And then she had a stroke. This woman that could take shorthand faster than anyone you know could speak or type, run an office, and out-labryinth lawyers. Who published her church newsletter for years, laboriously laying out strips from a typewriter and placing paper clipart for Photostatting. Tape. Uhuglue stick. Manila folders. Selectrics. I've seen these finished sheets, and they hold up against Quark Xpress layouts. And then someone came along while she was in the hospital and installed Windows 98 Second Edition and Office 97 on that poor munged 486sx -25 with 16 megs of ram, somehow managing to mangle the install so badly it took fourty-five minutes from boot to loading Yahoo in Explorer.