would cancel the show. because i felt like, i can't do this anymore, i can't deal with this much stress. >> have a good weekend, everybody, i'm getting the hell out of here, good night! all right, all right. my name is carson, and this is going to be a party. >> johnny carson was late night television. >> you are correct, sir, yes. >> but when dave came on, i felt like it was a show for me. >> maybe you will get some, maybe you won't. >> it was a huge deal who's going to get the throne. >> you don't need big boobs to be feminine. look at liberace. >> it was these two titans going head to head. >> this is like entertainment from the ninth century. geeks, trolls, mutants. >> you and jay, you're my favorite.