good trend watching de i go and is there de i in comedy. There is in every business but nobody says it like i know i havent gotten things because im a white guy i did a show this weekend and if you asked the 37 people there should be doing doing better than i am. They told me back because i have man boobs. Conservatives didnt ruin this, progressives did. Most people dont mind and honest trying to balance the scales and make up for things unfair but it became this thing of we dont want white people in this space and its just like due to shut up and it made everybody tired of it and diversity shouldnt be a word to make you sick to your stomach. You hear it and you want to throw up. Like they ruin something good because they dont have an off switch or dial it back switch. You are from the academia. So my blowing the horn too soon as this stuff actually going out the door. First or want to think the inclusivity of the vet felt too allowed 2 follicle he challenged people to appear at the same time but right they will probably just rebranded under Something Else and repackaging and if professors and institutions warning about diversity Equity Inclusion and how it leads to tribalism people chanting death to america its based on Anti Americanism and the institution some of realized the movement is gone a little bit 2 far we have a bunch of entitled brats screaming that america is a racist and evil country at the same time point for revolution and celebrating in terrorist organization that will destroy christians has purged christians and jews from its land and wants to destroy societies so you see how ironic it is and how theyve gone too far but but it got a better idea than defunding it we should take the money being used and send these people to the most horrible places around the world we can find guarantee you they will come back with a new appreciation for the United States of america for sure. Greg sending them to chicago doesnt solve any problem is. So kat right we know Human Resources is a screwy business. I would never say that. I am on your side. My files a bit different than yours but there is a society for Human Resources management and they fought the solution was just take the word and reverse it. None of it makes sense right just pointing out these statements we tell people to write compulsory statements dont work i think its a worse think actually there is no greater gift you could give to a manipulative fake person then to tell them this is what you need to say to get what you want which is all that is. So many times ive been like he likes all the same things i like know kat you dumb. [ bleeps ] he knows you like those things so hes pretending to like those things. If you want to have somebody give a statement and the university being a part of that slick rate that statement about how diversity is important to you they will write how diversity is important to them whether it is or isnt. Its basic logic but if you Say Something like that it means you dont care about thems got nothing to do with it. Greg how many guys are saying they like taylor swift. I know 1 specifically plays for the chiefs though. [ laughter ] hes like oh i love that Song Babe Tear in my eye. Greg found the 1 guy and shes going to marry him. [ laughter ] honestly i think its good for students in good for employers. I think we always miss a lesson right. The perfect example is changing the name of something but thats how the world works right you take words that mean 1 thing and you change them to Something Else but we are on to them snow they move letters around right. At some Point Somebody has to say look dr evil its not going to happen its just not enough right the whole thing about the seinfeld thing 22 pete thousand people and 40 walked out and 2 them were newman they were like thats the problem so its over rate its done for them but we are not learning the lesson is were not going to the people affected by we are propping up at the ones who dismissed not apologizing to lowerclass america or or to men and women were just saying we are doing this know the has to be more than that where than a check from Police Officers it needs to be from the universities like going to have scholarships to get people lawenforcement and make up for the last 5 years have been embarrassing ruining peoples lives people who work their ass off being told no because you are white thats just as bad in the 60 saying no tyrus you cant sit here because you are black its the same thing right but it starts with recognizing not just changing the after recognize we believe leap up we miss listen to the wrong people. 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Greg i will go to your first as he admitted to pressuring Stormy Daniels style lie about the hush money also misleading the federal Election Commission about the payment and came off as a spurned a lover just obsessed with donald trump and when he didnt get a position in the government he turned on him meeting with investigators while he was imprisoned. What do you make of all that . Its confusing because it was fashionable to be the side. [ bleeps ] he was the side lawyer which meant he just wasnt allowed to come to the house in front of the family if you cant tell this is a love story he loved it too hard and trump used them to file some paperwork which again the president president made a mistake you clearly because when they go back and forth right you tell us so terribly was and youre telling him out terrible you were but you Work Together for a long time so the attacking i think isnt working make it refer the jury to come out because i to hear how the testimony was so riveting at some point give him a box of tissues like the president in the eyes and be like you broke my heart my bags are packed tired he told my friends i had an office at the white house. I got my kids white house dad tshirts you ruined everything. You broke my heart and thats why im here. And wed get it the jury is going to come back and i can tell you know word for word the verdict they are going to hand it to the bailiff and it says jerry comes back with what the. [ bleeps ] greg kat do you sometimes wish you had somebody who cared about you the way cohen cared about trump . He admitted to lying out of loyalty to protect him. I do have somebody like that im sorry you dont. Stormys attorney said he thought he would kill himself because he didnt get the job thats a meltdown i can picture. I can see the flurry of Text Messages being said and also the guy is a convicted perjurer this is their big witness and none of it makes sense its gone on so long and it to me it is so remarkable how something involving sects and power and betrayal is this boring. Greg they dont even know that charge yet its about an entry into illegal for expense. I thought you were going somewhere else with that. And the logging and illegal acts expense they can to any other way because there was no way to do it. Greg i havent heard them talk at all. Nicholas have you been following this you better but hes a known perjurer how can anybody take him seriously its all a vendetta. I followed this closely and i think it the District Attorney is a closet maga supporter how else do you explain the trail its ridiculous everybody sees what it is using the weight of government to target 1 person you dislike but i have to give a thank you because ive been teaching nearly 20 years i never thought id be able to bring porn stars into the classroom and talk about that. Hunter biden and his cracking 6 addition i mean politics into a 24 is pretty interesting as the only thing i wish as the trial was televised. As they watch it on tv as a new york jury as the government not guilty verdict based on what we heard. An opportunity to make sure it doesnt go to a jury heard Jonathan Turley say that before he left for work cant believe i said that hes going to kill me. Jim what say you whats the comedy world thinking right now whats going on in the comedy brain. A great nonhumiliating way to ask a. They think that Michael Cohen is probably telling the truth but i dont care. I do not care about this crap adult i dont care if he did it. He lied as high dont care at all. I dont care if he had sex with her on the back of a classified document. As i wouldnt care if biden didnt i dont care who these guys a sex with if they have to lie because they get busted its a nonissue. A waste of everybodys time. Greg topsecret top secretion. And i just want people to know that. Up next nancy pelosi cannot contain her elitist distain. When i first learned about my dupuytrens contracture, my physician referred me to a Hand Specialist. 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