Gold Loves Me, Gold Loves Me Not Posted December 21, 2020 Christmas Update: It's Round 1 and we're already seeing some great action in the ring tonight, ladies and gentlemen. My father and uncle have immediately launched into politics. My dad threw a mean right “libtard” followed up by several hard-hitting “beta-cuck soyboys” — to which my uncle responded something about the Nazis and China. Feeling a bit of pressure, my aunt was tag teamed in and used one of her special attacks (up, down, left, A button), scorching the battlefield with an N-bomb. And that's just where things really started to get ugly. The dogs are barking and the children are screaming. It's gonna be a wild show tonight, folks. Stay tuned as we cover the action live.