All right. All right. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. M i love. I love. Me too. Hashtag happy tuesday, everyone. Lets get started. This w this week is National Brain injury awareness weeeek, or as joe calls it, every week. Former White House Press secretary jen psaki is under fire for claiming joe biden. Didnt check his watch during the Memorial Services fortch du soldiers killed during the u. S. Withdrawal from afghanistarinr in 2021. She was right. U. S. Giden wasnt checkin watch. He was just surprised at those weird things at end of his arms called hands. D an Stormy Daniels actually wore a bulletproof vest to Donald Trumps hush money trial, which is weird because shes uset prd to taking shots to the face that back, hey, we aint playing tonight. But to make her feel at home,hoe a member of her Security Detail saw the vest and crumpled a 20 bill into it. Four years after joe biden picked Kamala Harris as his vp, hes still mints, mispronouncing her. Its contagious. He he said kamala instead of. But yon u cant blame him. Hes used to callingclai her thg help day. Oeardh, heard that. You know, experts say in order to remember a name, you should say the name. More Repetition Helpsy it you get better at things. Which is why joe is so good at fallineg. Y walmart has decided to close all 51 of its health clinics. All 51. Now i have to get my get haecked at ace hardware, though. Dont laugh. They carry drain snakerdwares. All right. A cnn fluff piece claim that. Meghan markle visited nigeria as a duchess and an african princess. Its true. She already sent me an email asking for money. Yesterday, red lobster abruptly closed. Shesmore 50 of its Seafood Restaurants across the country as a result. The Suicide Prevention hotline received dozens of phones calls from the same number. Researchers say havinger testosterone could add years to a mans life. Yeah. In a related story, Randi Weingartenyears says she wants to work until 2085. Ingarten meanwhile, men with low levels of testosterone are percent more likely to die than men within normal range. Well, guess who just has two days to live . All right. Monologue. The Board Of Trustees at the university of North Carolina chapel hill, just voted to defund their diversity inclty Inclusion Program and defund. Heir own i love when their owns rhetoric comes back to bite them in their fat. 2. 3 million in usc funds will be moved from that leftist boondoggle to Campus Police and Public SafetyEffort Boondso thats right. Policing. Theyre refunding the police. So on that commiesthat com. The only way it would sting even more is if they threw a Few Grand Toward Throu A Barbe and beer fest for the Fratws Fellows WhoSaved Old Glor Wy and a lot of pride. But its great news for students who want a good education. And bad news for Blue Air Blobs and race who want easy paychecks. Cnn might hire them. Cnn migh,i mean, they were dumb to hire gayle king. Unnecessary. And thats just the next step. Th one month after the entire unc system of schools movedl an to repeal and replace their di policyre. Uncs move comes in the wake of antisemitic riots on their campus and other colleges across the country where spoiled Brats Culturallys across scarves from arabs and tentspri from and so that these do this to themselves. Themthink did their my net my maniacal focus on race produce. An entire generation of bigots who are now unemployable. Well, does joy pay in the woods . The same thing is Happenin G Happe at the massachusettsni institution of technology, or mioft cat, which is no longer requiring diversity statements from prospective, although they still have to be , nerds or as mit president Sally Kornbluth put it, compelled statements impinge On Freedompis of expression and they dont work. Well, thank o expresss. Where have you been the past ten years . Ive known that forever, and im not smart enough to get into deep fry, much less your nerd factory. Looks like sally got the message. Remember, shes the only prez to survive Congressionalsional Kicking from elise stefanik, where former from eupen and harvard couldnt Identify Antisemitism if it grew a Tinya Mustache and invaded poland. So the backlash is growing and its revealing more than lizzo. After a trip to victorias secret. I approve that photo, but we juw that die was just yocamouflaged racist revenge plot. If you look like the people from the past were told to hato ,now were going to punish you for it. Its just an old bigotry as progress. But i hate to remind the kids who think they know histor ty. Congress passed a law o called the Civil Rights Act of 1964. Thats back when pelosi still had feeling in her face. And in four Bay Discrimination S on the basis of and raccrime in hiring, promoting and firing. C. D. I actually reversed that and we werent supposed to notice, but we did. Thats why, as the Washington Post points ouwht, a lot of companies are removing all references to dea by including coles, eli lilly, starbucks and coorncludings. And as anheuserbusch has learned, americans just wantto a beer, not a lecture to come with it, especially if the broa espd, the finger waggig also wags a and whether students know it or not, this trend is going to help them because Companies Wont hire the enemy. No one wants to hire a fresh en law grad bathed in deep hate, just as you wouldnt throw a live intoade io your own barracks. Plus, its nice to know that you were hired for your talent, experience and skill. Not because you lookt experiencs size model from a benetton ad and its great news forws is companies. The hiring pool just got deepetr and than Stormy Daniels lies. Stormy daniels lies. You can now hire the most competent applicant, not worry y and not worry about hiring a brainwashed Who Thinksa Two Plus two equals racist. Rxist wh there are. Okay, i can rest, but there are holdouts. One group, the society for Human Resource management, thinks just moving letters dier around will do the trick. They replace the term di with i d. Yes i. Id. Whats that normally stand for . Improvised explosive device. Great marketing, guys. Ied. I guess std was already taken, but its actually closer to the truth. And they realizeits a leave and at a school or in work and itll blow the wholeat up. But when a society focused Foc Probuman Resources thinks you solve a problem by hiding it, its time maybe to rethink Human Resources. Just move some letters around. I okay, lets do it for you. From now, Human Resources becomes each user mourns. Tering all right, smattering. A smattering. But sorry, guys. Even if we did, he changed his name to deputy. Nothings changed. Hes still going by person of interest. So we hate to tell you. Y fo society for Human Resourcecen managementag. Ied is like a president with a new colostomy bag. Its just a different container for the same old. Tonights gas. People are is had for bad luck. F jimmy ignored to go. A hair men isnt a hair club for man infomercial. Hes theinfomerc second bald gu. Oh, tonights battle campus reform. Higher education fellow nicholas giordano. Shes shes like a sunflower fin,colof colorful and plucked from abandoned lots. New york times Best Selling Author and fox news contributor. Hes sizable, recognizable, and messing with him is inadvisable. New york times Best Selling Author, comedian, former nwa, him neil chin. I like to think of as an up u from your bootstraps kind of guy. You didntr bootstps kin get wht with any di. Youre just odd white male. Thank you, greg. And im actually laying on my back holding my bootstraps. Good fo bootstrr you. Wow. Im picturing that right now. D its not do you think this is as good trend watching di go . And it is it is your di in comedy. Its all there is ins business, but i think its not spoken. No one says it. But i mean, likes lik i know le i havent gotten things just because im like a white male, likeea whit, i a show this weekd and like, if you ask the 37 people that were there, like, i should really be doing a lot Bettere Shoulddoin than i am hee back because i have man. Conser yeah, you know, its funny. Conservatives didnt ruin this. E progressives did. Yeah, like they wrecked it. Like mossst people dont mind honest. Trying to balance the scales make up fonest tryr things thate unfair. I dont think anybody. But its like it just became this thingcame of, hey, we dont want the white people in this space. And everybodys like, just up. U yeah. And it made everybody sick and tired of it. And diversitt upy shouldnt be a word that makes you sick to your stomach. No, but you hear imake youk t. You just go. No. Is that amazing . Its like they ruined somethinug because they dont have an off switch or a dial it back switch. Nick, youre you know, youre from. Youre from the academia, the world of academia. Is this am i, like, blowing the horn too soon . Is this stuff actually going out the doortually . F, first, i want to thank the inclusivity of gutfeld allow to challenge people who have that same time. Alleng with that being said,ed be suspiciouo appes. Theyll probably rebrand diy and do something else. Repackagrsomethine it. And you know, there have been professors and institu options like campus form that have been warning about diversity, equity and inclusion. War abohow leads to tribalism. It leads to people chanting death to its based on antiamericanism. And i take these institution at least some of them have realized that the movement has gone a little too far. When you have a bunche of spoiled, entitled brats screaming that america is a racist and Evil Country Erica Isd Evilat the same time, theyre calling for intifada and celebrating a organization ,a Terrorist Organizationwill D that will destroy christians, has purged christians and jews pud and wants ha to destroy societies, right . I mean, so it really you see how ironic it is that these leftists have gone too far. But i got a better idea than defunding. We should take the money that thsd being used and send all these people to the most horrible places around the world we could find. And i will guarantee you they will come back with a new appreciation for the United States of america. Thats for surbackh e. Well, i mean, sending them to chicago is not going to solve any problems. You can get it. Rig all righhtt. We know Human Resources is as screwy business. But i theres i would never say that i love you. Human resource say ts. O youre watching this. Im on your side. Sorry. My file is a bit different thann you, but there is a society for theyn resources managementbut t. They thought the solution was take diy and reverse i wt. Nse i yeah, i mean, nonegh of it makes sense, right, for them to take this, as you pointed out,t thes to say, oh, these statements that we tell people to write Compulsoryements W statements dt work. I think its worse than that. I think that actually theres no greatere you can give to a manipulative fake person than to outright tellpulative them ts is what you need to say in order to get what you want, which is all of that y is. I mean, theres been so many times in my life when ive been like, he likes all the same things i like, like no cat, you dumb. Yeah, i like those things. U i know that you like thosee things. So hes pretending to like those thingsthingsso he. Gs. But this where if you wanted to have someone to give a statement and then maybe is a part of that, thats how you would know the person cared about diversity of saying right. This statement about how diversity is important to you. I think theyre probably going to writet ab to about Diversitytant T is important to them, whether it is or it isnt. Yeaho themwhether , and thats logic. But if you Say Something like that, then that means you dont somens yt care about these itth. That that thats got nothing to do with it that makes me think how many guys they are actually saying they like taylor swift. I knolir swifw one specificap i think he plays for the chiefls hes going, oh i love that song, babe. Oh, battier am i . We found the one guy that likes taylor swift and shes going to marry him. Yes, ye s. What do you make of this . I think this is actually good for good for students thin, good for employers. I just think we always missed the lesson. Hm rfect exm. E you know, in the perfect example, as that is, by changing the name of something. But thats kind of hownginname work. Eley take words that meameann one thing and they change them in the other. But now were on to them. So now theyre juse on st moving letters around like its going to. Yeah, know, im saying its like its a t some someone has to like look dr. Evils its, its not going to happen. Yeahr you know, like you juste think, yeah, its just not enough for you, you know . It was likwholthine that whole g about the seinfeld thing. Yeah. The catch point. 22,000 people, 40 walked out and two of them were newman. So, i mean, its not even likeem ,you know, im saying, but theyre like, thats the problem. So they theyreo its its o its done for them. But were not learning for lesst because were not going to the people that it was affected by. Were not propping up the ones who were dismissed. Were not apologizin theg. Lower class white america. Were not apologizing to men and women were just saying,e oh, were doing this. No, no, no, no. It needs to be more then its more than just heres a check for police officers. It needs to be from i the universities. Were not going to get rid of scholarships for getting people in law. Orceme were going to do this. Were going to make upntma forks the the last five years of embarrassing and ruining peoples lives and peoplef who work their ass off being told no because youre white. Thats just as badld n beca as int sit he the 60s. Say no, tyrus, you cant sit around this table because youre black becauseu ar the ite same thing as the administrators in the process that actually startsizing no with recognizing, not just changing. You havein to say we we listen to the wrong people and were going to fix it. D this is how, you know, these College Students are frauds because at harvareyd theyve given up on this little sit and they were doing. Yeah. And theyre demanding to be. E yes. Instead of just leaving the school, which is still leg business with israel, theyre actually we want to be reinstated because its not willing to give anythinge want. Yeah, they got nothing. And theyre like, all right, we got nothing. Please and the us back in class. Exactly. Some Hunger Strike calling when youre dead. It was. It was a hunger moment. Yes. Up next, are voters disgusted because cohen cant be trusted . If youll be in the new york area and like tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews. Comtely. Slash gutfeld and click on the link to join our studio audienceats what. Eran s. I try to put my arm around any i venkt that i can. An hel absolutely. At new day, usa, thats what were doing. We putp em and p arm around the. Well, i think that the veteran out there that he needs to refi his home, he may want to purchase and we can help them and provide that Financial Solution for them and their families. Families. 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