Cooking a bunch of meals gets a little bit much. Trust me, were well aware theyre running around the restaurant going buck wild. If your child misbehaves, your job is a parent to get up with that child, get them outside, and square them away so you do not effect other people. If it doesnt say on the front door, no children allowed, children are just as welcome as adults in those public spaces. Just because you think that its appropriate to only have one or two children, please dont judge us for having more. Its our lives. We can handle it. This is where we waver into shut it down. It is not your place to tell anybody how many kids they should or should not have or if they want to have kids at all. Thats your business, man. Make it easier for us. Give us a smile. That brings us to the end of the episode. Dont worry. If you want more, head to our toxic chemicals and carcinogens are leaching into the environment. Its happening right where we live, work and play. Everywhere. 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Saeid achmed was caught on camera here, you see him here hailing a taxi while his car was still in flames. But even more importantly, inside of that car, his passenger was there. Police say achmed was speeding when he lost control of the car and hit a concrete barrier. They caught up with him at a hospital where he was being treated for burns. His passenger died inside of that vehicle. Achmed is now facing manslaughter charges. An unbelievable scene there. And for the first time over north america, a drone has collided with a passenger plane. The incident took place last week but were just learning about it. As a sky jet passenger plane approached the airport in quebec city, the plane landed safely. No one was injured. The faa says no drones have hit any planes here in the United States at least not yet. A texas man is sharing an incredible survival story after being trapped inside a manhole for nine days. 40yearold Jason Courtney says he was walking home from work and cut across a grassy area, falling into that open manhole. He was unable to move because of a broken ankle. He also lost his cell phone in the water. Courtney says he just screamed for help for days. And in order to stay alive, he said he resorted to eating ants and at one point he ate snake. It wasnt until nine days later that a construction crew heard him screaming for help and got help. I did not want to die in a bunch of sewage water. I want to thank the people that found me. And i very seriously strongly believe that they need to start putting some ladders or something down manholes. Courtney is recovering in the hospital this morning. He underwent some surgery yesterday. His family says he looks incredibly skinny, but they are so happy to finally know hes okay. Im all for doing anything it takes to survive, but you would be writing my obituary. I would not be eating a snake or drinking what he drank. The it was the snake thing. The sewer water, yes. Snake, done. When we come back, kimmel takes on the big apple. So does bill murray, the skinnys next. I can breathe again i can breathe again vicks sinex. Breathe on. Not all Fish Oil Supplements provide the same omega3 power. Megared advanced triple absorption is absorbed three times better. So one softgel has more omega3 power than three standard fish oil pills. Megared advanced triple absorption. Youre in a group most likely to develop skin cancer, including melanoma. Thats why your best shot is to check for a spot. Follow through and check your skin. Go to spotskincancer. Org to find out how. Babies arent fully developed until at least 39 weeks. A healthy baby is worth the wait. Skinny skinny so skinny skinny time. And we are kicking things off with jimmy kimmel on his third trip to the big apple. So, you know, he was born in brooklyn. Hes setting up shop for a weeklong residency here, and he hit the streets with paul safer, of course, hitching rides with unsuspecting new yorkers. And he wantsed everyone trn that hes keeping it real all these years. All of the jokes you will hear tonight were written in small batches by hand on biodegradeable hemp parchment, using natural ink that was made from sustainablyharvested lingonberries. This is artisanal. I was going to say, he missed the word artisan. And there it is, he got it in. Is brooklyn that hipsteresque . Brooklyn hipsters like their artisanal stuff. He gave deejay callie a key. Because you know deejay callie supposedly already had the keys. Does he know you have a key. Yes, i have a key to the city in belize. Close enough. Everybodys envious of that. I wonder if he gave flavor flav a clock. I think he has lots of those already. But he said the interview hes most looking forward to, when he sits down with Dave David Letterman tonight. So is it a shaved David Letterman . What version of the beard do we think it will be . I think its going to be full santa claus David Letterman. Christmas is coming up. He has to prepare. Thats true. The ballroom was transformed into the happiest place on earth. On dancing with the stars, it was disney night. Minnie, mickey, the whole goofy group kicked off the night. The theme was disney through the ages starting in the 1920s to the present. And apparently dreams do come true for jordan and lindsay. They got the first perfect score of the season with a moanainspired foxtrot. Another highlight, artem keeping the sombrero on his head throughout the jazz number with nikki. Thats tough. Really . Yeah, i mean twirling around and everything with the hat on . A lot of Wind Resistance going on with that, too. Doublesided tape. That could be it. So the low score of the night went to nick lachey and peta for the Bare Necessities quickstep, which is not good news considering he was in the bottom two last week. Yeah, and sadly not every couple got their happy ending as two pairs found themselves in the bottom. Sasha and glen, frankie and whitney. In the end who . Pretty little liars star. All right. Well, the ballroom lost a star. Finally, to bill murray, speaking of stars and musical performances. Bill murrays a renaissance man. Hes got many talents, we know this. And hes keeping especially busy. Hes known as a singer, hes now a singer, performing at carnegie hall. How did he get there . Practice, practice. He made his debut alongside a german cellist. So murrays also available to help you share exciting news with your parents. I got news for you. Youre going to be grandparents. Were having a baby. How cool is that . I like that service. The couple sat next to murray at a recent cubs game. And after murray sang take me out to the ball game, they straight up asked him to make the announcement on their behalf. Thats the best baby announcement right there. Bill murray, a man of the people. Id let him do that, even though i dont have any kids. You would lie to your mother . Yes, exactly. You would lie to your mother . So if youre on medicare or will be soon, you may want more than parts a and b heres why. Medicare only covers about 80 of your part b medical expenses. The rest is up to you. You might want to consider an aarp Medicare SupplementInsurance Plan, insured by unitedhealthcare insurance company. Like any Medicare SupplementInsurance Plan, these help pick up some of what medicare doesnt pay. And, these plans let you choose any doctor or hospital that accepts medicare patients. You could stay with the doctor or specialist you trust. Or go with someone new. Youre not stuck in a network. Because there arent any. So dont wait. 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If i could turn back time if i could find a way sing it, baby. Got to love cher. Uhhuh. And we are back with a bonus skinny round and some pretty awesome news. Meet the newest member of the mama mia ii cast cher. So we have confirmation now that cher has signed on to the sequel creatively called mama mia here we go again. Oh. Mama mia, here we go again its been seven years since she was on the big screen. The last movie she was in was burlesque with christina aguilera. As a teaser, she posted this pic of a very sparkly platform boot over the weekend. So cher will team up with the original cast. No word on who shell be singing alongside or if shell be singing alongside anyone. An executive on the film said chef is our secret weapon. It will spoil the fun to give anything away. Do they sing the same songs . I dont know. Are there new songs . Also, what happens, is she going to get married again . Was there a divorce . What happened . So many questions. So marvel have dropped the first fulllength black panther trailer, and so many people are going nuts for this. The video has already wracked up 4 million views. We see one of the characters going home. The tiny nation is super high tech and looks like blade runner at times. They are suiting up to take on a new bad guy. We are home. My son, it is your time. Show me my respect and bow down. You get to decide what kind of king you are going to be. Dont freeze. I never freeze. Ooh. Dont freeze. So he has a brand new panther suit, and so does his nemesis, whose name is eric. Theres this dreamlike sequence that everyones comparing to the lion king. When they say all of this is yours. People are sharing what they would do, what they would be wearing to see the movie. Of course thats eddie murphy in coming to america. That is what i will be wearing. To be loved to be loved february 16th. Or maybe i should do that for tiffany ask yourself what your children or cigarettes. For as long as i can remember, my mother smoked. She died from lung cancer when i was 16. I could not take the chance of continuing smoking and not being here for my daughter. I know how much i needed my mom still, and i didnt realize it until i had lost her. You can quit. For free help, call 1800quitnow. Good morning. Im diane macedo. Im kendis gibson. Here are some of the top stories were following on world news now. The nfl owners and players sit down for a critical meeting today in new york to discuss that, the kneeling, the National Anthem protest and how to ham them expected to be on top of the agenda. President trump is dismissing reports of tension with the leadership after meeting with Mitch Mcconnell. They held a press conference to declare theyre closer than ever before and fighting for the same thing. Senator john mccain picks up an award and drops some emotional words about what he calls spurious nationalism. He said people who would rather find scapegoats than solve problems is hurting Americas National standing. And steph curry and the warriors were celebrating the teams second title in three years. Well, tonight the new season starts with some old faces in new places. Those are some of our top stories on this tuesday, october 17. From abc news, this is world news now. Best time of the year. I got friends in low places okay, garth, yes. Are you referring to the nba . The nba teams. Yes. Theyre all over the place. Its really confusing. Man, but theyre so hopeful. The knicks are in first place and in last place. We begin this half hour now with the nba but with the nfls attempt to deal with the players kneeling during the anthem. So owners and the union today are huddling in new york. The league says its looking to move on from the issue which sparked some comments from the white house. In the meantime, players want to make sure they wont be punished for a protest designed to highlight racial inequality, not disrespect to the american flag. Heres abc danya bacchus. Reporter out of work nfl quarterback Colin Kaepernick now taking a stand against the nfl, accusing the league and team owners of colluding to keep him sidelined. The reason says his taking a knee protest. Against Police Mistreatment of africanamericans during the National Anthem. A grievance against the league alleges teams wanted to seen him only to mysteriously go silent with no explanation. Kaepernicks actions created a movement and fueled a National Debate about free speech and the National Anthem. Get that son of a [ bleep ] off the field right now. Out, hes fired. Reporter last month, the debate intensified when President Trump lashed out at nfl players who joined the protests. Despite players and their defenders insisting they are not disrespecting the anthem. Youre disrespecting our flag and our country. Reporter more than three dozen other quarterbacks have been signed since kaepernick hit free agency. His attorneys say the nfl violated the leagues collective bargaining agreement, saying hes an ideal candidate. Having played six seasons with the 49ers leading them to the super bowl. He has got to have actual evidence, something tangible to show that two teams got together or a team and the league got together and said we got to keep this guy out of the league. Reporter the nfl hasnt commented. And on tuesday in a rare move, the nfl owners have invited players and union reps to attend their meeting in the hopes of finding a compromise to allow players to continue protesting without alienating the fans. Diane and kendis . Donya, thank you. And a federal corruption probe has officially cost rick pitino his job as head basketball coach. And rick pitinos contract was terminated yesterday. He isnt named in any probe complaints, but his contract was violated. He won the National Championship in 2013. Big deal there. Moving on now, President Trump waved off reports of republican infighting as he made a joint appearance with senator Mitch Mcconnell. The president gave no warning before holding a long and wideranging News Conference to tout his friend championship with the man he once called a weak leader. He insists the Republican Party is very unified. Reporter a show of unity in the rose garden. My relationship with this gentleman is outstanding, has been outstanding. Reporter the president previously used twitter to criticize Senate Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell for not getting an Obamacare Repeal and replace bill passed through the senate. Even before lunch, President Trump sympathized with his former chief strategist, steve bannon, whos vowed to wage war on the gop establishment and Mitch Mcconnell. I can understand fully how steve bannon feels. And im not going to blame myself, ill be honest. They are not getting the job done. Reporter but just a few hours after saying the Republican Party should be ashamed of themselves, the president changed his tune. The Republican Party is very, very unified. This man is going to get it done. And i think get it done long before anybody else. Reporter and the apparent contradictions come as Congress Faces a daunting todo list before the end of the year. They want to tackle tax reform and protection for dreamers. The president wants congress to strengthen the iran deal and health care reform, all this as they still need to fund the government and raise the debt ceiling. Obviously, passing the budget which enables tax reform and tax reduction comes next. Reporter President Trump says he and Mitch Mcconnell are closer than ever before and he also said democrats are extremely unified, slamming them for what he calls being obstructionists. Kendis and diane . And speaking of the president , his Approval Rating on the u. S. Response to the recent hurricanes has plummeted since Hurricane Maria devastated puerto rico. A new cnn poll was taken after the president criticized the mayor of san juan. And Many Puerto Ricans struggle without electricity and clean water. Apparently 44 of americans say they approve of how the president handled the response. Thats down 20 points from a month ago after hurricanes harvey and irma hit texas and florida.