Here waiting for the next one. Guillermo, are you prepared for an earthquake . Yes, of course. Jimmy do you have an emergency kit at home . Yes, i do. Were going to get under the table and backpack by the door with water. Jimmy do you have the backpack itself . Yes. Jimmy whats in it . Water, cookies and tequila. Jimmy okay. [cheers and applause] i do. Jimmy that would be fine if were you the cookie monster, but you need to have bandages. You need iodine, you need all of that stuff. In fact, i went online, and ive been looking at emergencytype products. This is how i calm myself down. I go and buy things. But there are a lot of items you can get for when the worstcase scenario happens. These are real. This can be purchased right now online i this is the gluten free emergency food kit. Because the last thing you want to be is bloated when youre drinking toilet water to be alive. That is at my patriot supply. This is the storage container, also known as a garbage this is a flashlight that screws onto a water bottle for 12, or you can just get a lantern for 12. Thats a good idea until you drink an aaa battery. Here we have a bandana. Why would you want to be camouflaged after an earthquake . Did you cause the earthquake and are hoping to get away . If not, i would like to be found. This one is an earthquake alarm. So when the ground starts to shake, this loud alarm will let you know. Or the fact that the ground is shaking will let you know. I will buy that if theres a Snooze Button on it, like if i need seven more minutes and then the earthqua can quake. Or this, the family disaster pod. This is a large metal container for you and your family to die in together. Then you dont need coffins, because youre already, and its made in florida, in case you hadnt already guessed. So. As you can see whether youre in earthquake country or not, some really good stuff out there available for purchase. By the way, i hate it to be gloomy, but i do wish to wish a happy birthday to tom hanks,nd guy, who posted a video to twitter today to celebrate himself. Thats what im talkin about. Hey, twitter world, this is yours truly. You know, its hard for me to believe that today im celebrating my 33rd annual 39th birthday. Its hard for me to believe, too, that youre celebrating on a golf course instead of in a prison. But o. J. Is 72 years old today. [cheers and applause] 72. 72 years ago today someone thought it was a good idea to write orenthal on a birth certificate. Show the clip again. Im fascinated with how he begins this video. Thats what im talkin about. Jimmy like hes doing a commercial for arthritis cream or something. On ojs birthday, do you think his family lets him cut the cake . Im not sure if its too soon or too late. But instagram yesterday, i dont know if you noticed this, launched a new feature that they hope will help crackdown on bullying, so just when youre about to post a comment that could be offensive, instagram senses it and sends you a message to make you stop and reconsider. For real. Goes like this. Lets say you post Something Like you are a worthless piece of trash. You get a little notification that says are you sure you want to post this skm and th . And then you say, yeah, youre d damn right i want to post this. Thats why i wrote it. This makes me want to go on instagram to try out stuff. But the worlds most famous cyber bully, donald trump suffered a back step. He has to open his account to everyone. [cheers and applause] its historic, because this is the first time a federal court has ever ruled that a president s skin is legally too thin. Trump, as you probably know, has blocked a lot of accounts, including stephen king, Chrissy Teigen and rosie odonnell. A spokesman said theyre disappointed in the decision and exploring possible next steps. That seems like a good use of time. Maybe he can get the crowd at his next rally to shout block her up. The ambassador sent what were supposed to be secret government cables to england that got leaked in which he described our president as inept, incompetent and says his career could end in d disgrace. It seems that they could watch any press conference, but at 7 48 a. M. , trump fired back, the wacky ambassador that the uk foisted upon the United States is not someone we are thrilled with, a very stupid guy. Then later, i dont know the ambassador but have been told he is a pompous fool. The best thing is, i didnt even know the ambassador had written this stuff about him until he tweeted about it. So thank you for the heads up. And, as a result of this, the white house uninvited the ambassador to a dinner last night honoring the amir of qatar. But look who was at the dinner, sitting right at Donald Trumps table in fact. Thats patriots owner and massage enthusiast, robert kraft, who [ applause ] he got do go. He still looks relaxed. That must have been some rub down, really. One week from tomorrow, special Counsel Robert Mueller is scheduled to testify in front of congress about the palooza. William barr accused democrats of doing this to create a public spectacular. To to me, a public spectacle is the president ordering tanks for his celebration. Bill barr has never handed a bag of cash to a porn star, hes not trumps personal lawyer. Hes also a bagpiper. For real. He plays the bagpipes and put on a little show at the u. S. Attorneys [ applause ] jimmy so you see hes actually really good with the bagpipes. Such a beautiful instrument, it really is. [ applause ] you know, we have a new number one movie here in the United States, spiderman, far from home toppled toy story. It made 185 million last week, 35 million more than they expected. And whenever theres a major blockbuster like this, we run it by our inhouse movie critic, yehya. He knows movies better than anyone else. Heres yehya talking about spiderman, far from home. Hi, its me, yehya. I talk about summer movie, spear der man. I am going on vaca you go italy. And spiderman is like iran man. Spider man, you know that young boy is name is boy in the movie with the guy jaush, he kill everyone. The guy in that movie tell me, whats his name . Jamiel jackson. And then that girl in the movie, zonadana. She say oh, oh, oh, oh. What just happened . And also john john, hes in that movie, bad guy come from the river. John john hes in the movie, have big ball, like balon, he live there. Hes in the movie, everybody die on the mountain. Hes in the rabbit kill you. And the two cowboy, hes gay but i pa he pass away. Go see the movie. Samuel jackson, spiderman boy. Im spider like him, and im all fat. 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[text tone] [text tone] [text tone] nice mmmmmm so nice nice jimmy tonight, from the good place, darcy carden is here. Then a very funny woman with a new show on facebook called drinks of my life, Beth Stelling from Jimmy Kimmels comedy club in las vegas. And hes terrific, too. Tomorrow night, seth rogen and Dave Bautista will be here with music from jaden smith. And thursday, jon favreau, Taylor Bennet and world cup soccer winners alex morgan and megan rapinoe. American heroes. Our first guest tonight is an emmy, grammy and golden globe winner. He is a Gambino A Lando and, now, at long last, a king. He gives voice to simba in the allnew version of the lion king opening july 19th. Please welcome Donald Glover. [cheers and [cheers and applause] jimmy whoa, this is quite an ensemble. Youre really a method actor, i guess. Huh . This is what we wore every day. Jimmy disney really, they spared no expense. Is this something you can get at fashion nova . They, and im not sure, but i believe jim henson creature shop made this. Jimmy they made this for you. Took about five years. Jimmy they did a beautiful job. And i notice some of the hair from the costume is getting into your beard. No, this is just stress. Jimmy its just stress. I was working with andy serkis, you know him . Jimmy sure. He did all the movements. Ive been working with him in africa for about two years before i got into it, so ive just, you know, industries. Jimmy youre really committed to this thing, i guess, huh . I am. Jimmy tonight is the big premiere, for those who dont know right across the street from us. The world is focussed hollywood for the lion king. Will there be animals out there for this. I dont know, seems, i mean, this is hollywood. Jimmy you werent involved in that. I wasnt. They didnt ask me. Jimmy this weekend youre going to australia for a music tour. Yeah, im going on australia for a music tour. Ly i had to rebook it. Jimmy you got injured. I broke my foot. Jimmy was that the most embarrassing thing thats happened to you on stage . [cheers and applause] you know what . No. Jimmy no, it was not. No. Jimmy didnt you say that that was it for child ish gambino . Is it over now . I mean, i, i think im going to still do shows. Im not quite sure. Im pretty sure, i definitely one to, i broke my foot i had to make up these shows. I love music. Jimmy will you do any of the lion king songs in your concert . Because that could be weird. I mean, only if im dressed like this. Jimmy uhhuh. But i think disney has a pretty tight leash. Jimmy on that stuff . On those songs. Jimmy right. Id have to be accompanied by probably bob iger. Jimmy did you ever imagine you would cover an elton john song . Is that something that ever crossed your mind . No, i never thought i really would. I mean, you never really think theyre going to redo the lion king. I didnt. Its a crazy thing. I met him, and he was really sweet. Jimmy elton or the lion . I studied with the lion for about six months but i met elton in i think it was italy, and he was really nice and sweet to us, and i was like im going to be simba, and i think he was like, this guys crazy. I didnt know what i was talking about. Jimmy so now in this movie, youre singing with beyonce, by the way. Yes. [cheers and applause] jimmy and thats, are you in the same room with beyonce when you guys are singing . No, i requested not to be. Jimmy you did. I did not want to be looking into beyonces eyes while doing this. But actually, i was working on solo at the time, so i recorded at abbey road studios. Jimmy and they put your voices together. Yes. Jimmy i imagine its less intimidating if youre not in the same room with beyonce. Yeah, i imagine its less intimidating than playing basketball with Michael Jordan if youre at home just throwing. A paper in the trash. Jimmy this is, i think, very interesting. Tracy morgan was here last night on our show, and when you were in college you got a job as a writer on 30 rock. Tracy was on that show. Did you work directly with tracy at that time . Oh, yeah, definitely did. Jimmy so you were writing for television and studying in college simultaneously. It was a, it was a transition period, so i had kind of, i was about to graduate, and i got the job. So it was like i was still, i had to do it over the summer. Jimmy you were an ra in the dorm. Yes, yes. Jimmy you had to make sure kids werent misbehaving at school. Yes, but i was not there. I wasnt a good ra. I wasnt a good one. I remember getting calls, like yeah, someones very sick, and there, and i d no ly work to right . If someones sick the ras supposed to take care of you . Yeah. Jimmy how old were you at that time . Old enough to know better. Jimmy but not necessarily old enough to be the one to call when someones sick. Its like, you got to get better, im drunk, too. Jimmy did you suddenly, for college standards, did you suddenly have a ton of money when you were writing for a Network Television show . I mean, in new york, yes. I had more money than all my friends, but i, i felt like, you know, like you dont spend it well. Youre too young, i mean. Jimmy what were you spending it on . Can i be honest . Jimmy yeah. Like gushers. [cheers and applause] i wasnt allowed to have candy as a kid, so i was like,. Jimmy you were never allowed to have candy when were you a kid . No, i wasnt, no sugary. Jimmy do you feel being denied candy as a child made you grave candy more when you got out of the house . Absolutely. I mean, you have to jimmy so your advice would be to give the children a little bit of candy in moderation . Yeah, or all of it, so they learn jimmy every day is halloween. Every day is halloween. Maybe this candy isnt so great. Jimmy i like that. Im going to employ that into my own personal life. 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He can run faster on all fours than two feet. Jimmy hes 3 years old . Thats not a joke. Youll know him when you see hum. And we, we were, i didnt want to tell him, because im like, oh, im simba, this is probably the only time in history this kid will ever happen where a kid knows the movie and his pare fa is the, and hes the, and i was like, im not going to tell him. Im going to play it super cool. My son doesnt watch, we basically show one movie once a week if he wants. Jimmy wow. Yesterday i was like, hey, just out of nowhere, you want to go see the lion king sort of thing, to see if he might notice my voice or whatever. And hes like, oh, sure, beyonces in it, right . And i was like, how did you know that . But also, daddys in it. You know, like, im in it, too. I was like. All im sayin. Im just sayin, beyonce has people who havent even seen television loving her. This is, shes incredible. Jimmy how does he know beyonce . I dont, i have no, i do not know. I was like, did grandma tell you that . Hes just like beyonce. Jimmy i think it might enter through the umbilical cord somewhere in the uterus. I think beyonce is probably the celebrity that other celebrities are most excited to be in the presence of, see, meet. Shes president ial. Jimmy oprahesque. Yeah. Jimmy how well do you know beyonce . Not super well. Well enough to be like hi, beyonce and then run away. Jimmy did you meet her while doing this . Or did you meet her years ago . I met her a couple years ago at a jay z show. We was really sweet. And we talked about kids, and we were living in new york, and my, my partner, when she was like, oh, we got to go to this pizza restaurant. Its beyonces and jay zs favorite restaurant. Jimmy italian. So im like, okay, were going there for date night. We go there, and beyonce and jay z are there, having a way cooler date night. Like, you know, blue was there. It was really sweet and cool, but like, yeah. Jimmy did you go to them . Or did they come to you . Or did you bump into them . We talked for about ten minutes. Like are you going to Say Something . No, you Say Something. No, youre the famous one. And you go over hey, what are you doing here . I didnt see you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy beyonce eating pizza. Are you working on atlanta right now . I think my contract says i have to say yes. Jimmy oh. Yes. Jimmy so you are supposed to be working on atlanta right now. I am working on atlanta right now. Jimmy on the plane to australia, you will be working this is a script for atlanta. If anybody asks. Jimmy for some reaso