michael jackson, monica lewinsky, president clinton. >> president clinton upset about the low approval rating. the word is his staff is thinking of changing his theme song from don't stop thinking about tomorrow to take this job and shove it. >> i was walk along the beach and i pick up a sea shell and i hear o.j. talking about the case. he just keeps talking. >> according to a new study, leno did more bill clinton jokes over any approximatepolitician. as for celebrities nobody came close to o.j. simpson. beckham is back. the star getting ready to be the owner of a new team in major league soccer. beckham wants to build a stadium on the water in south florida. >> miami is a vibrant city. it's a city with a lot of passion. i know this city is ready for