Hi, everybody. I want to thank everyone for tuning in to our show and for staying inside or in their area thats youre doing the right thing. [ applause ] and to all my fellow new yorkers, i got to say, im so proud of you for staying inside and wearing a mask and just doing the right thing. A lot of people are watching us a lot of people are watching new york to see what we do and so you really are setting the bar. So thank you so much for that. Um yeah its thursday. So thats closer to friday right . Its basically friday. So lets lets lets make some jokes and comedy. [ laughter ] we in the house come on steve tonight, join jimmy and his guests vince vaughn, gigi hadid, musical guest maluma, and the legendary roots crew its the tonight show at home edition. We in the house yall and now, heres jimmy. Jimmy hey, guys, welcome to tonight show at home edition well, you guys, today is National Honesty day, which means, tomorrow is national hey, im sorry about what i said yesterday i didnt mean it this is exciting dr. Fauci said the u. S. Government could have a a Coronavirus Vaccine ready by january so, good news. Well be free to go out the exact moment we get snowed in. Some Business News on monday, macys plans on reopening 68 of their stores and theyre gonna limit how many customers walk in the same way they always have, by putting a perfume sprayer at every entrance would you like a would you i saw that chickfila is going to start selling athome meal kits chickfila said, the only catch is, if you cook it on sunday, youre going to hell. See, theyre not open on sunday this is fun. I read that Haribo Gummies is celebrating their 100 Year Anniversary with a bag that includes gummies from all over the world. People say all the gummies are good, but the ones from amsterdam are amazing. In an instagram post, Britney Spears said that she accidently burned down her home gym. Yeah, she said it was an accident, but people are suspicious, because today she released her new single oops, i did it for the insurance money. [ light laughter ] listen to this a city in sweden dumped over 2,000 pounds of chicken manure in its main park to keep residents from gathering there mean while, locals are like, or you could have just put up a sign. I guess you went with the chicken manure route i read about a guy in georgia who is trying to set a world record by having the biggest Lego Star Wars collection. It was a fun idea until his family was like, you did what with our stimulus check . [ flushing ] [ laughter ] i mean, thats no sound effect a flushing sound effect after the joke [ laughter ] right after the joke you did what with our stimulus check . [ laughter ] okay a woman who got a Lottery Ticket from her daughter as an early mothers day gift [ laughter ] [ imitates flushing a woman who got a Lottery Ticket from her daughter as an early mothers day gift won over a Million Dollars meanwhile, her son was standing there with a card and a painted rock, like, you gotta be kidding me. That was my gift to my mom always, a painted rock with crayon and it was a good gift no one else no one else was giving out those rocks and she saved them there was like a drawer full of rocks with crayons on them [ light laughter ] and finally, i saw that the fda told manufacturers to make sure its Hand Sanitizer taste worse, so people dont accidently drink it well, ithelp people stay safe check out this commercial i just saw its important to stay safe, which is why were releasing a a whole new line of unappetizing purell flavors, such as spin class bike seat, taco bell bathroom, electrical fire, salami burp, summer petting zoo, that incense people use to cover up the pot smell, but then it just mixes with it to create a whole new smell thats like incense pot, and of course egg. So remember, these arent for eating, theyre just for rubbing all over your hands. Jimmy hey, thats our monologue everybody. Thank you very much. What a show we a have tonight. Gosh, hes funny, hes a great actor. I just love the guy, i miss him. Vince vaughn is on our show tonight. Uso is his charity that hes going with and thats a Great Organization weve both done stuff for uso. And thats cool. Its fun to catch up with vince. Hes a very funny guy. Also gigi hadid is on the show tonight. Were going to talk. Shes an expecting mother right now. Im so excited [ applause ] to see her and talk to her about whats happening and she must be so happy and over the moon. We love her. Here is her charity is feedingamerica. Org tonightshow there. And music, we have maluma who is just awesome. Yesterday talking to him, hes going to perform for us tonight. And that will be super fun thank you, maluma. Guys, have to mention our friends at salesforce. Thank you so much. If you text meals to 80100, they will match up to 250,000 up until june 1st so keep going, keep going, keep going. Thank you so much. Its so easy to just text meals to 80100 thank you for doing that all the money goes to world central kitchen. And thank you salesforce for doing that big step up. Hash tags jimmy it is now time for hashtags. This is a game that i play with you guys every tuesday, ill send out a a topic or something on the socials. And ill say, hey this one is quarantineabook so, you get a book title and make it somehow about the quarantine well we did that, it was the number one trend in the United States so, thank you so much for doing that and playing along with us we do it every single week so, thank you so much. Man oh, man, some funny choices out there. I think i did big little lysol was my hashtag. But anyways, you guys top me definitely so, lets go through some hashtags on quarantine a book. This ones from carrerasherry she said, oh, the places you cant go. [ light laughter ] this ones from trivworks they said, are you there god . Unmute yourself. [ laughter ] youre on mute youre youre on youre on mute write it down. This one from wordsgirl she said, james and the giant bleach. [ laughter ] dont eat bleach, everyone this ones from gumgummerson. Oh, we love gum gummerson. Thank you, gum gum gummerson, he said, the toilet paper is gone, girl. [ light laughter ] toilet paper is gone girl. That was a great book. Wasnt that fun to read . So good jimmy whipped through that book like it was couldnt wait to jump back in that was a great book. This ones from ryanbartholome. I know that. He said, harry potter and the order of the amazon. [ laughter ] this ones from jacks she said, charlottes web md. Thats a good book sad, sad ending. But its the circle of life. This ones from ericajuarez71 she said, eat, pray, then eat again. [ laughter ] this ones from stillyospaghettios. He said, the call of the child. I know that call this last one is from our buddy, padmalakshmi padma, thank you for playing the game im watching top chef l. A. And loving it, loving you. Youre awesome so, thank you for everything youre doing thank you for playing our game as well. cause it helps us, i love it. Padma said, jane eyer you going to finish those chips . [ laughter ] hey jane, eyere you gonna finish those chips [ laughter ] padma, i love it i love you youre awesome jimmy hey, guys, with quarantine happening, ive been talking to everyone i can possibly talk to in the house. My wife is nodding anyone i can talk to, but im also facetiming and skyping and zooming. But turns out not just me, also my dog is doing it take a look. Oh, good chat with you, bud i love you [ ringing jeremy gary . My lizard oh, gary, i miss you, dog oh, what is going on . Its been forever. Oh, no, no, whatever is going on is insane i dont know what day it is. I dont change my colors anymore. I havent shed my skin in literally weeks. I know, right i mean i always wish they were home more often, but this is crazy. I feel like i pissed off a a genie or something [ laughter ] thats funny, i think im dumb apparently, my brains the size of a basketball. Well, basketballs are big, jeremy see, dumb i cant keep my balls straight oh, and they put me in this show thats cool, right . Its embarrassing look at gary, the silly monkey dog. Isnt it funny we gave her a mans name im a freakin bearded dragon named jeremy. I should be called something fierce like viper or firestorm queen dragasaurus. Jeremy sounds like a guy from hr no one wants to talk to at a holiday party. You know what, jer . How about it you and me, we bust out of here bust out . You sneak out of your house i sneak out of mine. And we get the hell out of here and finally start the band the first bearded dragon golden retriever metal band ever rabid dragons jer oh, shoot, hold on. Jer, where are you . Shes coming. How did you get over here gary, ill talk to you later. Okay i got to go. Shes putting me back in that invisible box thing. I love you, jeremy. Ill see you soon again, i promise. Ah, people were just toys to them. Well, the next time i see that woman, im going to give her a a piece of my gary . Hi, honey. Oh, my god, its you. I know you, i love you i love everything i recognize. Whos a good girl i am, im the best girl did you see me on the show huh . Did you, did you yay everything is new again jimmy my thanks to gary who sounds a little bit like my pal Drew Barrymore and of course jeremy who sounds a little bit like my Pal Cameron Diaz ah, whatever it was great to hear from both of those animals well be right back with more tonight show. Just stand there so i can take a picture. Then, thats it. Just stand there, and then i can just take the picture. Just stand there, and then i can take the picture just stand there a minute. Ill take the picture. Just stand there, and i can take the picture just stand there, and i can take the picture just stand there, and ill take the picture. Its not about the dress. 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I dont know how long vince has been talking oh, crap, vince you know, thats hands down jimmy yeah the most important thing to think about during this time jimmy yeah, its true. I mean, dude, hundo p, my man. Otherwise its just trucks and apples in the end, am i right . Jimmy trucks and apples, what the hell did i miss get it together, jimmy are trucks like the country, and apples are the people . Or is the country a thing were in or are the apples the people Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy . Jimmy jimmy vince. Jimmy, are you listening . Jimmy yeah, totally. So hard. I mean, i think whats so impressive is that i crafted a dense and brilliant metaphor about the state of our country and he wasnt even listening. Eh, maybe it wasnt that brilliant. Maybe trucks arent the internet at all. And the apples are oranges is this how i always talk . I need to listen to myself now im not listening to either of us . Jimmy at least 12. Vince . Yeah, i completely agree jimmy right, will, the thing is what am i even saying . No wonder he wasnt listening. Who cares how many oreos i eat when i quote, have it my way, unquote. He said something hilarious and brilliant and i was off thinking about what was i even thinking about . Jimmy trust me, it wasnt that brilliant i was in my head worried about what you were thinking of me wait, you can hear me jimmy wait, my thoughts can hear your thoughts dude, this is so cool. How are you, man wow im okay you know just, you know, being thoughts in a clowns head jimmy me, too. Not a great time to be someones thoughts, am i right too much time for it. Look at these two just staring off into nothing jimmy oh, man, how long have they been sitting there like that . Who knows we should probably get back. I feel bad jimmy whoa jimmy jimmy vince . Yeah well, vince vaughn, everybody. Well be right back with more vince vaughn and the tonight show. Next time we do this by ourselves. Here, here. 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It was good just, you know, kind of a regular day. Just out going out, highfives in the neighbors, kissing babies, getting in close [ laughter ] and hugging some local seniors you know jimmy no trying to spread some cheer jimmy no, no, you cant do that you gotta stay in. No. [ laughter ] jimmy are you a are you a good teacher are you learning what are you doing with that its been okay. I dont know you have a a fulltime job while youre homeschooling. I mean, youre, like, just inundated, right jimmy days are weirdly, the day goes by fast for some reason im not going to lie all of a sudden, its 4 00 and im like, wait, what happened . But youre almost like little house on the prairie. [ laughter ] like the old days. You got a whole days work plus youre in charge of schooling. Jimmy am i pa or am i almanzo . I dont know, but youre like a settler for sure, right youre getting your work done but then you gotta jimmy yeah gotta learn you gotta learn the kids in between work jimmy im kind of getting used to the routine a little bit, though, to be honest. I i understand what i have to do and what has to be done. And then, i kind of get the rhythm of the day even when you know, we have the weekends off, when i come back to work on monday, im a little rusty. Have you shown them any old movies jimmy you know, they they got into a giant wizard of oz thing and do they ever dress up as the characters jimmy oh, yes. Oh, you know what my kids jimmy theyre really my kids, too. Jimmy are you dressing up . Yeah. My son was wanted to watch little rascals. So i was like, oh, the old black white i liked the little rascals, the tv show, but he wanted to watch the new one, which i hadnt seen jimmy oh, yeah but then he got obsessed. He always does this. He got obsessed and had my wife do his hair like alfalfa, which was a challenge to get it to stick up the whole time. You know what i mean and he wanted it straight up for the day, full on be the hise sports coat and bowtie and got freckles so cool. But then when we take the neighborhood walk, its a little hot out and i say, why dont you go, like, in a tee shirt or something and we can do alfalfa when you get back. And thats not thats not negotiable jimmy so you had to walk around so im Walking Around im Walking Around with alfalfa and the whole neighborhood was kind of looking at me [ laughter ] jimmy i love hes into alfalfa. Thats awesome, man. So funny. Jimmy thats really funny. You had a did you finish a movie that was supposed to come out or what it was i dont know when its yes, i did a movie with blumhouse. Its like a Horror Comedy body switch movie with Kathryn Newton its funny and its its chris landon who did happy death day and a lot of the paranormal movies but i dont when they come out now, because well see it was supposed to come out, i think, at the end of the year, but, you know, well have to see how they figure everything out. Jimmy yeah ugh, gosh, that must be a bummer i mean, on the one hand, its good that you got the whole thing done i know a lot of people didnt even finish their movies or shows they were working on yeah, for sure. For sure jimmy at least they have it i think, too, its like, you know, just people just with, kind of like, you know, a mom and pop or something its got to be really challenging. You know, they work so hard to get to a place to have something and this has to be really tough jimmy its unbelievable. Its unbelievable. And i you know, im hoping for an end to it soon, but just a baby step. A good safe safe landing. Jimmy yeah a soon, safe landing would be great jimmy thats exactly what for sure. Jimmy thats what im hoping for i think were going to get there. You know, i think theres smart enough people. I mean, in new york, you know, theres a lot of people. I think theyve been doing so great, because you know new york city, you cant tell new yorkers what to do no. Jimmy you go, hey, dont walk there. And they go, oh, oh, really . And then its like, all right i didnt i dont want to start a fight. But i mean, theyve been great for the most part. You know yes jimmy its just been testing. And ooh, its like all you need to see is one of those videos of a nurse walk in to work cant do it. Totally jimmy its like totally jimmy you lose it. You go, thats what its all about. I had a weird thing i had a weird thing early on it was week one, and youre kind of getting all the information. And i took my kids and my dog for a walk in the neighborhood and theres a lovely lady thats an older lady and you know, older anyone whos 15 years older than you are seems old. Like when youre 10, if somebodys 25, youre like, that guys old. Right . [ laughter ] youre 30 and the guys 45, youre like, what an old guy. But this ladys really up there. Shes in amazing shape, but shes, like, really old, like, an older lady. And shes great. She does her own stuff but she lives by herself so i always say hi to her and friendly so i saw her, itd only been just over a week and im with the kids and she comes up with a lot of excitement with her hand out towards my dog to give the dog a pet. And im runnin the im runnin the choices, im like, do i say dont touch the pooch . You know, get your hands off the dog . Or are you like, this poor ladys been locked up in her house. She hasnt had anything living to come in contact with. Jimmy yeah what would you have done . Jimmy yeah, i mean then your dog becomes one of those other dogs those those what do you do in that . Would you have done . Jimmy oh, gosh i would see if im doing that and she goes in this is when it first started it was like eight days in, a little after a week so you knew at this point jimmy i would have let her pet the dog. So i i wanted to say stop but i just couldnt. So i kind of hated myself while she rubbed the dog you know, she was rubbing the dog, and im sitting there thinking, what do i do . Do i bathe the dog what do i do with the dog . Jimmy get rid of it does the dog spend a week in the garage by itself jimmy tell her [ talking over each other jimmy tell her its her dog now. Shes all by herself. Shes in the house and so i was like, maybe jimmy tell her its her dog now. Its good she got to pet him. Jimmy say, look, you touched my dog its your dog now. Be careful what you wish for, crabby like a like a store owner . You touched it, you buy it jimmy yeah yeah make her raise your dog. Stop touching everything you want everything so much . I hope your Bank Accounts fat because someones buying dog food for the next month. Jimmy you know what i was thinking about i was walking the dog and im on one side of the street and theres a jogger coming at me. Now who has the rightofway thats a confusing moment jimmy who moves . Whos on the right side of the road are you on the right side of the road jimmy i got to be honest, i walk on the wrong side of the road because i like it better that way gotcha. cause you can see the cars coming jimmy exactly. So maybe in that scenario, perhaps, he has the rightofway how was it resolved is what im interested in. This is a game of this is a a game of quarantine chicken and im fascinated by how its resolved jimmy he was coming at me in his army tshirt, his chest was going up and down in his army tshirt, and i could just tell that he had one of those faces that, like, he is not nice he didnt have a friendly face, like, i got this, dude. I see youre with the dog. Dog doesnt know whats going on. So i switched. Yeah. So he was proud of the way he looked and the fact he was doing it and he was using it on you. Jimmy yeah like, look at me, im in great shape [ laughter ] jimmy yeah vince, every time anyone were lucky to have anyone come on our show. We ask if theres a charity they want to spotlight or something that they want to highlight or something theyre working with and you chose a Great Organization uso yes jimmy dot org. Yes jimmy i love the uso have youve done stuff with uso . For how long i have. You have as well, right . Jimmy mmhmm yes jimmy i used to do standup years ago. Ive done a lot i normally never talk too much with the stuff that i do, but the uso ive done throughout the years. Ive gone, you know, to different places and done stuff. And they do a great job of supporting the troops and bringing entertainment and that kind of thing. Jimmy buddy, i love you. I cant wait to see you in person great to see you, my friend jimmy this means a lot to me thank you so much. Hey, it means a lot to me always great to see you brother. Jimmy love you, dude more of the tonight show when we come back we come back we are running our covid19 Technology Response on teams. Teams has given us the possibility to continue to innovate. To continue business, and to react and to decide action. Bringing up video visits and accomplishing 14,000 visits in a matter of a few weeks. Loreal since the first day has decided to convert its facilities to produce Hand Sanitizer. I can bring them in, i can actually share my screen and show the xrays. 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Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. Jimmy she is one of the coolest kids in school we love it every time she comes on the show. Usually we eat a hamburger together but we wont be doing that tonight. But well be talking about her and all the great news she has shes supporting feedingamerica. Org, among all the other charities shes supporting but we love her. Heres gigi hadid. Jimmy gigi hadid, i love you so much. Welcome. Hi, jimmy love you thank you. Jimmy thank you so much for doing our show and i got to say congratulations on expecting a a baby this is the best news ever thank you so much obviously, you know, we wish we could have announced it on our own terms but were very excited and happy and grateful for everyones well wishes and support. So thank you jimmy its the best news that you could ever have in the entire world, even in this crazy world where any news is kind of good news. Your news was great news yeah, no, its definitely not bad news and so were happy now to be able to be excited jimmy it was a ray of sunshine we all needed and so im so happy. I will tell you this everyone always will tons of people will give you advice and stuff like that. And they like, oh, they grow up so fast, enjoy it. And i dont want to be that person because they are kind of right. So just but dont overdo it but just be present for every part of it yeah, no, im trying. And, like, especially during this time, its nice its a a nice, Silver Lining to be able to, like, be home and together and like, really experience it day by day, so jimmy congrats to zayn, too. And tell him if you guys need anything, call uncle jimmy ill make sure you guys are taken care of. We will youre the best, uncle jimmy jimmy happy birthday by the way. That was last week yeah. 25 it was dope. Jimmy i saw some instagram photos of you. And it looked like fun was it a giant bagel involved or something yes, so we did, like, a a Breakfast Party of, like, a few people and then a dinner party with the same few people. So we tried to, like, make it a day. But yeah, in the morning my family brought out an everything bagel cake which already blew my mind, because my craving has been everything bagels i eat an everything bagel a day. And so i was already, like, so excited that my birthday cake was an everything bagel. Jimmy thats awesome but then i found out that buddy, the cake boss made my cake jimmy wait, that was a a cake yes, yes. Jimmy i thought it was a a giant bagel. No it was actually the cake it was marble cake with chocolate butter cream i mean, chocolate chip butter cream inside it was my favorite jimmy cake boss is a a genius cake boss like, i can do the whole, like, welcome to carlos bakery every month thousands of cakes and pastries goes out these doors. [ laughter ] heres the crew mia familia. [ laughter ] were going to take this bakery to the top they call me buddy im the boss. Like, i would binge him. I love him and i dont know if it was, like, my hormones right now or, like, just like, just like, quarantine emotionalness i cried every five minutes for, like, an hour. Every time i thought about that buddy made my cake i couldnt stop crying jimmy bagel cake made you cry. Of happiness. I was just so, like, honored that he would, like, make me a a cake during quarantine jimmy thats super cool. Like, i was just jimmy he is like a a magician, though, that guy hes amazing oh, i didnt know that i didnt know you love everything bagels. Thats my jam, too yeah, and ive been i get, like theres not really delivery around here im at the farm. But theres a really good bagel place nearby so, like, every two weeks ive gotten, like, a dozen bagels, cut them in half and frozen them and if you do that then theyre, like, perfectly fresh jimmy genius a genius move. I do that with pizza i freeze i get a pizza. And i put them in individual i wrap them and then freeze them and then if i ever feel like a a slice, they taste just as great. Im good at the reheating. How is i saw that youve been doing photo shoots while quarantined. That must be an interesting thing. It kind of started, like, the first week we in it. I was already getting calls like, hey, these magazines want you to shoot yourself at home. And some, like, have been set like, i did one for italian vogue where they sent a chanel look. And then i had i kind of made it, like, a fun, fantasy. Obviously, i dont play mario cart wearing chanel i made it like a quarantine fantasy scene where i jimmy thats genius. Brilliant. I filled a chanel bag with goldfish and, like, made it look like thats how i play mario cart. But then, like, american vogue wanted it to have like, a more, like, clothes that were more meaningful or told a story. And its funny, because, like, you know, you your wife has been, like, your cameraman or you find ways to do it at home and my friend leah, who has been quarantined with us from the beginning, because she was working in new york when quarantine when it happened jimmy yeah so she just stayed with us. And shes like the photographer so she got, like, a really easy fast route to, like, photography stardom and now has two vogue shoots under her belt jimmy oh, my goodness. Lucky, wow, wow, wow does she have any idea what shes doing, or no no, but she thinks that, like, you know shes like, i dont know whats so hard about this for successful photographers. You know shes still jimmy oh, my gosh. I dont even really have that much time for video games. Although ive tried a little animal crossing. I stick with my mario games, mario cart, mario oh, the original like super mario bros that i used to play on my gameboys jimmy yeah they had thats why zayn originally got me the Nintendo Switch cause they have that, the Old School Nintendo games. Jimmy i heard youre in some tennis tournament im going to play a mario tennis Charity Tournament and my doubles partner is Serena Williams who is such a great friend and im her biggest fan. Ive watched her play so much. As a fan jimmy what and were going to play doubles together jimmy oh, my god sunday, facebook live, this is a major thing. Were really excited. And ive been practicing a lot because if anyones more competitive than me, its serena and, like, i cannot like, lose our friendship over ,like you know, what i mean . So wnger i was like, im starting. And, you know, the first night i didnt know if we were playing the controller version or swing mode they call it, where you actually swing the thing. Jimmy yeah were playing controller version. But the first night i played i practiced on swing mode and fully pulled my entire arm i was training so hard i was like, serena im all for this. Like, the next day i couldnt lift my arm. I couldnt do anything jimmy yeah, i remember i broke a sweat playing that do you have your favorite character . Or do you just go with what are you going to go with i feel like serena, just knowing her, and i might be totally wrong, but off the court, shes very girly and, you know, like, loves, like, a a tutu moment. So i feel like she might be a princess and i kind of go with my mood of the day jimmy yeah which is usually, like, bowser in the helicopter jimmy im bowser all the time but, like, i dont know sometimes im, like sometimes im princess peach in the cat suit sometimes im, like, yoshi so jimmy yeah just, well see how i feel that day jimmy hey, everyone that comes on our show, we ask them if they can please spotlight a a charity or something theyre working with i know you throughout the years now. And i know how many things you work with. You do so much stuff for so Many Charities so first of all, thank you for doing our show and second of all, thank you for highlighting feeding america. Yes, feeding america. And also i should say that im playing the tennis tournament live on facebook for feeding america. So every player gets 25,000 donated to their charity. But, if we win, a Million Dollars will go to our charities. Jimmy a Million Dollars. A million freakin dollars. Jimmy come on, you got to win this for feeding America Jimmy i love you and i miss you and i miss eating burgers together i know. Oh, and i was going to i was going to, like, do a little barbecue and make us a burger for today. But then it started raining. And it was windy and my neighbor was mowing the lawn and i was like, sir, im on jimmy today. Do you will you be done this afternoon . Hes like, shut up im joking but i did call umami burger and asked them to send a hundred burgers from us to the nyu Health Center for the front line workers and theyll get them tonight so from you and me, were not eating burgers together, but some Amazing Health care workers, front line workers that really deserve it will eat burgers in our spirit. Jimmy you are so cool and so youre going to freak out right now. Im not kidding. Youre going to freak out. What . Jimmy i was going to surprise you with because i knew that we couldnt have burgers together what . 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