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Yes, of course. Jimmy do you have an emergency kit at home . Yes, i do. Were going to get under the table and backpack by the door with water. Jimmy do you have the backpack itself . Yes. Jimmy whats in it . Water, cookies and tequila. Jimmy okay. [cheers and applause] i do. Jimmy that would be fine if were you the cookie monster, but you need to have bandages. You need iodine, you need all of that stuff. In fact, i went online, and ive been looking at emergencytype products. This is how i calm myself down. I go and buy things. But there are a lot of items you can get for when the worstcase sc...

Here waiting for the next one. Guillermo, are you prepared for an earthquake . Yes, of course. Jimmy do you have an emergency kit at home . Yes, i do. Were going to get under the table and backpack by the door with water. Jimmy do you have the backpack itself . Yes. Jimmy whats in it . Water, cookies and tequila. Jimmy okay. [cheers and applause] i do. Jimmy that would be fine if were you the cookie monster, but you need to have bandages. You need iodine, you need all of that stuff. In fact, i went online, and ive been looking at emergencytype products. This is how i calm myself down. I go and...

I didnt feel either one of the earthquakes. I dont know. I was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that . I didnt feel anything but a lot of people did. And you know what you do when theres a big earthquake . You have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. It shook up some kind of weird school performance. I dont know what was going on there. This apartment the apartment lost a television set. Even at dodgers stadium they felt the earthquake. You can see there the camera is shaking and the big one was s...

Kauai leonard somehow wound up on the clippers. I didnt feelitr of the earthquakes. I dont know. I was driving once and the other one i was like people were like did you feel that . I didnt feel anything but a lot of people did. And you know what you do when theres a big earthquake . You have to get your phone out and start rolling cameras, because this earthquake, everyone was taping. It shook up some kind of weird school performance. I dont know what was going on there. This apartment the apartment lost a television set. Even at dodgers stadium they felt the earthquake. You can see there the...

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