Smart Ass Cripple: When a Good Name Is Not Enough The Keeping All Students Safe Act seems like something everyone would support, so why is there opposition to it? I think the most influential people in Washington, D.C., are the Bill Namers. They have a very important job. They have to think of catchy names for bills. This is essential for the successful marketing of a piece of legislation. âUnfortunately, thereâs this perception that teachers need restraint and seclusion to keep themselves safe. Itâs about compliance and control. Itâs about a failure of the system and the system wants to keep doing the same thing.â