Seven Days Last year, the cover of Seven Days' annual Wellness Issue, published on January 15, 2020, depicted a young woman in an 802 tank top sitting in a serene, cross-legged lotus position inside a protective bubble. With her were a steaming mug of tea, a vial of CBD and other cozy-healthy accoutrements. Said bubble floated above, wait for it, a flaming dumpster. The image was not meant to be prophetic. We actually thought the world was a dumpster fire at the time. In January. We'll wait for you to stop laughing. The subsequent months were ... well, they weren't good, folks. You were there, so we'll spare you the triggering rundown of 2020's Greatest Hits. Let's just say things devolved, and quickly.