Denegrofication of the white house is getting closer and closer. laughter closer and closer. So lets check in to see whats happening with the unblackening. applause on saturday, Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders took their fierce battle to the state of nevada. It was like pacquiaomayweather in las vegas, but with less homophobia and more aarp eligibility. Little bit lower laughter bernie had some momentum, but hillarys campaign knew just the right ointment to treat the bern. laughter she won easily and turnout was high. But there was one key demographic that was in dispute. In a new memo, the clinton camp is disputing entrance polls that showed sanders won the latino vote by 8 points. It is not possible that clinton lost the latino vote, the campaign writes, citing her doubledigit win in the heavily latino clark county, home of las vegas. Larry yeah, theyre fighting over latinos its your turn to be fawned over amigos first it was the farmers in iowa, then it was the people who dont care if they live free or die in new hampshire, South Carolina it was all about the blacks, and now in nevada pandering to hispanics, or as we like to call it, hispandering. laughter larry thank you very much. Here to help us understand hispandering, please welcome our own grace parra. cheers and applause so grace, as a mexicanamerican, who do you think won the hispanic vote in nevada . Grace larry, the question isnt who won the hispanic vote. Its como trata de ganar cada candidato . Larry yeah, what . Grace how does each candidate try to win . Pandering to hispanics is a very careful science. You have to come at us the right way were not all one group. No somos unidos, larry. Larry right, no United States i understood that one. Yeah. Okay. Grace each group has its own issue. You have puerto ricans, you have cubans, you have mexicans, colombians, dominicans who live in costa rica but spent some time in cuba, but you could swear they really look mexican, but then you find out theyre actually salvadoran. Larry okay. I get it. Its very complex. So should hispanderring be approached . Grace each issue is different, larry. Take immigration immigrating from cuba is easier than immigrating from mexico. So cubans would love for trump to build a wall and get the mexicans to pay for it, but mexicans would say bleep , all night long. Larry i think i kind of get what bleep means right now. So know your audience on immigration. Grace on anything. I can farming. If you use the word platano to mean banana around colombians, theyre going to freak out that you didnt say banano. Larry so why not always say banano . Grace because banano is ridiculous but then again, im mexican. Larry wow, that is nuance. Now i can understand why candidates just stick to a couple of vague immigration talking points. Grace and thats part of the problem, too latinos dont just care about immigration. We have lots of priorities jobs, poverty, whether to pronounce it english univision or spanish univision . Larry so youre saying if candidates want to win over hispanic voters, they should talk to them like theyre grace actual voters. Larry all right. Grace parra, everyone cheers and applause okay, so what went down on the republican side in South Carolina . Well, trump won, and jeb bush pulled out. Thats what she said. laughter larry oh, man poor, brave jeb. Still providing laughter through the tears. Its so sad now jebs campaign was doomed from the start. His cynical strategy was to raise an obscene amount of money before the primaries even began to he could scare off any other republicans from getting in the race. Its a strategy his supporters referred to as shock and awe. Yes, and if that name sounds familiar, its because its the same nickname as dubyas failed military strategy for iraq. So you want people to associate your campaign with one of the biggest u. S. Military blunders . What was the secondchoice name, katrina . laughter i mean, it doesnt even make sense. Were gonna make some commercials and were going to flood the air waves yeah im going to bamboozle my opponents so bad, theyre going to feel like black people trapped in the superdome. audience reacts oh, that doesnt work . Okay, fine exclamation point laughter thank you for playing the part of the staff. I really appreciate it. laughter jebs blindness to his brothers failure was the central problem of his campaign. He never realized his brothers presidency was a disaster that americans didnt want to return to. Seriously, no one. Weve had enough bushes. Im not sure who that nice old lady is, but i know she had something vaguely to do with the bushes. I do, however, want to give jeb credit for being one of the few adults in the g. O. P. And the only candidate who consistently called trump out on his bull bleep . But now jeb is gone and the Republican Party is left with this gentleman. She said hes a pussy. Thats terrible. Larry no, youre terrible, terrible. But thats nothing. At the final rally before the South Carolina primary, trump treated the audience to apparently one of his favorite bedtime stories about muslims. Can you imagine these people, when they sit around at night, eating. audience reacts larry food, i think you mean food but forgive me for interrupting, professor trump. You were educating us on the muslim faith. Please continue. Early in the century, the last century, general pershing, did you ever hear . Rough guy, rough guy. And they had a terrorism problem. And theres a whole thing with swine and animals and pigs and you know the story. Okay. They dont like that. Larry right, theyre not fond of pigs, unlike your supporters who are in love with one. audience reacts whispers with you im sorry, continue with your fever dream. He took 50 bullets, and he dipped them in pigs blood. And he had his men load his rifles, and he lined up the 50 people, and they shot 49 of those people, and the 50th person he said, you go back to your people and you tell them what happened. Larry and anyhow, after this cute little story about executing muslim prisoners with pigs blood, he won every district in South Carolina. Now, i dont know whos scarier trump or the people voting for him. I just wish they would do me one favor please stop saying the guy who wants to provide free Public Education and universal healthcare is the kooky one. cheers and applause i never thought id say this, but i think i miss jeb. Thanks, jeb. Well be right back. cheers and applause hi, im robin thede keeping black history 100 for the nightly show. 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Whos writing this president ial election, Shonda Rhimes . laughter im a little skeptical of this crazy plot twist, and im not the only one. Charlie rose the Los Angeles Times is looking at conspiracy theories about the circumstances of justice Antonin Scalias death. Some of them have been fueled by comments from donald trump. They say they found a pillow on his face, which is a pretty unsurely place to find a pillow. laughter larry no, its not pillows actually spend most of their time near faces. Thats their main thing. An unusual place to find a pillow would be, like, orbiting mars, or inside a box labeled no pillows. laughter this is insane. Why would people think there was a plot to murder scalia . For more on this, we decided to check in with our own conspiracy expert, mike yard, and the y files. cheers and applause larry mike, do you really think there was a conspiracy to have scalia offed . Mike of course, larry im here at the ranch, and ive cracked this scalia thing wide open larry oh, my god. Really . What have you found . Mike oh, come on, open your eyes, wilmore this thing goes all the way to the top. Were through the Looking Glass here wake up, sheeple come on larry wow, i wait, you didnt actually say anything youre just spouting conspiracy cliches mike do i need to say anything, larry . He had a pillow over his face, case closed larry actually, he didnt have a pillow over his face. The ranch owner, John Poindexter, later clarified that he meant over his head, like between his head and the headboard. Mike or is that what they want you to think . Larry whos they . Mike exactly think about it, the ranch owner is John Poindexter . Poindexter . Revenge of the nerds . Nerds, the delicious treat made by wonka candy company, named after a man played by gene wilder, gene wilder. G. W. G. W. B. George w. Bush. Bush v. Gore, one of scalias most monumental decisions put it together put it together come on applause larry what are you even saying . Mike the man was quail hunting the day before he died. Quail . Dan quayle . Vice president of george h. W. Bush, bush, the 90s band big in the grunge scene, grunge, kurt cobain. Was he killed by Courtney Love . We may never know. Larry old on, hold on just a second what does that have to do with Antonin Scalia . The guy was just a 79yearold man with a history of heart problems. Mike prove it. Larry wait. Why do i have to prove my very believable premise, but you dont have to prove any of the crazy bleep you say . Mike thats how conspiracies work, larry. Fine, you want something provable. How about this . Larry oh, here we go. More crazy nonsense. Mike hear me out. Larry okay. Mike John Poindexter, the billionaire who owns the ranch where scalia was vacationing for free when he died, was the subject of an agediscrimination case that was never heard by the Supreme Court because scalia helped vote it down. Cut to, scalia enjoying a free vacation from the guy. Tell me thats not messed up. audience reacts larry thats actually pretty messed up, mike. Youre right. Mike oh, whos the crazy person now . Larry im sorry i doubted you. Mike anyway, all of this brings me to my main point, that Avril Lavigne is dead and she was replaced with a body double in 2002. Larry no, mike. Thats insane mike yard, everyone mike google it, people larry well be right back. So, kyrie. While you were on the mend, we had to make a commercial. But dont worry, we studied your game, and we found someone who really matches your skills. I am kyrie irving. I have speed. From every angle. My handles. Cannot be handled. I ascend. Swish. 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Compare. Com. Saving humanity from high insurance rates. Larry welcome back. Im here with my panel. First up, the nightly show contributor jordan carlos. cheers and applause the nightly show contributor grace parra. cheers and applause and hes a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist, filmmaker and you can check out his latest project emergingus. Jose antonio vargas. cheers and applause and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter, nightlyshow, hashtag tonightly. Alright. Tonight i want to talk about the latino vote a huge Diverse Community that the candidates cant seem to figure out. I i mean, you have cubans, puerto ricans, dominicans, mexicans. So why does it seem like all hispanics are lumped together . Is that a mistake . Its easy to streamline. But i dont think the candidates know were different. The political reporters know theyre different, right . Yes. Ou put marco rubio and ted cruz in los angeles, im not sure theyll do that well. Larry different culture. But kind of how they lump all asian people together. Im philippine o. You see an asian looking person with a spanish name, it means their filipino. Its called colloquialism. Larry americas head exploded. laughter and im mentioned in bloc studies in college, im gay, undocumented im trying to get people as uncomfortable as possible. Larry you just hate america, dont you . No, i love america i think this is what merging us is about. Too often in this country in political media, they put us in boxes, the gay, lateen o the black thing, what if they all intersect in one person . Then what does that mean . Especially when it comes to immigration. The way people immigrate from cuba is very different than where my parents larry whats the different. The difference between cuba and mexico larry besides the journey and the food. A lot of this is larry salsa cuban sals as much different. I just meant the kind you e eat. I didnt know what certain types of food were when i lived in los angeles. In mexico those are different things. In cuba, if you set foot on american soil, you get emigrated. If youre mexican, it could be decades. This is what i find fascinating. We talk about immigration every day. Why cant we talk about facts . The Fastest Growing undocumented population in american are asian undocumented people. Larry especially in california. In california, washington state, the, the and yet people think this is a mexican, latino, brown border issue. Thats the biggest misconception. Larry are some undocumented agents like, sh h hh chill out laughter talking at the same time funny you said that. I used to live in new york and i went to this dry cleaning woman and she wasnt charging me. I looked on my credit card and i said, youre not charging me. She said, were the same. Im, like, yo i have a lot of lawyers. Oh you want a lawyer . No, no, no, no shhh we dont even talk about undocumented black people. What larry were undocumented for a very good reason a whole different set of documents. We were brought here by force. Im not talking about that larry theyre for sale documents. laughter im talking about undocumented jamaicans, haitians, nigerians. An undocumented black gay person . How do you even explain that to donald trump . Larry bleep america again. Why is there so much attention always placed on mexico and building the wall . I think a lot of it has to do with, again, this is the medias failure in trying to contextualize this issue. Im launching this thing to better report on issues of immigration and race. Heres the question why are we blaming all these undocumented workers . The economy of this country would collapse without undocumented labor. New york city alone, instead of pointing at them, why dont we look at the employers who exploit all these workers . We as a country are into cheap labor. I dont need to talk to you about that, right . laughter larry why do you think cruz and rubio dont really embrace their hispanic heritage . Whoa. Theyre hispanic . Larry yeah. Or do they just use it when its convenient . Thats what will what they do, they use it when its convenient. Rubio speaks perfect spanish and he never chooses to pull it out. Jeb bush, perspective spanish. And during his entire campaign, never spoke it. Larry he had the upside down explanation point. Thats true. Larry out of fairness. Tatthats true. I think rac