Tonight, join jimmy and his guests senator Bernie Sanders Angela Basset comedian isabel hagen and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1223 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness wow. Thank you i love you im so happy youre here welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everyone [ cheers and applause thank you for being here thank you for thank you for watching, everybody. You guys, were so glad hes here Bernie Sanders is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause senator and this is nice backstage he said that he watches me every night when he gets up to pee isnt that nice . [ laughter ] i thought that was so i thought that was last night was super tuesday 2. 0, and it was a rough one for bernie the only person who had a worse night was the bachelors mom, barb oh, my god [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy well, guys, everyone is still talking about the coronavirus. Now listen to this i saw that President Trump has now appointed treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin to handle Coronavirus Relief talks. Can we see Steve Mnuchin yeah [ laughter ] dont worry, everybody our future is now in the hands of adult mclovin so everything [ laughter ] [ applause ] of course, the Airline Industry is also in trouble, but i read that some young people are taking advantage of cheap flights and booking trips. [ cheers and applause no no in one article, a girl actually said, if i die, i die. [ laughter ] meanwhile, thats also the slogan for Spirit Airlines and thats just [ laughter ] thats bad thats bad steve thats not true. Jimmy and now a state of emergency has been declared in over a dozen states including massachusetts. Thats in addition to the one already in place over tom brady possibly leaving the patriots. [ laughter ] but this is serious. There hasnt been a state of emergency in massachusetts since a starbucks opened across the street from Dunkin Donuts [ laughter ] you cant do that. And now a lot of tv shows are making changes in response to the coronavirus. Check out the beginning of the view today this is real oh, my goodness why, hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the view, yall welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Welcome to the view. Jimmy theres nobody there and its still way too loud. What how [ laughter ] listen to this because of the virus, coachella has been pushed back to the fall [ audience aws ] no coachella no south by southwest. No spring break trips. Pretty soon instagrams just gonna be homemade omelets and the shrug emoji. [ laughter ] meanwhile, in the uk, an Amusement Park owner filled a claw machine with toilet paper and Hand Sanitizer [ laughter ] unfortunately, everyone who touched the same joystick has now been quarantined to inside the claw machine [ laughter ] get me out [ light laughter ] guys, the cdc is saying that they are doing everything they can to make sure people are staying healthy right now. And to get their tips out there, theyve even been writing some songs tariq oh, here we go jimmy what, tariq . Steve let me guess youre going to list a whole bunch of song titles that are really just jokes about washing your hands and staying healthy jimmy i mean, yeah, that was the plan steve and then each one will pop up as, like, a graphic so everyone can see it and laugh about it [ laughter ] jimmy right. Tariq yeah [ light laughter ] tariq i know exactly how this will go okay, the screen is gonna look Something Like a billboard chart. And then its going to be, i dont know, titled Something Like cdc song. [ laughter ] and then underneath that, it will list things like, old town soap and [ laughter ] snot girl summer. [ laughter ] oh, and dont want to get sicko mode. [ laughter ] and stupid bugs, stuff like that oh, and finally, i cant touch my face. [ laughter ] is that how its going to go jimmy you nailed it. [ laughter ] steve thought so jimmy but you missed one thing. One, two, three, four, five steve hold on. Hold on. Let me guess let me guess [ laughter ] you were going to sing cant touch my face. And then the lyrics were gonna be Something Like i cant touch m face or ill get flu and corona and corona i cant touch my face what will i do ill buy some lyso and some clorox [ laughter ] jimmy yeah those are the lyrics [ laughter ] steve right. I dont think you should do that bit jimmy all right. We wont tariq trotter, everyone. Thank you, tariq [ cheers and applause guys the best. Thats nice of him well, guys, as i said, last night was the bachelor finale did you guys watch it . [ cheers and applause it was good. So it was the finale and so if you dont know it, this is a spoiler. Whatever you know. But if you dont, thats your fault. [ laughter ] pete peter got engaged to hannah ann, which is my choice i think that was the way to go yeah, and thats the one the mom was all upset about. She really loved hannah ann. But then after a month of being engaged, he dumped her [ audience oohs yeah and then he chose whats her name [ audience responds madison. He chose madison yeah anyways, peters mom did not like the choice. [ light laughter ] i think she thought she was on a different reality show because at one point, she hit a button and her chair turned around [ laughter ] so anyways, so peter and hannah ann got engaged and after one month peter decided to call it off friends knew that there was trouble eight hours into the engagement when peter auditioned to be on love is blind. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy thats right, peter and hannah anns engagement lasted one month come on. Trumps had chief of staffs last longer than that. [ laughter ] seriously, one month the entire season of the bachelor lasted longer than that. [ laughter ] one month . Thats not an engagement thats a quarantine. [ laughter ] some business news, i saw that mcdonalds is now selling two new sizes of big mac there is the little mac with one patty, and the double mack with four patties. [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] and this is cool, theyre already making a little mac, double mac movie starring kevin hart and dwayne johnson. [ laughter ] isnt that amazing id go see it. [ cheers and applause i love that. Steve beautiful. Jimmy get this hostess is releasing new iced lattes flavored like their snack cakes. Like twinkies, ding dongs, and snowballs. [ light laughter ] theyre caffeinated so now youll be wide awake for your heart attack [ laughter ] and this is interesting. I read that when it comes to mens cologne, citrus and florals are becoming more popular. Theres actually a brandnew scent thats sweeping the nation right now check this out rare, bold, seductive a new fragrance you simply cant ignore youll want to cover yourself in it everywhere you go. Introducing purlee by dior [ laughter ] available for men and women and especially people over 70. 1,000 at macys [ cheers and applause jimmy and finally, everyone wildlife officials in wisconsin had to rescue a skunk that got his head stuck in a soup can [ audience aws ] take a look. Aw [ audience aws ] afterwards, the skunk was like, you idiots, that was my face mask dont you realize were living through a pandemic . [ cheers and applause leave me alone. Weve got a great show give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight. Senator Bernie Sanders is here steve oh jimmy this evening [ cheers and applause also, the great Angela Bassett is here [ cheers and applause and we have great standup from isabel hagen, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause guys, im very excited the trailer for the new beastie boys movie is about to premier tonight. I love the beastie boys so much it is called beastie boys story. Mike d and adrock are actually coming on in a few weeks so is spike jonze, who directed this and i love all three of those guys i just i love everyone. I just gosh, i love them so much so, in honor of that, theyre letting us debut a sneak peek of the trailer on our show right now. This is beastie boys story. Ready now heres a little story that i got to tell about three bad brothers that you know so well it started way back i history with adrock mca and mike d [ cheers and applause hello, everyone what we gonna do right here is go back, way back back into time the beastie boys. The beastie boys. The beastie boys. The beastie boys [ cheers and applause jimmy come on steve come on. Jimmy who is cooler . Who is cooler than the beastie boys i cannot wait. You can see the full trailer right now on the apple tv app. I cannot wait to see those guys so thank you so much for letting us watch that show, everybody. [ cheers and applause guys, theres a lot of information floating around out there about the coronavirus and its leading to a lot of misinformation so we thought wed try and clear some things up for you its time for coronavirus facts versus fiction [ cheers and applause facts facts over fiction jimmy lets get started. First up we have fact. To stay clean use Hand Sanitizer thats at least 60 alcohol. Fiction, to stay calm make cocktails that are at least 60 alcohol. [ laughter and applause see what im saying . Steve thats fiction jimmy next up we have fact, you should avoid crowds. Fiction, radio shack and sears are now considered International Safe zones [ laughter ] steve wow. [ applause ] not true not true heres another one fact, the most similar illness to the coronavirus is the 1918 spanish flu fiction, or as Bernie Sanders put it, worst summer ever. [ cheers and applause next up, fact. Avoid close contact with people who are nauseous, staggering about, and mumbling to themselves incoherently. Fiction, in other words, stay home on st. Patricks day. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause steve dont do it. Come on. Jimmy heres one fact, wash your hands for two happy birthdays. Fiction, it works better if you sing it out loud while holding eye contact with whoevers waiting for the sink [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause happy birthday jimmy here is another fact it started in a province in china. Fiction, it ends when nicholas cage finds a monkey skull with gemstone eyes [ laughter ] steve thats not true. Thats not true. Its fiction [ applause ] finally, fact, you should buy some disinfectant and Hand Sanitizer. Fiction, you should go to costco, climb on top of toilet paper and scream, im the captain now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats all the time we have for fact versus fiction. Well be right back with senator Bernie Sanders, everyone [ cheers and applause dad vo i saw them out of the corner of my eye. Just a blur when they jumped the median. There was nothing i could do. daughter daddy dad vo shes safe because of our first outback. And our new ones even safer. avo welcome to the allnew subaru outback. An iihs top safety pick plus. 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The state of washington with about twothirds of the votes cast but we lost some important states jimmy so where is your head at right now well, my head is at that we have introduced an agenda, jimmy, that i think the American People now support, and what poll after poll shows is that people support raising the minimum wage to a living wage people now understand, especially with the coronavirus, that it is insane that we live in a nation in which 87 million americans are uninsured or underinsured and cant get to a doctor when they should that we need a medicare for all Single Payer Program people got that. People understand that in this day and age, if you are going to make it into the middle class, you need to be able to go to college, regardless of your income. Or go to a trade school. That we got to make public colleges and universities tuition free i think people understand that despite trumps nonsense, Climate Change is a real, existential threat to our planet we got to take on the fossil fuel industry. We got to transform the country. On all of those issues, we have succeeded, i think, in bringing the American People into a a Progressive Agenda what we have also done, and im enormously proud of this, is is in poll after poll and election after election, we win the overwhelming majority of young people the young people of this country are on our side. Truth is biden does very, very well with older people, and they vote. Young people dont vote as much as i would like. But the future of this country believes in a Progressive Agenda which says that we need a government and an economy that works for all, not just a a few. That we have to overcome the racism and the sexism and the homophobia and the xenophobia, and religious bigotry that were now experiencing so on all of those issues, we have succeeded where we have not succeeded, frankly, is that most people today think that joe is more electable than i am. So we see people say, oh, we love you, bernie we love your ideas, but im going with joe because he is more electable jimmy why . Why do you think hes coming across as more electable i mean, i think the fact that he was Vice President for eight years with obama and barack obama remains a very popular figure within the democratic world i think thats one thing and i think the media has played a role in that as well. But what i honestly believe, and joe is a friend of mine. What i honestly believe is that in order to defeat trump, we need the largest voter turnout in the history of this country trump is not going to be easy to beat. And i think you need a campaign of energy and excitement i think youre going to have to bring young people into the political process in a way we have not seen before and i think youve got to get through to working class people, who in many cases, have given up on the political process. They dont vote anymore. They think nobody cares about them you know, they cant afford health care. Cant afford child care. Cant afford to send their kids to college is anybody worried about them . Well, we are but they dont theyve gone and given up and i think we are the campaign to bring those folks in jimmy you think we can do that, yeah yeah. Jimmy do you think say it is biden, do you think biden can beat trump i do. I mean, i think, you know, when you have a president who is a pathological liar. When you have a president [ cheers and applause when you have a president who truly, apparently has never read the constitution of the United States. [ light laughter ] who thinks he is above the law, who is a racist and a sexist and all of that stuff, i think even republicans and moderates are going to say, you know what, we cant have four more years of this guy. So do i think joe can beat him i do between you and me, dont tell anybody. [ laughter ] jimmy dont worry about it i think were the Stronger Campaign to do that. Jimmy yeah you think you are. Yeah i do. Jimmy what do you think about are you getting pressure from the dnc for you to step down and drop out . Well, there has been pressure from day one. You know, i think its no great secret that there was a lot of nervousness at a time when you had people like Amy Klobuchar and Pete Buttigieg and bloomberg, kind of splitting the more moderate vote so there was an effort to try to get rid of all of those folks. Jimmy because there was also that stuff donald trump has been saying for at least a a month, that the dnc is trying to squash the Sanders Campaign theyre never going to let him be the nominee trust me, folks. Do you think the president is right . What amazes me, here we have a stock market that is collapsing you have a coronavirus that is scaring the entire world we have Climate Change, which is a threat to the human planet and donald trump keeps worrying about the democratic primary [ light laughter ] so, mr. President , if you watch anything other than fox, i dont know that you do [ laughter ] why dont you do your job . Pay attention to the needs of the American People. Dont worry so much about the democratic primary [ cheers and applause jimmy i think hes watching i think he watches so you announced today that you are not stepping down, and you were going to the debate this sunday right jimmy and this sunday no audience no audience, right. Jimmy how will that affect the way you do a debate . Is that going to be different for you . It will be different. I mean, all of the other debates, i think this is like the tenth or the eleventh debate, had audiences. But, its okay what is most important this is the first debate where there are only two people, which makes it a very different debate than when you have 8 people or 10 people or whatever jimmy did you hate those things i did jimmy the giant debates it was like a food fight. [ light laughter ] and everyones yelling and screaming. And you cant get anything of substance. I think on this debate with two people in two hours, you know what, we are actually going to be able to discuss the issues impacting the families of america. Jimmy its on cnn and univision. So everyone tune in for that more with Bernie Sanders when we come back, ladies and gentlemen. More with the senator. [ cheers and applause paul do you get confused by Wireless Network claims . 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Who has appointed mike pence, who is also not known to be much of a scientist [ laughter ] to lead the task force and clearly at this moment, you need somebody you can trust who is going to bring together the best scientists, doctors, researchers, work with the entire world to do everything that we can to halt this terrible pandemic. And i think, clearly, there are some things we have to do right away the idea that we have so many of our people in this country, the only country on earth major country, that doesnt guarantee healthcare to all people, we have to make sure that everybody right now feels free when you are sick to go to a doctor regardless of your income and you know what . The government will pay that bill number two, we are the only major country on earth not to guarantee paid medical leave so if you can believe it, there are people who are sick today who may actually believe they have symptoms of the coronavirus who are going to work because they have no income theyre making 12, 13 bucks an hour theyve got to feed their families they go to work. We have got to do what every other country on earth does and guaranteed paid family and medical leave and do it right now on an emergency basis. There was a discussion recently there is a lot of work being done globally in terms of a vaccine and the Trump Administration was saying, well, we cant guarantee that it will be affordable got to worry about the drug companies. Well, that is a crock. That is ridiculous we have got to make sure that when that vaccine comes out, it is available to everybody in this country regardless of their income [ cheers and applause jimmy mike pence being in charge of this is very interesting to a lot of people because they think hes going to be take the fall from this, take the hit, because this is a disaster, i think. And then theyre going to say that trump is going to have nikki haley on the ticket in 2020. What are you hearing over in your well, you know, its is openly the president of the United States responsibility. And why you would appoint a Vice President to lead this whose own particular record with regard to science, with regard to the hiv virus, has been pretty pathetic what you need to do to give confidence to the American People is bring the best minds in the country, in the world together as a leader, thats what you can be doing and dont make this into politics dont start attacking democrats. That is not only absurd, it is demoralizing for the American People jimmy last time we talked your face lit up when i mentioned your grandkids yeah. Jimmy how many grandkids do you have i have seven very beautiful grandchildren. [ cheers and applause jimmy how old is the oldest grandkid like, 60 63 [ laughter ] close jimmy thank you very much. Shes 16. Jimmy so she knows whats going on in the world and knows the issues and what the president does yeah. Jimmy she probably has opinions she cant vote but she has opinions yeah, we drag them out to a a whole lot of rallies [ light laughter ] jimmy what do they want . What is their concern . And what is the future for our grandkids . I think, you know, and one of the reasons that im running for president is for my grandchildren and for kids all over this country and all over the world. And you know, as the richest country in the history of the world, jimmy, you dont hear this much on television, but there should not be a half a a Million People sleeping out on the streets of america tonight. Half of our people should not live paycheck to paycheck. 87 million should not lack the health care that they need all of our kids deserve quality education regardless of the zip code that you live in. We should lead the world in combatting Climate Change. Weve got to end the racist and broken criminal Justice System and a completely discombobulated immigration system where people are terrorized today theyre going to be picked up by i. C. E there is so much to be done in this country and we are the richest country in the history of the world, but weve got to deal with this greed thats out there it is not acceptable that three people own more wealth than the bottom half of america its not acceptable that the top 1 owns more wealth than the bottom 92 look, no one has a problem with people being rich. But we have got to address not only this incredible and unfair distribution of income and wealth its also power. It is billionaires exerting unbelievable political influence. They buy and sell politicians. They make Huge Campaign contributions. If we honestly believe that we are a democracy, we got to end billionaire rule in this country and create an economy and a government that works for all of us. Thats what weve got to do. [ cheers and applause jimmy senator Bernie Sanders senator Bernie Sanders, thank you so much for being here [ cheers and applause jimmy Angela Bassett joins us after the break stick around, everybody. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an oscar and emmy nominated actress who stars in the fox series 911. Season three returns with new episodes this monday at 8 00p. M. Please welcome Angela Basset [ cheers and applause jimmy come on. Hi. Jimmy you are one of my favorites. Thank you so much for coming back on the show thank you glad to be here. Jimmy i appreciate it. You were how is everything onset of black panther 2 by the way . Going along coming along amazing. Absolutely jimmy you were telling me backstage that they decided to change the costume of black panther. Jimmy, i was telling you that in confidence you are you cannot. Jimmy i was just joking, by the way. [ light laughter ] i just want to get you in trouble. I know. And i bet i am in trouble. I know nothing about nothing jimmy you cant talk about anything you know nothing i have nothing to talk about. Jimmy i know we have guests on the show from these marvel movies and theyre not allowed to talk at all so im like, all right. But anyways were not jimmy i know it is gonna be yeah, exactly. But, man, oh, man, everyone cannot wait for the sequel and im just so all right, good. I want you to come back so we can talk about this. Okay. Jimmy how is your husband . Courtney b. Vance. Hes doing great. Jimmy one of my faves of all time he says hello to you. His birthday is tomorrow jimmy oh, how old . 60 jimmy is he 60 60 jimmy he looks fantastic are you doing anything big anything giant for courtney . You know, hes hard to top because hes such a planner and im so not im more spontaneous so, i got to come up with something. Maybe you have some ideas for me jimmy what did he do for you . Did he well, he gave me a party and wonderful people were there. Snoop was there. I danced with him. He danced with everyone. Jimmy what among other things. Jimmy like, oh my gosh he oh, yeah [ laughter ] yeah, when you invite him, he comes hes almost like oh he brought the love. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah and the joy and the joy. Jimmy and the joy as well, yeah and the peace, right. John legend surprised me jimmy what this is unbelievable came and sang happy birthday. Jimmy hes booked oh, yeah. Courtney does it jimmy come on. He knows how to do it. He does jimmy we got to talk about this because im very excited about this you are going to be a wax figure in Madame Tussauds wax museum that is a giant deal [ cheers and applause how do you feel . How do you feel . Im thrilled. I couldnt believe it. I got a call and they said, we wanted to make turn you into a dummy. [ laughter ] people wanna see it. Jimmy you go, finally. That would be great because i never thought about that you know, of course you think of, you know, an oscar, an emmy, that sort of thing but you never think, you know, i want to be turned into a wax figure but it was exciting. Jimmy and how was the what is the process . It wasnt as bad as i thought it would be. I thought they were going to encase me in something, you know, with straws out of your nose to breathe. And that it was gonna be very claustrophobic so i was a little frightened about that because ive done that before. For movies and its like, where are you . Where are you . Dont leave me dont leave me jimmy yeah except you cant move your lips its like [ light laughter ] how long 15 minutes feels like two days. But it actually wasnt that bad. You know, it was almost like motion capture when they do, you know, you know jimmy cgi and all that they put the dots on your face they measure from cheek to ear and eye to eye and ear to ear and chin to this and they do your hands they put you on sort of like a a lazy susan and turn you around you have to hold your pose, you know [ light laughter ] as they turn you around and click, click, click, click, click. Jimmy what pose did you go with, because thats a big deal i sort of went for sort of like a oh, oh jimmy oh, oh, yeah [ cheers and applause thats a beautiful Something Like that you know, because people are going to come up and do things to you, so jimmy they do. [ laughter ] you know. You dont want them doing crazy things to you. Jimmy i mean nice things, yeah theyll be posing with you you cant do that. But you have to make sure it looks just like you. I know that basically live forever so jimmy if youve ever gone if you havent gone, you should go its amazing every single one is amazing. I remember just staring at ghandi for, like, 25 minutes [ light laughter ] wow, thats what ghandi behind his ear looks like. You know, its like amazing. But the eyes are, like, i dont know, theyre made of, like, amazing type of marbles or diamonds marbles, yeah i remember doing they said, these were Whitney Houstons eyes. I was like, really . Jimmy oh my gosh [ laughter ] are you kidding . Its amazing, right . What they do because you gotta be careful because if they mess it up i gave them a directive i was like, please, please dont mess me up. Jimmy let me just show you a few wax figures that weve seen throughout our show very interesting you guys like zac efron . [ cheers and applause check out zacs wax figure there he is. [ light laughter ] [ audience oohs that no thats him jimmy thats zacs thats a wax . Jimmy that is just not even i dont know who that is [ laughter ] but thats supposed to be you know whoever he is jimmy you know idris elba . I do. Jimmy they made a [ cheers ] they made a doll they made a doll this is so when you see this, youll be like, oh, my god. Is that a photo of idris . [ laughter ] hey jimmy looks like montel williams. Not good. He does. Jimmy it does, right doesnt look like idris at all anyways, thats why im saying be careful the last one hes so skinny. Jimmy that made me laugh was lucielle ball. Legend they made a bronze statue of lucielle ball and shes one of my heroes. Absolutely. Jimmy yeah and you dont wanna here it is. One funny lady. Jimmy this is a statue of lucielle ball. Weve seen her for years. Jimmy yes. [ audience oohs and they got it so wrong [ fog horn ] that is the worst. Jimmy i know they had to fix it they had to fix it it actually look at the eyes theyre bug eyed jimmy the whole thing is insane the teeth i kept my mouth closed i dont want them messing up teeth. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah madame tussaud, do not mess this they will mess up teeth jimmy beautiful face up. Please can you tell me quickly the story about meeting lizzo . Oh, yes i was just up for an naacp image award. Jimmy yeah congrats on that thank you [ cheers and applause and she thank you she and i were she, i and a a few other folk were up for entertainer of the year. You know, so incredible people but she, you know, tops them all. Shes had an incredible year i was like, ah, lizzos getting that lizzo is getting that all day, every day and twice on sunday. Shes getting it. I vote for lizzo if i vote and so i get there i asked a friend of mine, you know, shes going to be there. Im so excited im going because i want to see lizzo. And he said, no, shes not going to be there. Shes gonna be in japan performing. I was like okay so im on the carpet talking to one of the reporters and hes like, oh, yes, congratulations. You are here you are up with lizzo and there she is i was like, what this interview is over [ laughter ] jimmy and you went to say hi to her. I was like and so she came up we embraced. Jimmy; we actually have a a photo of you doing that, seeing her for the first time. You are like oh, yes jimmy oh [ laughter ] youre like, hi, we gotta talk. And you got to hang out with her . Yeah. Oh, yes. Jimmy theres you and her. Shes a delight and a couple hours before that, my daughter and i were just singing her song in the car, you know, top of our lungs jimmy shes cool shes the coolest kid in school its phenomenal. Shes the best. Jimmy lets talk about 911. This is season three season three. Jimmy and youre phenomenal in it. [ cheers and applause congratulations. Im so happy its back who is it . Its ryan murphy and ryan murphy, brad falchuk jimmy brad falchuk tim minear. Jimmy tim good. These are heavy hitters. Its a great show. Do you have to do do you meet other officers and then i have met. Matt had sat down and talked to them and how often do you pull your gun do you have to pull your have you shot anyone . You know jimmy yeah, ask all the questions. You know, because when i went to the firing range to learn how to do this jimmy really yeah. My eyes were closed. Like, oh, this jerks. It smells. Its loud. Jimmy you got to get used to all that. Yeah. Jimmy you pull it off. Its phenomenal. I want to show everyone a clip here heres Angela Bassett in 911. Take a look. You called in a gunshot wound . Yes female, early 50s, came in complaining about headaches and some disorientation. Now, given the scar tissue, im going to estimate this bullet has been there for two, maybe three months wait. This is an old gunshot wound yes why wasnt it reported the day it happened . Because that woman didnt even know she had been shot. Not until today. [ cheers and applause jimmy Angela Bassett 911 airs mondays at 8 00 p. M. On fox happy birthday courtney well be right back with standup from isabel hagen stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause we do it every night. Every night. I live alone, but i still do it every night. Right after dinner. Definitely after meatloaf. Like clockwork. Do it run your dishwasher every night with cascade platinum. A load with as few as 8 dishes, is all it takes to save water. An Energy Star Certified dishwasher uses less than four gallons per cycle. 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Than i went to julliard i played the viola [ cheers and applause if you dont know what a viola is, ill tell you. Its like a violin but a little bigger and nobody cares. [ light laughter ] [ laughter ] i like telling people i went to julliard because they act impressed, and then i act modest [ light laughter ] and i love that. [ light laughter ] theyre like, whoa, julliard. Im like, eh, its nothing. Theyre like, wow, humble and talented. Im like, yes [ laughter ] i am perfect. [ laughter ] its annoying when sometimes someone hasnt heard of julliard [ light laughter ] because then i just have to politely explain to them that its a big deal. [ laughter ] theyre like, oh, whats julliard . Im like, oh, its just, you know, one of the best music schools. Theyre like, oh, music oh, my niece plays violin. Im like, yeah, she wouldnt get in. [ laughter and applause when i was nine, i went to soccer camp, and that was a nightmare because i was bad at sports. And i knew i was particularly bad, because at the camp, everyone would call me a good sport. [ light laughter ] thats where you just are so used to losing and it gets mistaken for a good attitude [ laughter ] i was like, well, we lost again. The coach is like, this kid gets it. [ laughter ] but im competitive. And i like being called a good anything so good sport, i was like, all right. I will be the best sport. [ laughter ] and at the end of the summer, they gave out these awards and they announced the sportsmanship award. And i was fully expecting to get this, and i didnt some other loser did [ laughter ] apparently this quiet girl named jenny had been muttering good game, the whole summer. [ laughter ] i went up to her after i was like, hey, congratulations. She was like, you should have gotten it. I was like, oh, youre good, jenny. [ laughter and applause i was with my friend recently and she said something kind of weird to me. She was like, isabel, you have resting sad face. I was like, oh, no. Its active. [ laughter ] i dont smile a lot in my every day life i have kind of a goofy smile i get selfconscious but i still wanna get that cat call, like, hey, baby, smile. Okay theyre like, never mind. [ laughter ] i have been sad. I recently went through a breakup and im scared to fall in love again now because heres what i learned about love, all right. Love is the only thing that when you lose it, you doubt it ever existed in the first place. No one ever loses their keys and theyre like, well, maybe there were any keys. I dont even know. [ laughter and applause maybe i have just been letting myself in with lies. [ laughter ] i have been trying to get out of the house more. I was at a coffee shop recently, and i saw a mother with her baby. And i went up to them, and i was like, excuse me shes so cute. And the mom said, thank you, taking the compliment for the baby [ laughter ] that made me think i wish i had my mom with me to take all the compliments i receive in public today. [ light laughter ] that would be nice some guy walks by me, hes like, damn, shes sexy. My moms like, thank you. Isabel, the nice man wants to bang you say thank you. [ laughter ] i love my mom. I do we have a good relationship. My mom recently informed me that i breastfed til i was three. I was like, yeah, mom, i remember [ laughter and applause i was in preschool, yes. Kids will be like, you wanna trade lunches . I was like, my mom just left. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thank you. Im isabel hagen [ cheers and applause jimmy isabel hagen, oh, my goodness [ cheers and applause for more go to isabelhagen. Com well be right back, everybody [ cheers and applause shouldnt you pay less when you use less data . Now you can. Because Xfinity Mobile gives you more flexible data. 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And because a new law requires californians to have Health Coverage or pay a penalty, covered california has made it easier to get financial help, but you gotta sign up by april 30th. Visit coveredca. Com or call to enroll today. [ cheers and applause jimmy my thanks to senator Bernie Sanders, Angela Bassett, isabel hagen, once again that was fantastic [ cheers and applause thank you, isabel. And the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight nick offerman, from better call saul, actor michael mando, music from d smoke, featuring the 8g band with Steve Ferrone [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening, im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause thats great to hear in that case, lets get to the news after yesterdays primaries,
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