E [dramatic music] male announcer from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york. The daily show with trevor noah presents hey, everybody. Im trevor noah. Now, the daily show is officially off this week, but im particularly excited because tonight, were kicking off our first of five specials, all of which feature the finest work from each member of the best [bleep] news team around. Joining me now to kick off his very own special is our very own Jordan Klepper, everybody. Thank you, everybody. Jordan, this is so good to have you here, man. Im excited for your special. A whole show of just you. I know. Finally, they got it right. Well, i dont know if its right. I mean, i just think they did a different thing. It feels right. And it is a different thing. I think those two things can be true at the same time. I think thats true, but i mean, im still here so it helps. Lets talk about your work, man. What has been your most exciting moment this year in the past year . I think when i got to host the show. But i mean, like, a moment where it went well. Like one of your pieces, maybe. Well, no, it felt like it felt like the show was sort of in tune when i got to sit in that chair and you were i think you were sick. Yeah, yeah, thats probably, like the worst moment of everyones memory. Well, potato and not a potato, then. Well, lets look at some of your best moments. Here it is, your moment of them the best of Jordan Klepper. [laughs] them. Moment of them. Its like zen. Yeah. Mmhmm. But them. Mmhmm. It seems like every day, theres a new mass shooting. But turn on the tv, and the solution is crystal clear. We should arm the good guys. Sounds like a foolproof plan. Its time to do my duty. Its time to become [chuckles] the first thing any good guy with a gun needs is his concealed handgun license. Which, in obamas new york city, is almost impossible to get. Luckily, its super easy in florida. You dont even have to [bleep] live there. You can just mail in an application. And once that gets approved, it instantly becomes valid in these 30 states. So all i have to do to qualify for my handgun license is buy a stamp and pass any nra gun safety course. Buckle up, buttercup. Daddys packin. Ive come to the new Jersey Firearms Academy to train with chief instructor and cowboy ceelo green impersonator, lateif dickerson. Chief broke down all the key points of firearm safety, like aiming. Contact on the grip, wrap those around and thoseand thats how you aim. Suck on this metal. And not like that. Good guys dont tell bad guys to suck on their piece before they shoot them. What do they do . Trust me, i know what im talking about. Boom. All right. Youre a good guy with a gun thats me . There you go. [laughs] i knew it i knew it i knew it id done it. Id gone from gun idiot to idiot with a gun. Qualified to conceal a Deadly Weapon in most of the country, probably in your home state. With all of eight hours of training, i was ready to handle every crisis situation. Youre not ready to handle every crisis situation. Who the [bleep] are you . Im pete blair. Im the director of the alerrt program. Alerrt, or the advanced Law EnforcementRapid Response training program, has trained over 80,000 cops to respond to active shooter events. So why was this dude trying to jam up on my gun nuts . Because youve had one day of training. Okay, ill tell you, 30 states, the nra, and uncle sam all think that im good to go when it comes to guns. I would recommend more training. Come at me, bro. Alerrt agreed to test my eastwoodlike reflexes in the following simulation. Theres an active shooter in the building. With my glock 17 modified to shoot paintballlike bullets, im the good guy with a gun whos gonna take him down. Okay, so you need to be ready. It could happen at any second. From this point on, just need to be ready. [gunshots] [stammering] stop. Stop [sighs] why was that so hard . That was nothing like call of duty. I told you, its not that simple. Yeah, but the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. Thats science. Thats inaccurate. About one out of every five active shooter events gets stopped by a potential victim at the scene, and most of those victims are unarmed. Yeah, whered you get those stats from . Some liberal think tank like hillary pac . No, its from the fbi report that came out last year. A study of active shooter incidents from 2000 to 2013. Obamas fbi . Its the fbi. Yeah. You believe that liberal claptrap . Im one of the coauthors of the report. I took a closer look at his report, and it pretty much proved my good guy theory. There are some cases where we have good guys with guns who are able to stop the shooter. Most cases. Very few cases. Half the cases. Not half. A quarter of the cases. Not a quarter of the cases. Whats the percent . Its about 3 . 3 . But these guys said the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun all is a good guy with a gun. We must not have enough guns. If 97 more people had guns, 100 of the time thered be 0 crime. Im not sure thats how math works. After yet another 4 1 2 more hours of training, it was time to show them how its done. The scenario is as follows i hear shots fired at an elementary school. Police are on the way, but with innocent civilians inside, i have to draw my concealed handgun and respond. With a hightech safety helmet to cover my face and a [bleep] towel to protect my dick and balls, im ready to be a hero. Theres the bad guy. Mission accomplished. [bleep]. Bad . Are you bad . Whyd you shoot me . Sorry. Okay, so that wasnt the bad guy. So where are the bad [gunshots] there they are. There they are. Oh, thank god. The authorities are here. I just hope they know im a good guy. Im a good guy [gunshot] im good [gunshots] ah, ah. I had failed. Do you guys need help . Im a good guy. I was shot over 20 times by two different bad guys with guns. And then the police mistook me for a bad guy and shot me a bunch too. Also, i may have shot an unarmed teen twice in the chest. That was tough. Being a good guy with a gun was starting to feel way more complicated than movies and video games and politicians make it seem. Its a complex situation. And you dont wan to just give people guns and say you assume you know what theyre gonna do. It requires a lot of training. Whos got time for that much training . People who are gonna dedicate their lives to protecting others. Thats it being a good guy with a gun just takes a lifetime commitment to training. All we have to do is figure out who the good guys are, get millions of them to volunteer for 300 hours of training a year, costing billions of dollars, then make sure theyre in the right place at the right time, guns at the ready and place this civilian army in our 4,700 colleges 5,700 hospitals, 48,000 malls hundreds of thousands of churches. You know, america. Just do that. Or. Couldnt we just, i dont know, figure out a way to not put a gun in this assholes hand . Its not my not my place for that part. I feel like thats an idea. Just try to get this asshole to not have a gun. Nope, i dont think thats gonna happen in our lifetime. Well, it was worth a shot. At least i can conceal a handgun almost everywhere. Sleep tight, america. [hiphop music] give extra. Get extra. This is the silverado special edition. Man this is one gorgeous truck. Oh, did i say theres only one special edition . Because, actually theres five. Woman ooohh uh man 2 hooooly mackerel. Man 3 wow. Man 4 nice. 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He has no filters. Thats a good thing . Right . Just so were on the same page. [all agree] do you want a president in there that really walks on eggshells and not wanting to hurt this community or that community . Yes. So a president that says things like this when mexico sends its people, theyre bringing drugs, theyre bringing crime, theyre rapists. Did he say every Single Person that comes across our boarders are criminals, rapists, and drug dealers . I believe what he said, a majority of them. And you know what . Theyre not disputing that. Nobodys disputing the figures. Iim saying a vast majority of them that are caught by the Border Guards smuggling drugs and raping women and everything else, unfortunately, a vast majority of them are overshadowing the good ones. In that statement, you had, like, four vast majorities. Vast majority. I mean, do actual statistics matter to you guys . I think the statistics are there. I think the vast majority of your statistics are bull[bleep]. Do you . Yes. Okay. That could very well be. Okay, so if facts dont matter to them, what does matter . I want to play a little game called who said it donald trump or a racist sandwich . Theres two things i hate. Banana peppers and muslims. Together racist sandwich. Youre thinking on that one. I did think about it, but yeah. I mean, youre actually thinking about it . Its difficult to tell the difference between what a racist sandwich would say and your president ial candidate . For some reason, trump, the more bizarre he gets, the more people like him. But why . Yeah, youre one of those people. Why . Im one of those people why . At last, we had reached common ground. Even some Trump Supporters cant wrap their head around why people support trump. Donald trumps new ideological Screening Test will weed out extremists with extreme views about religion such as the suppression of women, gays, and nonbelievers. Thats right, trump wants prospective americans to embrace religious freedom, gender equality, and gay rights. At a recent rally in wisconsin, his fans were on board. I am for extreme vetting. I am. I think it is a good idea. Extreme vetting. Think thats a good idea . Of course. He forgot one thing. Just make em eat some bacon. These guys were pumped about americas values of tolerance. So i knew theyd pass trumps test with flying colors. Fill in the blank for me. Two men getting married is blank. Disgusting. Actually, the answer is legal in the United States. Oh, its legal, but i dont like it. Its important to believe in, you know to have respect for everyones religion. So you respect christianity. I do. Judaism . Yes. Islam . No. Can a woman be president . The presidency is a mans job. I have women are qualified to be president. No. A female has more hormones. She could start a war in ten seconds. If she has hot flashes, whatever, boom havent all wars been started by men . Mmm. Yes. 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He also does the muslim principles as far as jewelry is concerned. Jewelry . Yeah, jewelry. Certain months of the year, not wearing his wedding ring. Thats some thats a deep cut. You want me to connect your necklace with your christianity . Why would you do that . Well, you just taught me it. I didnt even know people were connecting jewelry to religion. Uh, muslims dont wear is that a jew watch . And one of the most unbelievable discoveries yet. Barack obama had big part of 9 11. Which part . Not being around, always on vacation, never in the office. Why do you think barack obama wasnt in the oval office on 9 11 . That i dont know. Id like to get to the bottom of that. Wow, mind blown. But the rest of their theories can be backed up with ironclad sources. So outside of having no proof, what proof do you have . I dont have any. You dont have any proof . My opinion. Your opinion. Do i have proof . No. Do i have articles . No. Your mind is made up without any information. 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Thats so sad. Could these poor, little crackers even imagine that a president could be white . I want you guys to draw what you think a president looks like. Try to find the colors that you think work best. Three, two, one. Reveal. I saw brown and brown and come on, kid, really . A green president . What if i told you that a president could look like this . I cant see that. I cant see anything. Do you need to see that . You gotyou cant its a white crayon well, imagine a president can look white is what im saying. That we could have a white president. Its hard to be a president. You have to, like, do so many things. But francesca, what im saying is that you could be president. You dont have to think you cant do it. Im not saying that all white people are bad, but some of them are. I feel like this is this white selfhatred where you dont think you can be great. Luckily, with ben carson dropping out of the race, and hillary and donald leading the pack, theres a good chance the next president will be whiter than a game of ultimate frisbee at downton abbey. This is an exciting time for you guys. You guys have never known a white person in a position of power. I mean, outside of, like, congress and the Supreme Court and i think most of the billionaires um, and actually, most of superheroes, i think are white, everybody whos played batman. Batman outside of that, you guys have barely known any white people in positions of power. The thing is, we all need aall my as, umso all men are equal. So we hav