He asks: “If they ever won another referendum, how they going to defend themselves?” The host, getting the ball rolling on a series on falsehoods, replies: “That’s a good question.” The caller continues: “I listen to all these debates about independence in Scotland and Nicola Sturgeon – their economy wouldn’t be able to incorporate a fully functioning military.” The massively suspect claim is deemed “correct” by Dolan, the authoritative expert on all things Scotland. It’s at this point viewers are hit with the horrifying realisation that the presenter is actually being serious. Pat goes on to list the prices of several fancy sounding pieces of military equipment, which the host agrees we’ll have “no chance” of affording.