The funniest sketch I’ve ever seen ... The Fiery Hawk audition sketch by Cardinal Burns. It perfectly summarises the hoop-jumping ridiculousness employers try to put you through when they know you want the job. For the final time, “Greg”, knowing what I’d do if I was invisible for the day has no relevance to selling kitchen tiles to over-65s. The funniest book I’ve ever read … I usually only read Stephen King, but I once slipped up and read The Liar by Stephen Fry; definitely the best Stephen-related mistake I’ve ever made. The funniest TV show I’ve ever seen …