Ill get to hang with kelly ask glad i cant wait. And payton. But kelly might ask me to sing with her [ cheers and applause tariq from studio 6b in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Kelly Clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico, carrie coon, comedian, Katherine Blanford and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1938 tariq and here he is, your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause come on, now thank you very much, everybody enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. You made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching well, guys, its officially that time of year. Spring break is here [ cheers and applause right now, every college kid is like, its okay im just studying for st. Patricks day. Okay. [ cheers and applause yeah, spring break can get pretty wild right now. Every bar in florida has about 1,000 people dressed like john cena at the oscars. [ laughter ] this week, florida is very much like the oscars either everyones either naked like john cena, or 80 and confused like al pacino its very interesting. [ audience ohs ] [ applause ] well, speaking of confused 80yearolds, President Biden is still in the news [ laughter ] today, special counsel robert hur, the man who investigated bidens handling of classified documents and called him a wellmeaning man with a poor memory testified before congress. Democrats were like, well, that five days of momentum from the state of the union was fun while it lasted. [ laughter and applause that went fast. Meanwhile, ahead of his testimony, the Justice Department released the full transcript of hurs fivehour interview with biden its pretty amazing, bidens interview lasted five hours. [ light laughter ] but but hur only asked one question so, thats very interesting. [ laughter ] okay [ applause ] that sounds about right. Thats right, five hours of biden talking, or as his grandkids call it, a voicemail. [ laughter ] yep, today robert hur testified about his investigation into bidens handling of classified documents. Needless to say, things got a little confusing this is robert hur, who described President Biden as a sympathetic, wellmeaning, elderly man with a poor memory. [ light laughter ] when biden heard that he said, wow, i cant believe she said that. [ laughter ] to which attorney general Merrick Garland said, you mean him. To which biden said, him . I thought you said her. [ laughter ] then hur said, yeah, thats me, sir. I am hur. [ laughter ] to which [ cheers and applause to which biden said, then whos she . [ laughter ] to which hur said, thats special counsel christina hoffman. I hired her. Then biden said, you hired yourself thats pretty cool, jack. [ laughter ] then garland said, no, sir, i hired hur. Then biden said, then who hired him . At which point, hur said, sir, i am hur she is she he hired me. And i hired she. [ cheers and applause at which point at which point biden said, come on, man. Im just an elderly man with a a poor memory, all right come on. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause some more political news former President Trump just vowed, that if reelected, one of his first acts as president would be to free the january 6th defendants stores that sell antlers and bear spray were like, were back, baby. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. Yep, if he wants to release them all from jail its not great when your big ideas match up with the jokers. [ light laughter ] meanwhile, right now trump is trying to delay his Stormy Daniels hush money trial until after the Supreme Court decides whether he has total immunity trump released a statement he said, this case wont hold up i see it totally falling apart. Then boeing said totally falling apart . Join the club, bud. [ laughter and applause then trump said, this whole thing is a crazy conspiracy thats distracting the entire world. Then the royal family said, a crazy conspiracy thats distracting the entire world [ laughter ] join the club, bud. [ applause ] then trump said, my lawyers are pathetic dopes who wont get a penny from me. Then eric and don jr. Said, pathetic dopes who wont get a penny from you [ laughter ] join the club, bud. [ applause ] then trump said, im sick of all this sometimes i just want to go rogue and do my own thing. Then al pacino at the oscars said, go rogue and do your own thing . [ cheers ] my eyes see join the club, bud . [ applause ] and finally, trump said, this process should be short and uneventful. Then Stormy Daniels said, short and uneventful . Join the club, bud. [ cheers and applause join the club, bud well guys, listen to this i read that trump asked elon musk if he wanted to buy truth social then elon was like, thats so funny. I was going to ask if you wanted to buy twitter. [ light laughter ] some Business News following its success selling gold bars, costco is now selling 680 silver coins. Even crazier, wells fargo is now selling five gallon tubs of cheese balls [ laughter ] well, get this johnsonville has recalled over 35,000 pounds of sausage after they found pieces of rubber in the meat at first johnsonville tried to cover for it by saying it was part of their new line of all weather sausage [ laughter ] well, this is wild a 26yearold just finished walking across the entire country, from Washington State to washington, d. C yep, he saw what was going on with airplanes in the news and said, you know, im just gonna walk. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and finally, a woman in missouri won the lottery after playing the same numbers for 40 years so good news, with the winnings, she could almost break even [ laughter ] we have a great show give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thats what im talking about [ cheers and applause welcome to the show, everybody good job Tariq Trotter in the house guys, our annual limited edition tonight show st. Patricks day sweatshirts are officially on sale [ cheers and applause so, if you want to get one before st patricks day, go to the shop at nbc studios in midtown manhattan or go online at theshopatnbcstudios. Com and the nbc store actually said today that theyre going to open up early on saturday. So, if you want to stop by before you go to the parade, pick up a sweatshirt happy st. Patricks day, everybody. [ cheers and applause what a show we have for you tonight. Shes an emmy and grammywinning talk show host and singer, hes an nfl legend and a twotime super bowl champion, and hes an emmywinning sportscaster. Kelly clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico are here tonight. [ cheers and applause whats going on . What are they gonna talk about something big. Something bigs happening. Plus, she stars in the new movie ghostbusters frozen empire, which is in theaters and imax march 22nd. Carrie coon is here tonight [ cheers and applause gilded age, too. And weve got great standup from one of my favorites, Katherine Blanford is here tonight [ cheers and applause fun show guys, i know a lot of people find math boring and well, thats why weve updated math to make the equations be about stuff that you can relate to. Its time for popular mathematics. Check it out popular mathematics mathematics jimmy lets take a look at our our first equation here if if you take guy fieri, plus post malone it equals weird barbie [ laughter ] you see what im saying . You get the idea, its math. Heres another one here. Eggos, plus syrup, plus ufc equals waffle house. [ laughter and applause you see . It gets a little rowdy if you take dave grohl plus ghostbusters, minus ghosts it equals dave busters. [ cheers and applause i love that place. Heres another one trying mushrooms for the first time plus a tuxedo, equals Cillian Murphy winning an oscar [ laughter and applause if you take if you take venmo, plus your one annoying friend, it equals zelle. [ laughter and applause just get venmo heres another one the gop, plus a red light plus a shared google doc plus an audio book equals all right, stop, collaborate and listen. [ laughter and applause [ rim shot ] heres another one ken jennings minus jennings equals im just ken. [ cheers and applause and finally, if you take the lorax, plus ten shots of tequila, it equals gritty there you go, thats all the time we have for popular mathematics. [ cheers and applause well be right back with more tonight show. Big show tonight [ cheers and applause its an object. Jimmy okay, its an object all right, weve got this. Oh, my god. [ laughter ] jimmy the olympics an object. I dont know if this can be aired. Jimmy yes. Okay, okay. [ laughter ] jimmy yes, draw it, go for it let me see it. All right jimmy lets go it its jimmy yep, two words okay. Audience go kelly jimmy yep. [ laughter ] whoa whoa here at papa johns, we know our stuff so try our garlic epic stuffed crust pizza. Made with our iconic garlic sauce flavor, mixed with cheese and hand stuffed into that papa johns original dough no one stuffs a crust like papa johns. Is it menopause or Something Else . The menopause journey has stages. Learn about yours with clearblue menopause stage indicator. That tracks your fsh hormone levels. Combining them with your cycle data. Whats your menopause stage . Purchasing your lenses from your optometrist . What are you doing . Come on walk with me to the glory that is 1800 contacts. Its quick. 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Welcome to jack in the box [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guests are an emmy and grammywinning talk show host and singer, a twotime super bowl champion, and an Emmy Awardwinning sportscaster everyone please welcome Kelly Clarkson, peyton manning, and mike tirico [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy they love you come on. This is great. Im so happy im always my legs are always too short jimmy no no, theyre perfect, theyre perfect. What a fun and unexpected trio thank you for coming on the show tonight you you guys have some big news yes jimmy that youre going to announce tonight. Youre doing something together what is it yeah, you know, peyton hosted the Country Music awards kellys one of the greatest of all time so, the three of us are going to do an album jimmy oh, is that what it is [ laughter ] wow, thats fantastic. [ cheers and applause well be here all weekend no, in all seriousness, its an honor to be able to announce for the first time anywhere, that this year at the summer olympics in paris, the Opening Ceremony will be hosted by yours truly, peyton manning, and Kelly Clarkson jimmy come on now [ cheers and applause thats what im talking about. Lets go, lets go come on [ cheers and applause wow unprecedented. The best. Im so glad we can say it jimmy yes i know, finally, right. Thats right. Weve been hold this for im not a vault. Jimmy really i hate secrets, yeah. Jimmy yeah yeah. Jimmy this is giant deal yeah. Jimmy youre going to paris. Paree jimmy ooh together. Itll be pretty cool jimmy july 26th. July 26th is when it kicks off in paris and you actually brought with you the gold medals, so we can look at the gold medals. Look at em jimmy ive never seen this these are for the olympics and the paralympics right here wow. [ cheers and applause it is heavy is it heavy . Jimmy yeah, you can do it. Yeah, you want to hold it . Oh, wow jimmy theyre actually really heavy thats really heavy theyre really heavy. Theyre the only ones that are in the u. S. As of right now. And the coolest part of those jimmy yeah each one has a little piece of the eiffel tower in it. So if you win a medal, not only do you get your gold, silver, or bronze, you get a piece of the eiffel tower to take with you for life jimmy are you kidding me i didnt know that [ cheers and applause thats so cool jimmy this is amazing. Im so happy you brought this and brought this news with you you guys are all so accomplished in your own rights i was going to ask you, if you were ever going to win a gold medal in anything else but something youve won an award in, what would it be like, i would win a gold medal in blank. Peyton ooh, um, Event Planning [ laughter ] jimmy what Event Planning [ applause ] what are you . Yeah, thats its kind of my true calling im planning a birthday in december, ive already told all my friends what to wear [ light laughter ] what time to be there, what time they should shower right before jimmy yeah wow, you really are into yeah i think i would take gold in Event Planning okay. Were connected cause im the same thing. If you want to travel and get to an airport . Thats what i do half the year like, im the guy whos packed the night before the bag is ready to go jimmy you are . I might if you run a a little late, tell you that the flights 15 minutes earlier than it really is. [ light laughter ] im that guy jimmy youre that guy. Youve traveled with me already. Pretty much im getting ready for you. Jimmy yeah i am not like that at all jimmy youre not what would you win the olympic gold what would you win a a gold medal in if you . I am i am the simone biles of legos. [ light laughter ] i am incredible i am incredible at legos. Jimmy at legos yeah. [ cheers and applause its a true thing. Im incredible you should see my house. Its weird, im an adult, but its weird i do it with my son mostly hes seven, yeah jimmy yeah, of course. I heard the Opening Ceremony is going to be on the river seine yeah. Jimmy and and thats going to be gorgeous are youre going do any of you speak french . Peyton je parle francais, en peu woah. [ cheers ] go ahead. The name peyton just kind of lends itself to being pronounced in french je mappelle peyton. Jimmy oh [ light laughter ] oh, oh, peyton oh, we got sexy there i took a Little French in high school. And i told may mother i would take her to paris one day. 30 years to the time i graduate, im taking may mom to paris to for the olympics aw. [ cheers and applause jimmy you are going to do it im taking her. Im taking her jimmy taking mom absolutely. Jimmy the best, bud. Parle vous francais, jimmy . Jimmy uh, not really [ laughter ] i was going to say un poquito. I dont know [ laughter ] thats just not the right answer, yeah im not good do you speak french . Non no and that is translated no. Jimmy oh wait, that was french yes, yes. Which say paris, for everybody. I even said it with an accent paree there you go. Jimmy oh, wow. I say a sexy accent jimmy that works um, no. I did however switch my duolingo i was in spanish world i have been in french world now, so yeah by the time i get there, i should well, be that annoying american that tries to speak french [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah, youll do it mike, what can you tell us about the olympics youve done this youre youre a master at it, i mean, come on. Well, im lucky enough to do this now for the fourth time the opening ceremonies are going to be so different and unique down the seine, down the river with the athletes on a boat. So, its not the stadium where they walk in, itll incorporate paris. Jimmy ah and the games are going to be amazing, as you know. Swimming, gymnastics jimmy who do we have to look out for simone biles, katie ledecky, just legends in their sport. Theyll be back. Team usa in track and field could be incredibly strong the a dream team, the u. S. Soccer team, the Womens Basketball team. The second week are are you you coming to paris . Jimmy i im not but i will be watching [ light laughter ] i will be tuning in. Ill be watching on peacock. Jimmy i think you should come, the second week. You should come because we have all those teams, and the track and field jimmy i will come. Will you come jimmy course i will come can i ask you a question . Jimmy yeah [ cheers and applause if you come to paris, would you do the closing ceremony with me . [ audience oohs [ imitating air horn ] jimmy are you serious . [ drumroll ] do i have to get on my knees . Will you say yes jimmy i are you serious [ drumroll ] do i have to get on my knee please, jimmy, please say yes. 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