Enoch’s Recording Angel may not give Narendra Modi credit for many things, but the Prime Minister can never be accused of corruption. Rahul Gandhi’s slogan in 2019, ‘Chowkidar chor hai’ was a flop. Now he is back, after a French judge opened a probe into the Rafale deal, which our esteemed former CJI and BJP-nominated MP Ranjan Gogoi deemed as spotless as his reputation. Since ideas and personalities occur twice in history, Rahul is history’s victim. The Bofors Scandal slogan that doomed his father Rajiv Gandhi in the late 1980s—‘Gali gali mein shor hai, Rajiv Gandhi chor hai!’—is being redirected in another form at another prime minister. The braggadocio is Rahul’s redemption. Inquiries have found no evidence that Rajiv took a payoff.