Twas the Best of Times, Twas the Liverwurst of Times. It might be easier to read the monthly Two Salty Dog’s Newsletter, The Salty Paws here: https://mailchi.mp/2017ef17088a/the-salty-paws-april-7222957 Or just sign up for it here, dummy. It comes on the 1st of every month: https://us8.list-manage.com/subscribe?u=0e5740287c6b4fe45247c8351&id=315369d469 Whatever.
I have a theory. It's more of postulate, really. But that's only because MIT and Princeton are wasting their time and money with nonsense like quantum dynamics and relativistic gravity. The Kingsbury Postulate: "Any rock song where the word 'Love' appears as a noun can be modified by substituting the word 'Lunch' with the result being a far funnier song."