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Ls basically saying, hey, we liveli in this town and well decidveee wheTher illegals are allowed to vote here becaUse thats what this is all aboUt. Th Il AboUall what oTher reasOnq not to reqUire iUired, id to vo . Well, here is what California Attorney general Rob BOnta had to say aboUt it. The Right to freely castt vote is The foUndatiOn of oUr democracy. And HUntingtOn Beachdey an is Vi Id policy flies in The faceesth of this Principle Facee . Well, yeah, americans have that Right, yoU if yoU want to go throUgh The process if Then yoU can freely cast yoUr vote.i cante. Go to Mexico And Vote in Their electiOns Unless its The best bUns in cancUn cOntest, which i never win. Its totally rigged. Last year i lost to a gUy in awheelc wheelchairha. E of coUrse, The libsg are shUtting this measUre down. They say its an attempt stops. COnspiracy Theories becaUse nothing shUts down COnspiracy Theories like lawmakers banning any attempt to stop Voter FraUnd while making it impossible to prove. It as Theter FraUd never dems claim, Then whats The worry . If was any more stUpid, it woUld be oregOn. So why are The dems doing this . So whypart of it is dUe to refUs to share The same side with peoplE YoU revileideopl. RepUblicans. TrUmpers. People with brains. With also to see howpl yoU incentivize The gaming of a system for jUst look at every Pa Place where Progressive Policies have advancedce. YoU see The natUral respOnse to a gaming of this system by peopl. F The see The Way in. Cashless bail enabled repeincentivize criminals to repeatedly offend Decriminalizing Mask incentivize gangs of shoplifters and card Stores E to flee cities. SanctUary cities protected The inflUx of criminals l as local Law Enforcement La Soed to Hold Themoc The feds coUld go and grab Them. Lax asylUm laws are easily by grifters coached to answer The asylUm qUestiOnnaire. S. Violent mail felOns, FelOns Game The System by as female,tr which allows Them entryma to female PrisOnle Pris amOng On Safe Spaces for women. YoU know, like The kitchen. Oh, sexist woUldnt say i liked it. Aw and of coUrse, no voter i. D. Laws allow yoU to game The electiOn system. Dems want illegals be ablecaUse to vote becaUse They somehow assUme itll be for Them becaUsth e that wasnt The sediment. Why do They pUsh this idea . Why ideaas any politician opposg Voter Id shown proof of actUal people harmed by this law,e as The fact is The assUmptiOn that some people arent smart or sophisticated EnoUgsUt Eoplh to get something that everyOne else can get easily is racistracist. I bUt They call yoU racist for calling that oUt. CallbUt fact is, They woUld rata break The rUles than play by Them. And if yoU disagree,nd yoU got to be racist. At what point do we designate The Democrat Party for b what it really is an Ongoing criminal enterprise at this Point C . T yoU think They want to keep criminals oUt from oTher coUntries . COnsiderinoUntriesg how mUch The competitiOn, Who Theory . Lets welcome tOnights gUest. She passed The bar. No Sw Shhee gets thrown oUt of cohost it oUtnUmbered by yoUr he gets handmedownsh from a Keebler Elf Comediane Tyler Fisherm. Her maternity seems like an eternity. New york times best Selling AUthor and Fox News COntribUtor get to and he Cant Break down that trUth or adopt oUt yoUr tooth eiTher way. New york times best Selling AUthor, comedian and emily. Emily, emily. It always like Theres a pattern here, a trend that everything The Dems Dthn Oo is meant to create a hole in The system so that oTherat sy people can get in. What say yoU as a former Y California N . Yes, and i jUst have Oned Tht Edit to make in yoUr mOnologUe when yoU said that They move t that listen to opiniOn that They. YoU said it that They break The RUlee S. And i argUe that They rewrite Them. And that is what is scary, yoU gUys. So think aboUt what we jUst Ink AboUe JUt covered. So The voters created, which is is The law in californian yoU can create propositiOns, yoU can create local ordinances. The votersOns an do that Right. Will o its The will of The people. And The Attorney General of The state come. S and he says, t i refUse to enforce that. Where did we see that . With Kamala Harris in california with prop 13. And i sa T Harris Iy this withoUt even talking aboUt The sUbstance of prop 13. BUt The voters of Californiae Oa passed it and Then Attorney General kamala or. Yeah. Kamala was gOnna say Kamala Newsom becaUse Theyre both Sort Of like twins with each oThe to coUrr On. BUt when it went to coUrt, shes Attorney General refUsed to Defen D what was The will of The people in her state becaUse she called it UncOnstitUtiOnal Ir St. As The point is, it wasnt and its actUally didnt pass mUster for different reasOns. So herfoerentE YoU have californ saying we want a certain law in The bill, and Then yoU havefe The Attorney General saying, i refUse to enforce it. Nforcet anand yoU have oTher gUp There saying, what is this nilly tUrtle charters and Charter Cities . Yep. Thats The will of The. Thats t people that do The hard work. So when this persOn is rUnning for president , keep in mind The risk There. It means if yoU are a cOngresspersOn, if yoUre f ya senator, a law, Thenerpers that president might say, im not going to enforce IOn Mtc i think its UncOnstitUtiOnal. Im not going to enforce The law. ThatsOn im dangeroUs partatened and thats when democracy is threatened. I like it when yoU act oUt oTher people, its likE YoUre doing like a historical Saidactmene Dot and They said t, i remember it Right. And Then i said, well, listen, t tyler, i have to ask yoU, becaUse i always ask The same qUestiOn, what do yoU think trUmp woUld say aboUt this . I first of all, i have some edits in emilys respOnse. Well, first of all, greg, were were in like The, exact same oUtfit. Thats trUe. I know i saw yoU in oshkosh, bUt last yoU week. Thing. I didnt want to. I didnt want to say anything. Well he woUld say, first of all, yoU know, yoU canU ca havE YoUr oUt, yoU can have a gUn, bUt yoU coUld havE YoUr oUt in open carry california, Whicrnia Whih is a shame aboUt newsomne, Right . Gavin newsom is The poor mans. YoU ever noticed that . Hes jUst doing an obama impressiOn . Yeah. So obama kind of Doe S Rappers Sort Of thing like that. Gavin does itr. A little creepier. Yes yes, thats what i realize. If yoU talk really slow ,peop yoU say absolUtelY Nothing. BUt people go, oleh Theyre watching Ping POng. BUt what a failUre and what that what a failUre. Yes, dad, it seems to meas The argUment has always been aboUt ElectiOn Transparenceen Ay and whats The problem with Voter Ids . Isnt that Voter Transparency . See, i mean, i coUld see anoTher side of this, thoUgh. I, i dOnt think its all jUst aboUt migrants. I coUld see how this coUld be importanti ca to. Feel many of Their cOnstitUents. I feel like keeping track of YoUkeepin R i. D. WoUld be really r hard if yoU were a late Stage Fentanyl Addict living Under a bridge. Late stage, which0 bUt in california, i mean, liken. 90 bajilliOn of people. Thats trUe. Theye tend cs meanrk t living in New York. Its like Theres like more lOne homeless There. Thare y more advanced than oUrs oUt There. Yeah. I wOnder who is getting The Tent Vote oUt There . Where . How are They getting The tent . Thats stUpid. Theyre jUst stealing. Im. BUt yeah, i mean, look, i dOnt see how. He yeah, ive never Understood The argUment of it being racist, bUt i also dOnt Understand this becaUse its lik ing raci. T e i think we know california is going blUe, Right . Yeah, kind of. At UsUally yeah, thats UsUally how it has. How . I mean, listen, im no bill hemme mer. R. I dOnt have The map, bUt im going to call blUe Fort G to kar california for call it g. D itow im callin yoU are here first. First amamerica yeah, yeah. Im going to go ahead and call arizOna. No, i. Do no, please do go. All Right, tyrUs. Well, first of all, we have to be thankfUl that We E have becaUse college Theyre trying to overload The popUlar vote. Attent The oTher side of it is yoU need to be paying attentiOn to The reasOn why its so important to Theio it importam, becaUse They like to BUs Everybody in to vote The Way They want Them to. And nothing slows that processdo down with having to get everybody vetted. So when yoU have when yoU Geke T thE YoU get Them every year like, hey, tyrUs, get ready to come On Dow Getn and get ready to vote. Im a black repUblican. Oh, hello. Hell. O. So its becaUse They They Only want a certain thing. And heres The The whatsfraid everyOne shoUld be afraid of is that Theyreofhe to make it as y as possible to vote everywhereoh. So They think They have enoUgh i nUmber enoUgh s of Uninformed people that will jUst follow. And They for years have alwayslw its Us minorities. The problem is minorities are paying attentiOn. This is The whole pUrposes of why President TrUmp was in The first time he made politics transparent. Timeow it now. So this this is Them panicking becaUse most of california is red. Theyre jUst oUtnUmbered when The big cities and now is getting The people in The Big Citiesn Th are leaving people in The big cities are Upset. So its not as blUe as yoU thoUght it might be. It might not ever be red,d it bUt its definitely pUrples d. S and so TheY Need to morehe people becaUse They whenever Theyre in troUbley arin troUb,o to The One people that They over The most, The lower class, like[bmostr , were gOnna help yoU vote and we can help yoU this way. We can keep screwing yoU over t for anoTher foUr years. So thats a Therhe E YoU shoUld look at it. 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