Critical Rating: AAAA 1/2 The breathy voice-over announces " Je m'appelle Cassie Del Isla" before continuing in rapid-fire untranslated French as the images segue into a passenger jet landing at sunset and a number of attractive people partying in various stages of undress. The first scene takes place on a luxurious patio with an azure pool, a small lawn, and Cassie Del Isla and Alexis Crystal lounging on chaises in bikini bottoms as Dorain Del Isla, in a bulging racing swimsuit, pops a bottle of bubbly and pours three glasses before starting to massage Crystal with coconut oil. Cassie gives commentary en Français and Crystal jokingly tells Dorian in Bad English: "Messahge my ehsss." Not necessary, we get the idea. Soon all three are naked and Crystal has straddled Dorian and is massaging his dick with her pussy, teasingly, can't go in just yet, double blowjob first. They retire under a canopy (good idea, coconut oil has an SPF in single digits) and an anal-inclusive three-way ensues, ending with a double facial pop and Cassie saying, "Let's go take a shower"—