RUBBISH. All the other parties have been hit in the gonalds, the donalds and the watergates. But unlike Pauline crying her spilled sour dickmilk, say, someone like Tomato Joyce will non-stop push the boundaries of the incredible above the flocks of flying porkies, instead of shedding tears that could fill a swimming pool to drown himself in. Scummo is embarrassing as a Noah's Ark family member, living on the monkey deck, in the chimp sub-division. While Shorten will be attacked like you won't believe by the merde-och media in a couple weeks. What we've seen poured on him so far in this rubbishy drivel, is like a Sunday picnic. The full assault will start on next Sunday, with revelation on Bill's private life, sauced up by the likes of Peta Credlin, Miranda Devine and Shit-Pumping Piers. Zingers?...