[ cheers and applause ] sean i know. [ cheers and applause ] i know how you feel. Happy tuesday. Once again caught editing a Transcript Changing i was vp during the pandemic to i was vp during the recession the even cleaned up videos removing his mistakes. [ bleeps ] thank you. Edgy Michael Cohen admitted he stole tens of thousands from trumps business they said hes like robin hood stealing from the rich to give to the hor patty murray introduced an Auto Safety Testing bill with male and female crash dummies the difference is in the crashes the female is always driving cant argue a science. People say pence so resident dug up lots of cocaine during yardwork but he did get his yard care done and well when eighth that time on this day ehrhardt flew her final flight across the Atlantic Open i tell a joke but it wouldnt land. A budget Chinese Tech Company is offering a 4foot tall robot with a price of 16 grant half of what it costs to book a dana perino. Microsoft revealed a new aia bought that screen caps everything you do on your windows pc so we now need to computers 1 for up a graffiti 1 for worse pornography. Vivid nightmares might be an indicator of early disease also it could be that you saw Jesse Waters Primetime a new york man kept a alligator in his house until it went away just 1 man living with the 750pound reptile. You people are awful. How did i do Announcer Guy . Great jokes great hit me with a monolog. Sean the defense rests did in the Trump Posh Money Trial probably because he doesnt need to. As he received a call and a cohen skippy heat put scope of truth up his ass and show the giant polyp of lies. Cohen is the key witness the man he depends on more than the taylor who lets out his sweatpants the only 1 who can try the tie trumped any crime even if nobody is sure what that is. He fell apart like written any spears in an iranian helicopter. Sean it gets worse. All thats left is for the media to pretend none of it happened. Trump could still be convicted this is manhattan where shoving grandma in front of the train gets a verbal warning but Double Parking gets you the chair. These are 12 jurors from a pool to eden electing break and voting for biden almost 85 last time these are the dope to gave his bill report, Bill De Blasio and sucker punch a woman weeks lets manage expectations but if theres any hope maybe there is a juror who will hang the jury so weekend and this and get on with the summer. Let new yorkers put on their short shorts and halter tops. Ladies as well. And at this point even if you convict trump of anything it wont matter like jesses first toupee he put on craigslist nobody is buying it. You can think it cohen and bragg for that because of them Americans Trust the system as much as the Expiration Date on a dollar store condom. Now nobody was more disappointed watching the bragg case fall apart then the media you think they would be used to this by now but this was supposed to be an Epic Takedown Of Trump starting a killer witness with all the dirt sadly they were promised George Clooney but instead got george costanza. The big moment he admitted he stole 30,000 from the Trump Organization he explained how we build them for 50 grand ode to a vendor but only paid them 20 and pocketed the rest so low, whales [ bleeps ] on them finally an actual crime in the mess is the media is shocked cohen was when he committed. And reeling from the revelation that he stole money from the Trump Organization that was stunning. Its given such ammunition as to possibly fatally undermined the prosecution case. Its an argument to be made that hes just an opportunistic thief. Its moved him from this figure where hes part tom hagan from the godfather really more like Freight Oh Corleone to know a guy who stealing 60,000 through fraud with the being larceny in New York State falsifying business records. Sean so the guy in cahoots under a plan to defraud the electorate was actually stealing from trump if you cant trust the convicted perjurer who can you trust . The prosecution didnt seem to know it was coming either meaning cohen lied to them as well you think they would cover this in witness prep if you are going to put Jeffrey Dahmer understand it you tell him please dont bring up your Favorite Recipes now we are watching the lemmings work through the 5 stages of grief. Lawrence odonnell is in the denial stage. He asked about the 50,000 irrelevant to the 130,000 where he got him to say to say yes, he still 30,000 later when cohen was asked about that on redirect by the prosecution didnt sound like ceiling erie thousand villemure like hes doing the little he could within that calculation to rebalance the bonus he thought he deserves still less then the bonus he thought he deserved and what he got the year before. Sean it been in the media forever but thats the stupidest thing ever broadcast and i watched the view. Cohen didnt steal the money he just rebalanced it. Thats like something you do on an airplane with liz oh. Rebalancing isnt how they Defendant Looting and reparations its a new word for theft after the show i think i will rebalance some of judge ands activity. Thats yogurt to be clear the bad news is left a lot fare restricted to trump is according to a website called the 65 project some 400 republican lawyers and politicians were targeted criminal and civil litigation as well as disbarment proceedings this as we head into the 2024 election whole new round going on in arizona is another election interference cases underway to attack and bankrupt republicans of course arizonas a swing state and trump is up in the polls its a coincidence right in fact trumps premuch up in all the swing states so what point will the left realize that law fair is working about as well as their afghan pullover hunters pellete with that stripper. He also might want to remember if trump does when it would be the Orange Meanie who controls the Department Of Justice and paybacks a clinton like the old saying then there is the Trump Trial Judge who is been treating tim trump like a date he treats houseguests. When the trump Team Surprise witness delivered testimony which destroyed cohen even more the judge actually accused him of staring him down something i have been accused of many times in the mens room. I told lou dobbs i thought i saw a nickel in his urinal. Anyway the judge paraded the Trump Lawyers and threatened to have the testimony stricken from the record a judge that allowed testimony of his choice and underwear and let stormy spread lies like they were her ankles. Enough already. Do your job and strike the entire affair and let america go back to being a country where Banana Republic only refers to the place i shop at the boys department. Lets welcome tonights gas. He looks like a Tennis Pro Hiding in your wifes closet. Comedian jeff dye. She protects swimming from dudes against women. Riley gaines she turns more heads than a chiropractor for owls. New york times besseling offer an Fox News Contributor kat timpf. And for him, housesitting is using a house is a chair. Why do i even come here. Sean comedian and former Nwa World Heavyweight Champion and Fox News Contributor tyrus so much is funny about the cohen stuff the rebalancing but the media still has to take it seriously which is great. It feels good its fun to watch of this zoo and circus on television i dont understand most of it honestly but its funny. The steering games and all that stuff i like the way they play with words i talked about it on the show they reuse their words like i was rebalancing i still like A Hundred Dollars from starbucks win i worked there back in the day and they treated it like a really big deal so for them to be like whats the big deal he just still a little money thats what i said to starbucks and it didnt. [ bleeps ] work they when did you really steal from starbucks when you work there . What i would do is i would buy a lot safer for dollars and theyd leave at 5 and walk away and i was like i think i can figure the matthau i would just delete the whole thing and take the 5. Did you regret that week. Yeah, but i wasnt some creep in office they make you really grown since then. Stand up comedian barely making it your really growing. Hey, i make hundreds of dollars greg. Sean Riley Ginnell to sow the media is actually excusing their abysmal behavior because apparently trump is worse. This will bite in thing going on here right everybody is on their side the judge the media their star witness makes pinocchio looks like jerry paulo its insane is what it is and i hope new york city voters see this for what it is just political persecution. There Taxpayer Dollars are being used to put away or at least to try and put away donald trump while real criminals are in the street Walking Around new york city today i saw a woman leg on the ground fully exposed an officer standing there i look at the officer is like are you going to help her and its like nope shes a regular. Sean normally would be goldberg hands in the parking lot i dont even know why a said that. You are just an evil little man right now. Im an evil little man. Kat you dont have to comment on this but it occurred to me they are sending the jury home for about 7 days dont talk about the case so they leave the cesspool of new york to go to a courtroom and then come out back into the same place that creates their own bias its crazy. How do we rebalance that . I cant get over the rebalancing of the fact Michael Cohen said it was kind of like selfhelp. Youre helping yourself to somebody elses money i suppose but for jake tapper to say oh i was stunned or shocked by this at least he acknowledged it was stealing. Just some of the craziest stuff ive ever heard. If you feel like your bonus wasnt fair you either renegotiate or you quit your job you are not welcome to steal from the Company Everybody knows that why would you potentially you dont . Nobody can listen to something you say if youre going to say that its ridiculous. Sean i still a lot during the pandemic at fox from the snack tray remember the free snacks. You ate them all thats not stealing. They were free snacks. I would take them home and resold them. It with every way to get new Basketball Uniforms for Madison Square garden. Sean exactly. The tourists fall for it every time. Tyrus i dont care call me conspiratorial. Why should we trust the Election System if they rigged the Justice System in front of us . Sent me the reference to the godfather earlier i think we are seeing the godfather but its godfather 2 Michael Cohen is done something he hasnt done in 1015 years he told the truth and he completely. [ bleeps ] the prosecution theres a great scene in godfather 2 where the dude is in Witness Protection and they walk up to amend say your family is going to be good your reputation will be good you just have to do the right thing and he slid 8 his wrists in the bathtub and did the right thing but then he lied in the movie but cohen told the truth which. [ bleeps ] the entire prosecution because they expected him to say whatever he needed to say to get donald trump to go away instead may be had a moment of clarity because he didnt need to say he stole that he had gotten away with it they were perfectly willing to bury it but he said im not giving them credit just thing may be in the moment he decided to do the right thing. Sean and interesting twist to this discussion more to come. 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For scoring and was the number 1 pick in the wnba draft my numbes offtheshelf also her final college game through 24 Million Viewers and she signed a 28 million Endorsement Deal with nike one dollar per child working in their china factory. Thats only 350 times are w and be a salary but according to former espn Host Jamail Hill is her rise to fame is because she is white and straight telling the New York Times and rather the Los Angeles Times saying we would all be very naive if we didnt say race and her sexuality played a role in her popularity its problematic what it says about the worth and market ability of the players already there it said black women are often a race from the picture and now that shes out of work he must have had her cable cut off due to nonpayment otherwise she wouldve heard about Brittany Greiner you know the Black Lesbian Hoopster who wasnt erased at all just bailed out by our government because she packed her bong for a trip to russia but its time america addresses the lack of black professional basketball players and to view the lesbians and sports. Right after we get more whites into hockey and more chinese playing pingpong. Riley what hes what shes saying is its not about her talent its that shes white and straight but also because she saying she straight. She said Caitlin Clark is problematic which doesnt make sense its somebody who brought viewership to the wnba and College Basketball setting record sold out arenas. How in the world is she problematic. To your point the code trump awaits her premises and the woman who Working At Espn called for a boycott of the Dallas Cowboys because the owner said they wouldnt stand for their players not standing for the flag as crazy to have a woman of her caliber in the way they do. Sean i dont think she has any caliber. If it wasnt for Race Hustling for acts of desperation on a number 1 latenight show spouting this stuff and im grateful for it. As you are not highcalibre you are no caliber. You no caliber deficient. [ bleeps ] your are a blank. Everybody knows you are a huge wnba fan actually demanded we do this story so how are the other players reacting to this week whether they play a saying in the street says kids like to say . I love reading this article my favorite part was when she said sure shes the leading scorer and womens College Basketball history as if its something to write off and not something that explains it. I heard about her before i had any idea what she looked like i guess the point is if you know her and dont know the previous personnel the records because your races is probably because that that happened before i was born and i didnt have an opportunity to hear about it. Also just a gloss over highest score in history but that cant be it. Sean know its because shes white and straight. Tyrus if only she would identify as black and gay.