>> i do not want to give you the wrong impression of my dad. he never hit us. he carried a gun. well, he never shot us. >> when i started, i just did fat jokes. i did not know other families have the insanity that i grew up with. michael coming up and mom told me to tell you today, you are adopted. you are ruining this whole family. >> that is why we left. that is why the family sitcom has always prevailed. >> oh, i could just crawl into a hole and die! steve mckinney 50s, you would get these sitcoms that, frankly, are not really trying to be that funny. these shows are presented by soap sellers, car sellers. they wanted their product to be