especialamente mario lopez. but my prior experience has taught me how these dinners work. if the president laughs, everyone laughs. and if the fox news table laughs, a little girl just fell off her bike [ laughter ] >> how you doing, bill? yes, all the washington news media here tonight, including the stars of online journalism, i see the huffington post has a table. yeah. which has me wondering if you're here, who's covering mily cyrus's latest nip slips? who's assembling today's top 25 yogurt-related tweets? seven mistakes you're making with bacon. that's a real one and you should be ashamed of yourself [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> by the way, just before dinner i tried to say a quick