Roy Exum: The Saturday Funnies Saturday, May 8, 2021 Roy Exum The best giggle came this week when Texas A&M football coach Jimbo Fisher – feeling his oats -- told a bunch of Aggie boosters he promised he would beat Nick Saban while Nick was still coaching football at Alabama. The media wags could hardly wait for Saban’s reaction and his calm two-word reply was so classic it is still being chiseled in granite somewhere: “In golf?” This Week’s Riddles: 2. Why are movie stars considered cool? 3. Why do fluorescent lights hum? 4. 5. Where is an ocean with no water? 6. What happens if you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?