Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Bryan Cranston julia garner musical guest, surfaces. And featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hey you guys hey thank you very much, everybody thank you so much for tuning in welcome to the tonight show. My name is jimmy fallon. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, this weekend in between rounds of golf at his private country club in new jersey, President Trump decided to take coronavirus Financial Aid into his own hands. Listen to this President Trump spent the weekend at his golf resort in new jersey he signed a series of executive orders billed as an end run ar just so were all clear, during a historic pandemic that has crippled the economy, the president of the United States signed four executive orders to help the unemployed from his private country club even Marie Antoinette was like, come on, man, read the room. I mean this is seriously, its not a great look when youre talking about mass unemployment and a waiter passes by, like, crab puff . [ light laughter ] next, trump plans to unveil a new stimulus bill from a a sauna in maralago. [ laughter ] im pretty sure this is the first time in history an executive order was signed with a tiny golf pencil [ laughter ]e executive orders started with, from the creators of the president s Coronavirus Response plan. Yeah, trump conducted a lot of president ial business from his private country club this weekend. He even held a press conference with some club members in attendance im sure they all wore masks and watched from a distance to ensure trumps safety. Can we see a photo [ laughter ] well, perfect. cause if theres any barrier the virus cant penetrate, its loosely arranged bamboo chairs [ laughter ] they all look like theyre modeling j. Crews new dad paunch collection. [ laughter ] trump was like, wow, what a a diverse crowd we have here today. Theres rich white guys in polos of every color. [ laughter ] meanwhile, these guys are like, this is crazy one minute im back taking a a leak behind the 15th hole, next im witnessing a president ial press conference well its not just the coronavirus taking up trumps time there are other issues hes dealing with of course, im talking about a a new report that said trump asked about adding his face to mt. Rushmore yeah, apparently trump said it was his dream to have his face added. Yeah, thats sort of like dr. Fauci saying its his dream to play center for the Los Angeles Lakers [ laughter ] turns out a fifth president cant be added to mt. Rushmore, because the rocks around it are unstable actually, the more i think about it, having something unstable means hes already a part of mt. Rushmore, yeah trump was like, if mt. Rushmore doesnt work, you can carve my face into one of the mountains at the beautiful Yosemite National park. [ laughter ] i think trumps wasting his time with mt. Rushmore if he wants something carved into rock that looks like him, the orange hue of the grand canyon is a much better option well get this, a jeweler says hes making the worlds most expensive face mask, encrusted with gold and diamonds, at the price of 1. 5 million. Take a look at this. This is real yeah its perfect if you want both pro and antimask people to hate you [ laughter ] meanwhile, i feel like an idiot, because i just spent a Million Dollars on a face mask made of crystals, and now it looks cheap well, maybe the mask is a great idea though. Its a great way to tell everyone, im smart about health, but dumb about everything else. Lets get to some Entertainment News well guys, yesterday was the start of shark week on discovery channel. Whoo jimmy yeah i hate to be a downer, but sharks are way down the list of scary things right now for me. I mean, seriously, right now walking into a cvs is scarier than shark week. [ laughter ] im not kidding. At this point, its safer to swim around the atlantic dressed like a seal, than it is to go to applebees. The only thing scarier than a school of sharks is a school [ laughter ] nice jimmy ah, things are so crazy, sharks are now looking at the crowded beaches like, it is not safe out there. [ laughter ] well finally, i saw that 7eleven is introducing a new line of neverfrozen pastries, baked fresh in Stores Nationally yep. Now their goods are freshly baked, just like the kid working behind the counter [ laughter ] meanwhile, the taquitos on the rotating grill are like, oh, you think youre better than me . [ laughter ] yep, fresh pastries and burned coffee theyre just one rubbery egg away from being starbucks. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight, everybody hes in the new disney plus film, the one and only ivan, Bryan Cranston is here [ scattered applause ] hes the best. Yep jimmy hes such a good dude man, i love that guy i always have fun with him plus, from ozark on netflix really, no spoiler really where you at now . Jimmy episode three. Episode three like season 1, still jimmy yeah come on, man. Jimmy no, no man what else you got going on . Jimmy no, i well, im milking this i dont want to see i dont want it to end i love it. Its so excellent, man. Jimmy it is really no, im on episode three ive been on it for a month. Episode three. [ laughter ] the kids come in and i got to pause it and stuff right jimmy yeah, but dude theyre great. Every one is fantastic just you wait jimmy really just you wait jimmy really just you wait jimmy yeah, everyone around here keeps going like, its real dark, man. I go, yeah, its not really its darkish now. Nah jimmy really trust me. Jimmy really oooh, well, uh, julia garner is on the show. Nice [ applause ] jimmy i mean, wow. She is fantastic as well everybody is fantastic uh, and we have great, great music. Their latest song has over 1. 6 billion global streams theyre going to perform the song here tonight. Surfaces is here [ applause ] thank you, surfaces. And were very excited about this tomorrow night, the great Trey Anastasio from phish will be here to perform in studio oh, wow [ applause ] jimmy thats made. [ laughter ] crab puff jimmy that is our fist what did you say, crab claws crab puffs. Jimmy crab puffs thats right crab puff. [ laughter ] i dont believe it, crab puffs uh, its our first Live Performance since we came back to 30 rock here, and were doing it carefully and safely. And its gonna be amazing. Trey is here tomorrow night. Its going to be awesome [ scattered applause ] im so happy Bryan Cranstons here too earlier today, i found out that we actually have something in common we both love to wear hats. Ill show you what i mean. Check this out i am but a ma a man of many hats let me show you my hat let me show you my hats i am but a ma a man of many hats let me show you my hat let me show you my hats flat ha strong hat spin hat bucket hat floppy ha top ha the eisenber folder hat fedora ha hanging ha sparkly ha sailor hat snow ha this ones my favorite googly hat crooked hat pink ha ugly hat cat in the hat is this a hat do you like my ha ye beanie hat gray hat cowboy ha goofballs hat golf hat bird hats i am but a ma and ive shown you my hats jimmy our thanks to Bryan Cranston well be talking to him later in the show. Stick around well be right back with more tonight show, everybody im a verizon engineer. And im part of the team building. A powerful 5g experience for america. Its 5g ultra wideband, and its already available in parts of select cities. Like los angeles. And in new york city. And its rolling out in cities around the country. With massive capacity. 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Do not read do not rea do not rea these books these books jimmy now before we start, i just want you all to know that every book that im about to show you is 100 real these are actual books you can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. They are real. Alright, lets see whats on my do not read list this first one is just a this just gets the party going this is [ laughter ] this is fantastic. I cant even believe im holding it and not reading it. It is a reference book it is called land snails and slugs of russia and adjacent countries. [ laughter ] its a classic page turner im just going im just going to go home and just read the whole thing tonight. And if you want to know what life is like studying snails and slugs. And if you want to see what it does to a person, there you go look at this guy hey. [ laughter ] hey, am i too early for the party . Hey, what are you guys talking about, slugs oh, youre not oh, you should be. Great party either way i came early [ laughter ] i brought the dog and some slugs. Lets check out this next one here this is a howto book. Up your jeans. Im all about jazzing up my jeans, man [ laughter ] this is perfect for the pandemic, i think. Lets see whats in here oh yeah, i like this one here. This ones called, party pants. See, look at this one here its very simple you just glue a tictactoe board on your jeans. [ laughter ] then you ask everyone to just draw on your nether regions. [ laughter ] oh, actually it says questlove boy. Jimmy it says, note you should not wear your jeans cause the glue could seep through and you could be stuck wearing your party pants for a a long time. [ laughter ] tariq now you tell me. [ laughter ] jimmy how long you been wearing your party pants tariq dude too long [ laughter ] jimmy this next up is a Childrens Book. I love kids books obviously, you know that, man. This ones called, whats growing in grandmas garden . And then if you zoom in it says, a book to help grownups have a conversation with children about cannabis. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, its never too early to teach your kids about how grandma loves to get baked there you go lets take a look inside you got some people there eating, kids playing under a a tree and then theres grandma, just chilling by herself in front of a [ laughter ] in front of a questlove thats grandma jimmy a locked greenhouse tariq shes like Martha Stewart [ laughter ] jimmy whats growing in all right. This next one here is an activity book for the whole family it is called, family fun in tape recording. It says here, a great new allpurpose book for everyone who owns or dreams of owning a a tape recorder. [ laughter ] lets see what kind of fun we can have with a tape recorder. Oh, heres one, its called, whistle while you tape. Find out from your guests how many can whistle loud and clear. Let them prove it by taping their whistling prowess. Then divide them into teams. [ laughter ] next, hand each contestant a a dry salted soda cracker. God, thats fun. [ laughter ] thats a questlove i used to do it. Jimmy really questlove yeah jimmy really questlove i got my first tape recorder in 79 i used to do stuff like that tariq and then, did you pass out crackers . Questlove no, i didnt jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah soda crackers are basically the party pants of tape recording. Questlove i got it i got the memo jimmy jazz up your jeans, man. Questlove yeah jimmy this next book here is a cookbook. I love cookbooks tariq oh wow jimmy yeah this one is called, cooking in the nude for playful gourmets. [ laughter ] i think its probably not a safe idea. But what would i know . Here, lets look at a recipe uh, cream cheese balls [ laughter ] cream cheese balls tariq that seems pretty safe jimmy i dont even have to look at the recipe [ laughter ] questlove go ahead, read it go ahead, go ahead [ laughter ] jimmy been there, schmeared that tariq uhoh questlove yeah jimmy cream cheese balls you want to try it [ laughter ] well, were down to our last book here. This is a Childrens Book called, the haha powder. [ laughter ] questlove no jimmy its just a fun, upbeat book about clowns that are into weird bags of powder that make you happy. [ laughter ] questlove got to be the sequel jimmy im sure its safe for kids look who makes the book. Look at that thing hey, happy birthday, kids. [ laughter ] thats all i have for this edition of my do not read list. If you have a book that you think should be on our next do not read list, id love to see it send your titles to donotread tonightshow. Com. Stick around, well be right back with Bryan Cranston, everybody. 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And could you walk me through, what was it like and when did it happen . Yeah, it was early on in march. Just around the same time that tom hanks and rita wilson got it my wife and i got it and i thought, you know, they came out with it right away and i thought, thats great. Theres no need for another celebrity to say, hey, i got i got it too jimmy yeah, right. So i just kept it quiet and we were very lucky very lucky so many people are suffering desperately from this. But my wife and i had about a week of extreme exhaustion and some body aches. A little dry cough and then it was gone jimmy really we didnt have any fever to speak of and we were very, very lucky so when i realized that i was no longer infected but had the antibodies, i was encouraged to give plasma. I asked tom where he went, and he said here he gave me the address. I went to give plasma. Because it was so new, i took my iphone and was recording the whole thing. The phlebotomist sticking the needles in and seeing the spinning dials of the jimmy yeah centrifuge. The whole thing. And he said, would you mind posting this because weve had a dropoff in donors and i thought, okay. Well theres a good reason to just out myself and say, i had it im fine and if maybe you had it and youre fine now too, maybe youll consider donating the plasma because it really does help them. Jimmy oh, im happy that youre doing that. But im happy you and you wife are well you know, i was thinking about you because contagion, that movie was trending on, you know, apple. And i kept seeing it and i go and so i rented it, like everyone else in the world. I know youre in it. But did you did you ever think, when you were filming, one day we would be living in it i didnt. I thought that if scott burns, who wrote it and steven soderbergh, who directed it, were so on top of it and we had consultants from the cdc. And it was really well covered and i thought, with this much attention on a hollywood movie script, the governments got this so i wouldnt worry about a thing. Theyre going to take care of it jimmy yeah, if hollywoods doing it were fine. Jimmy yes,