Image zoom I do not personally know Shia LaBeouf, but I was madly in love with him. In November 2019, I began a burner account on Instagram to express an irrational horniness for the actor. Since then, I have been the social media manager for the stan account known as @shialabeoufthirst, which currently has more than 35,000 followers. A “thirst account” — a collection of a celebrity’s best “thirst traps” — was a relatively new concept in 2019. In the bio, I expressed that this is where you would find the “horniest Shia LaBeouf content online.” And because Shia LaBeouf is relatively inactive on social media, I was the plug for everyone who shared my feelings for him.