To honour the whimsical start of April, every sign gets two readings this week (no kidding). HAPPY BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK TO Gerard MacNeil and Julia-Simone Rutgers. This is a slow week for birthdays—no fooling—so it's extra-important that you spread some love by emailing your friend’s name and birth date to bday@thecoast.ca then click your sign to go to your horoscope ARIES (March 21-April 19) Playwright August Strindberg (1849– 1912) was a maverick innovator who loved to experiment with plot and language. One of his stories takes place in a dream and the hero is the Christ-like daughter of a Vedic god. He once said that he felt "an immense need to become a savage and create a new world." Given your current astrological potentials, Aries, I suspect that might be an apt motto for you right now. APRIL FOOL! I half-lied. There's no need for you to become a savage. In fact, it's better if you don't. But the coming weeks will definitely be a good time to start creating a new world.