Happy Valentine's Day, fuckers: It's a capitalist holiday blah blah blah invented to sell us shit blah blah blah it's time to decenter romantic love blah blah blah. Look, I get it and I agree with most of the critiques, but can we just, like, chill for a sec? J'adore seeing my friends and acquaintances post the people they love and care for and get freaky with. Let me revel in this positive feeling before...