Only donald trump can brag about donald trump like that. Come on, thats its like a fingerprint. Like you know Donald TrumpsHome Security is based on boast recognition technology. That is how he gets in. Im doing tremendous, big, big success. Beep, welcome home, mr. Trump. And it is not just the voice thats the same. There are huge similarities in their vok answer lear. My financials show im worth more than 10 billion by any stretch of the imagination. Is he start doing tremendously well financially. Can i tell you this. I can tell you this. It is going to be many millions of votes ahead. It could cost you many millions of dollars. laughter . Trevor this is so stupid. How is this real news. I dont even get it. Donald trump didnt even bother to disguise his voice. Or maybe, or maybe he dubt know how to disguise his work. Like maybe hes with at home wearing a lady wig and dress on the other end of the phone. Trump even admits to being mill are back in 1991 but apparently todays donald trump is someone else entirely. Are you aware of the tape, is it you . No, i dont think it i dont know anything about it. Youre telling me about it for the first time and it doesnt sound like my voice at all. I have many, many people that are trying to imitate my voice. And you can imagine that. And this sounds like one of the scams, one of the many scams. Doesnt sound like me. Trevor why would you lie about something so obvious . Its so benign. That is something you previously admitted to. Who are you . Like, you know, but i got to say this, bravo, donald trump. Or should i say john miller. Yeah, who even though he doesnt exist, is the best pr man around. Because last thursday everyone was looking for Donald Trumps tax return and this story breaks and all of a sudden we spend the entire week be looking for john miller, an imaginary man. I mean they even got science involved. Based on the critical listening and based on some pitch results, statistics and analysis i can conclude with a fair degree of scientific certainty that it is Donald Trumps voice. Trevor thanks, science. Yeah but we all concur with your analysis based on the critical criteria of having ears. Yeah. But you know what, it actually is too bad that no one can track down john miller because he would have been the perfect guy to respond to the next days trump story. A new report by the New York Times interviewing dozens of women without say he crossed the line including unwelcomed romantic advances over the past four decades. According to the report, trurch told one overweight female executive, you like your candy. Former miss utah temple tagert telling the times trump introduced himself by kissing her on the lips. She thought to himself, oh my god, gross. You know, the scariest parts of getting kissed by donald trump is that you are not totally sure at first if its his mouth touching you or his butt hole. Now weve always known that donald trump is sexist, but i must admit t was pretty interesting to read about how he has also been a champion for women in the workplace. For instance back in the 08see donald trump had a female head of construction which was not common at all. And today his Donald Ivanka was a key executive in his company. Although, unfortunately, thats not the only position he wants to put his daughter in. At another point in the article Miss Universe from 1997 recalled trump asking her if she thought his daughter ivanka who was 16 at the time was quote hot. Trevor goddam. Every time we try to forget were constantly forced to remember that donald trump wants to bang his daughter. And apparently has wanted to since she was 16. Look, got to take a shower. This is hardly the first time weve heard revelations about Donald Trumps bad behavior and shady morals and it certainly wont be the last. But there are real victims here. And we should take a moment to sim pathize some of those hardist hit, the Republican Party. Because all of these sordid details are coming out wile theyre try so hard to get behind trump. For my money, the man with the toughest job is gop chairman and Reince Priebus. I want to start with that article in the New York Times. They found repeated instances of trump insulting women and making unwanted advances, even in the workplace. Chairman priebus, does that bother you . Well, you know, a lot of things bother me, chris. Im just saying i think the reason hes where he is at is he represents something much different than the traditional analysis of individual candidates. And yes, everything bothers me, chris. Trevor that poor guy. I dont think ive ever seen a hostage actually trying to get stockholm syndrome. Its like reince is just waiting for the Brain Washing to kick in. Come on, come on. This will go so much better once i see my kidnapper as my savior, come on, come on. Like if there was a human version of the guy sweating emoji it would be Reince Priebus right now. You just want to give him a hug. You have to understand who he is. When he became the chair of Republican Party five years ago they spent the previous 30 years defining themselves as the principal conservatives, the family values guys. So this is not the job he signed up for. And it shows. Youre the chairman of the party. This is your nominee. And theyre saying that he has mistreated women over the years. Who i would say is you know, weve been working on this primary for over a year, chris. And i have got to tell you, i think that all these stories that come out, and they come out every couple of weeks, people just dont care. Trevor look at this guys face. Its like hes stuck in an elevator and trump is the worlds smelliest fart. Hes holding his nose trying to ignore the smell but at the same time trying to convince us to come in. Just breathe through your mouth, breathe through your mouth until november, it will be fine. I can taste it, i can taste it. And what is he even talking about. People just dont care. People do care. And for more on that we turn to senior Political Correspondent roy wood, jr. , everybody. cheers and applause roy, youre joining us from the white house, correct . What do you make of all these new trump details, lying about impersonating a pr person, harassing women, its. Thats why we like him. He doesnt pretend to be perfect. He doesnt pretend to be clean. He doesnt pretend to like mexicans like all you phonies out there. He just plays by his own rules. Trevor but roy, might there not be a double standard there. What you mean, african . Trevor well, okay, like lets say what is hypothetically Hillary Clinton said she wouldnt release her 2015 tax return. She did. There she goes again, crooked hillary, there she goes what are you hiding, hillary, all the money from those isis speaking engagements. Trevor no, i said hypothetically t is actually trump who wont release his taxes. Oh, thats old news, trevor. What do you need to see his taxes for anyway. Hell, everybody got [bleep] in their taxes. I tried to writeoff my muse tack muse tash and an eharmony membership. That is haters. He already told us he is a billionaire watch. More do you need to know. Trevor it just seems like. Trump has a plane with his name on it. Do you got a plane with your name on it . See, i didnt think so. So shut the [bleep] up and leave the man alone. Im tired of people nitpicking him over every little thing. Trevor oh, im sorry, hold on, roy. Oh, wow. What is it . What is wrong . Trevor dear lord, reportedly one of the president ial candidates kidnapped a baby and tried to trade it to north korea for seven kilos of could cane. Is it hillary, because if it is, that is another horrifying example of her disastrous trade policy. laughter but if it was trump, most only get five kilos for the baby. It is the art of the deal, baby. Trevor we have to cut it there, roy wood, jr. , everybody. Well be right back. vo making the most out of every mile. Thats why i got a subaru impreza. Love. Its what makes a subaru, a subaru. Ive struggled with redepression for years. Cca. I thought i needed cigarettes to cope. But then i started losing my teeth. That was a wake up call. I was able to quit smoking, and then i started running. Now i feel a lot better about where im going. My tip is, when life gives you a wake up call answer it. announcer you can quit. For free help, call 1800quitnow. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . Can you say hey . Hey thats the spirit oooooh. Ooh ooh wooh ooh wooh ooh sing sing, baby baby i love you. Oh yes. Ooooh oooh. Every little thing. Ooooh oooh. When our troops dont come back, someone has to help their families move forward. My family lost so much. It was a shock. It was a void. Special Operations Warrior Foundation was there for me. Without special Operations Warrior Foundation, i dont know how we would all afford to go to college. Now through july 31st, a portion of each sale of specially marked cherry extra strength 5hour energy® shots benefits the special Operations Warrior Foundation. We hope you will join the fight. This. Is how it begins. With a mighty roar. That tells the world. Were coming for you. Trevor welcome back to the daily show. Now in addition to his troubles with women, donald trump is struggling with another key demographic, latinos. And i dont understand, come on, latinos, how could you guys hate trump. Hes the same color as your queso. The question is, does trump have any shots with latinos. For more on this were joined by our brand new senior contributor eliza cossio, everybody. Thanks, trevor. Excited to be here. Quick shoutout to my family and all my drug dealing rapist buds back in mexico. I miss you guys. Oh, okay, eliza, obviously, trump has not been very friendly to mexicans, so how do you feel now that he is the pre presumptive political nominee. Speaking as a latino, bad, but speaks as a american, very bad t is weird to see the gop slowly em braitioning trump considering how desperately they need the latino vote. Republicans a couple years ago did this autopsy where they said we need to do better with hispanics. Trump is the opposite of what republicans were hoping for. According to our abc News Washington post poll, 81 of hispanics disapprove of trump. Its like the spice girl said, if you want to be my lover, cant support all my friends. And then make them pay for a wall. Friendship never ends. Nice. Trevor yeah, yeah. Great job. But show republicans went with a guy latinos hate the mostment and were not a hateful people. Even our public beatings end with candy. laughter by the way, i flow it looks weird that i was at a kids birthday party, but dont worry, i was not invited. Oh, if latinos dont like trump, then cant they just vote democrat . Thats not the point, trevor. Latinos and republicans have a deal. Once every four years they pretend to care about us and were like oh my god, really . Me . No. And then theyre like yeah, youre right, no. And then we vote democrat. Its a timehonored tradition like a quins airo or a cinqo de mayo. You me cinqo de mayo. No a kinko de mayo where we all get together and fax a bunch of [bleep] at kinkos. Last year i woke up naked on top of a flatbed scanner. Trevor i done even know what that means. I [bleep] a scanner, trevor. The point is, with trump as the nominee, the democrats dont have to work for our vote. Trevor so is there anyway trump could become a viable option for latino voters . Yes. And he doesnt even need to stop hating mexicans. All he needs to do is reframe his message a little. Like hey, mexico, your drug dealers youre rapists, youre doctors, youre lawyers. Wow, is there anything you guys cant do trevor come on, do you think that will work. I think trump has a lo the of potential with latino voters, he is a basic a telle novela come to life. Is he crazy and unpredictable like no other candidate does. La passion dedone allo. Tonight on la passion de donaldo. I found this in your room. I forbid you to see that. You dont understand. I have made my choice. And its el donaldo. Not in mi casso, adios. Now i fall into a coma. Pap a no wow, i i dont even know what that was. Did you like it . I mean, i guess. Good, because i already made 128 more episodes. Trevor yay. Eliza cossio, everyone. Eliza cossio, everyone. Well be right back. Can you say i love it . Oh love it . 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These new chipotle thyou got that right. Mmmm. Mmmm. Guys we should do this again next weekend. Any party can be a great party with new tostitos cantina chipotle thins dale oh, hey, rob. Whats with the minivan . Its not mine. I dont dale, honey, is your tummy still hurting, or are you feeling better to ride in the front seat . Oh is this one of your motorcycling friends . Hey, chin up there, dale. Lots of bikers also drive cars. In fact, you can save big if you bundle them both with progressive. Id like that. Great. Whoo. Youve got soft hands. He uses my moisturizer. See you, dale. Bye, rob. My guest tonight is the star of abcs blackish. Please welcome Anthony Anderson. applause stop it stop it okay, keep it going, keep it going keep it going all right. I like this place. Trevor oh, man, this place likes you. Welcome to the show. Thank you, thank you. Trevor this is such an insane experience, for the two of us. I will share this for you real quick. This is nothing to do with an interview, really, a lot of people dont know Anthony Anderson is one of the reasons im in the United States of america. Because you executive produced a documentary at some random american guy was making am were you like im going to give you money to make this documentary about South African comedy. Uhhuh. Trevor why would you do that . I mean, thank you but why would you do that . You know, david came to me with some footage he had. You were part of it, and other comics from south africa. And i just found it intriguing. Not only your story but the story of South African comic after apartheid. And i was like yo, man, go over to south africa and make this, lets do it. Trevor that was in 2009. And because of that documentary, i came to america and did standup for the first time. If were going to tell the story of how you got here lets really, lets really tell the coming to america story. So yes, i executive produced this, so yes, because of me, the world knows who you are now. Trevor well, you and my mom. But not only that, not only that, but i dont know if the audience knows this, but he was a standout in this documentary. And the documentary became all about trevor and his oneman show. And to that time, oneman comedy shows really hadnt been done in south africa. And you know, they looked at trevors alike how dare he have the arrogance to think that he can do this. And he produced a oneman comedy show that went on to be the biggest one man km de show in south africa. He produced it, he didnt think people were going to shoip the first night, he ended up doing two nights in a row sold out in the biggest arena in jorksburg. And the dvd ended up being the biggest selling comedy dvd in history in south africa. Trevor yeah. Yeah. And then, and then because of that dvd, he got his own talk show in south africa. Trevor the show blackish really started off, i mean many people would agree on a very light note. And all the time, the message in the show has become really strong. Its become one of the preeminent voices in terms of what is happening in the american black culture. Right. Trevor do you think there is a chance that you guys may just change the name of the show to black . Then we would not be on the disney network. We have to keep thatish there. If we just change to black well be on bet and nobody will see us. Trevor oh, wow. Im just saying, no. No, but you know what, its clazy, you know, the creator of our show based on both of our families is running an extraordinary writing room and telling some amazing stories. That resonates with the people, not only black people but just acrosstheboard. Because you know, were dealing with issues that everybody deals with, you know, wanting to give a better upbringing to your children, for your children than what you had. Living the american dream. This is what it is all about. Were just telling this from an unapologetically black point of view from andre johnson. And you know, the people dig it and we dig doing it every week. I think what i dig most about it is that it also to a certain extent redefines what people consider the black experience. So that is what the show deals with a lot. Uhhuh. A lot of people have been, i guess, conditioned to believe that black huus be must be associated with sufficienterring, black must be associated with a certain way of acting as opposed to being. And the show really tackles that, i finement like andre deals with that with his children and so does andres dad. Well, this is what we had to deal with, you know. Its pulled from our lives, plan. And you know, we pride ourselves on being authentic in the stories that we sell. Tell. An i think that is what really hits home with people. Its just authentic and we tell these stories as truthfully as we can and as funny as we can. And you know, its a lot of people think, you know, were pulling the vail back. Trevor yes. What goes on in our community and giving them a sneak peek in. Well, its just life and how we live and what we do. Trevor its something that has also gotten you into some pretty fancy establishments. I notice on your instagram you are a frequent visiter of the white house. Yes, i am. Trevor your whole family went to well, interesting