We, well...not me...but some of us were scammed by Donald John Trump's Trump University or some other swindle. Now, I predict the soon to be ex-president will found his own church or religion. Unlike the "alien" metal monolith in the Utah desert, Trump will not disappear; he is here to stay. His Banana Republic attempts to intimidate and overthrow the United States government have failed. Like a bolt of $750 tax inspiration from Heaven, Trump's cult will follow him to church. This is excellent for tax avoidance. Call it "Two Corinthians," with a tag line: "For all those who are easily gaslighted or mislead." Per his executive order, he is "the Chosen One."