>> my two front teeth did not fall out until i was in fifth grade, which is late. and that same week, i got my period. which is early. >> any stage of life, if you tell a story honestly, it can be funny. that is what people connect with. everybody has been 12 years old, everybody knows what that feels like. >> i was typical of a young, budding, future pervert. >> admin sitting around as a young man, you sitting in class in your -- gets hard for no reason?