>> let me go back to what masks really are. they are a sexual fetish for all of y'all that is in tune with pedophilia. that's what the mask is about. >> i'm in afghanistan right now. i have no choice. i have to wear this, or they're going to come and kill me. but in the united states, we have a choice, and the choice is we can wear a mask, or we don't have to wear a mask. >> all of that's real. that is not an "snl" sketch. real. joining me now is carly simon, the superintendent of alachua public schools, one of the east school districts set to be sanctioned. i mean, carly, good evening to you. wow. wow. wow. so you say that you're going to defy the florida board of education and maintain current masking protocols. board of ed members, they say