A BIT of a stushie on social media about Marks & Spencer selling Ramones T-shirts, with ardent fans complaining that Johnny, Joey and co would be turning in their graves. Well, they are all dead. It’s just another predictable instance of big business cashing in on the afterlife of stars. I mean, who hasn’t got a six-pack of David Bowie Happy Socks at £59.99? But if you’re a cheapskate you could go for the three-pack in special presentation (cardboard) box at £39.95 – which “includes out-of-this-world patterns inspired by some of the legendary performer’s most iconic outfits”. And 86% cotton. And then there’s the videogame Guitar Hero where you can grab your plastic axe and play along with Kurt Cobain singing Bon Jovi’s Livin’ On A Prayer. No, really. It’s excruciating. Presumably his widow, Courtney Love, sanctioned this and the estate is cashing in. Doesn’t smell so much like teen spirit as shameless exploitation.