[ theme music ] stephanie hello, tv land. Jacki schechner good morning good morning you got the memo to wear green today too. Stephanie i did, thank you. Birthday boy karl frisch is going to be here. Its his birthday. Stephanie he is now 35 and able to run for president. I didnt bake anything no strippers, i totally failed as a friend. Stephanie thats right. Adam schiff the congressman from right outside the window he is the congressman of your block . Stephanie he is. He will be here to explain why the republicans are not going to win the sequester fight. Here agency is Jacki Schechner in the current news center. Good morning, everybody, Vice President biden is traveling to danbury danbury, connecticut today to address the issue of gun violence. The conversation will include discussions of ways to protect our children and keep our communities safer. At the same time the National Rifle association is launching an anti gun control campaign. It is a printed a in five states, states with senator who are either retiring or facing tough reelection. The ad doubles down on the nras totally misleading report last week, claiming it was an official document and proposed mandatory gun confiscation. It also includes regional print ads and commercials online. Lets go to a little lighter us in now. We have the first ladys official secondterm portrait. And it features her famous new bangs. It is a beautiful shot but just like the president s second term portrait it is different from the first. The big talk at the time was her famously toned arms. And speaking of former first ladies, Hillary Clinton when she hits the speaking circuit is going to make some 200,000 per speech. Thats about 38,000 more than her her husband did when he first hit the speaking circuit himself. Were back with more show after the break. Stay with us. Billy zane stars in barabbas. Coming in march to reelz. To find reelz in your area, go to reelz. 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Welcome it to. Six minutes after the hour. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. Representative adam schiff congressman from right outside the window will be here in hour number two. He explain why the republicans are not going to win this sequestration fight. Because it turns out there is a power point. [ dramatic music ] uhhuh. Stephanie that boner sent to his friends back when this happened, talking about what a dandy idea this was. Its the obamaquester. Stephanie hashtag. Im hip with what the kids are doing. Im hip to the lingo, daddyo. I dont know that anybody has ever used that hashtag. Stephanie lets say hi to the birthday boy. What . Karl Stephanie Karl frisch, bullfightstrategies. Com. So exciting to me stephanie come to momma for your birthday spankings. Its karl frischs 35th birthday. Good morning karl frisch. Good morning, i didnt see you there. Im just sitting on my front porch rocking chair. Stop it you are talking to people who are a lot older than you are. Stephanie yeah hush now, sonny. Somebody had to take you out for your birthday last year you told me at 5 00. [ wah wah ] stephanie im always rapping on restaurant doors going why arent you open yet . What is going on . Its 4 00. I was talking to some friends, and they are like stephanie its not open yet. And im like it will be by the time get there. Why even bother having a restaurant if you are only going to be open for dinner. Stephanie karl frisch you are eligible to run for president. We should announce that. [ world news tonight theme ] i would like to announce that i will have a listening tour. No, i will run but the question is, can i do it without going to iowa . I have been to iowa. I dont feel the need to go back. I dont think that they will be very happy with that, so i think my campaign might be boomed from the getgo. Stephanie oh well. Karl frisch speaking of breaking news. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie this is kind of huge. The Obama Administration considering urging the Supreme Court to overturn californias ban on gay marriage. Its a big it would be a big deal, and here is why. One of the things that the court takes into consideration when they are dealing with high profile issues like this is how far along the country has moved. You think about it since 2009 when proposition 8 was ruled unconstitutional in california, you have had several states approve of Marriage Equality through the ballot process, and several states pass it by legislature on the governors signature. And to have the president weigh in and say that this is unconstitutional would be another indication to the justices, but the ball is moving in a steady, one way direction here. Stephanie uhhuh. I know the president said recently i have to make sure im not interjecting myself that much in this process, do you think he is weighing whether it could help or hurt at that point . I think i dont think it would hurt him politically. Some would say him coming out before the election was the defining reason he got more votes than mitt romney. Stephanie lets hope the Supreme Court doesnt operate like the republican congress. If they do we can just tie up some fake stories in the conservative press and see if they believe it. Stephanie which one are we talking about now . The friend of hamas. Thats great. But i like this duffel blog story. This is fantastic. So theres this blog called duffel blog. It does all kinds of military and foreign relation stories. There were iraq wars actors reenacting the iraq war in sirria. And it said there was a post that getmo prisoners were receiving benefits. To Mitch Mcconnell was getting emails from tea partiers, who were thinking this must be true. So Mitch Mcconnells Office Actually sent a letter to the pentagon requesting information about this special Program Including in the letter a link to the duffel blog post. Stephanie hilarious. Yes, he was following up to find out whether or not president obama was giving benefits to getmo prisoners. Stephanie we were talking about this yesterday how do these things get into the rightwing world when you are hearing questions about Hillary Clinton turkey . Right. And here is how it happens. Republicans were so far behind the eight ball when it comes to technology. I did not realize that that Digital Divide included google. Stephanie right. [ world news tonight theme ] stephanie you have got to hear at writer explained this how he inadvertently created the myth that chuck hagel spoke to a nonexistent hamas group. Exactly. And then they dig their heels in. Basically what happened this guy dan friedman wrote he was trying to get out of his sources for stories, and he was joking around with the Republican Senate aide. He is like did he get money from this or that group. Stephanie he said has he given a speech to the friends of hamas. So this senate aid and friedman checked back in anything from friends from hamas . So all of a sudden this senate aid must have been gossiping around the office because rightmartin news stephanie there is the headline. [ world news tonight theme ] Stephanie White house spokesman ducks questions on friends of hamas. Yes and then dan freedman comes out and explained why this probably happened and they refused to correct their story. Stephanie right, and he says friedman says here in the article, the names were so over the top, it was clear i was talking hypothetically or hyperbolically. No one could take seriously that he would speak to them. How could they think of it as being so over the top . These are the very people that believed that an aid to Hillary Clinton was a mole for the muslim brotherhood. Yeah, and he is a woman. Stephanie right. Lets dive into the rightwing world. Stewart barney on foxes and friends. He is avoiding blame for the failure of his own policies. Are you trying to tell me that we cant cut 2 out of a 3. 6 trillion economy without facing utter disaster. Stephanie the interesting thing thats what boner agreed on his fancy powerpoint presentation. Yes, and these other people called economists believe it. Stephanie its a bonerquester. He is the quinti sen shall upstairs person in downtown abbey. [ laughter ] stephanie thats right. Well be right back on the Stephanie Miller show. What is this the Twilight Zone . Announcer it is the Stephanie Miller show current tv is the place for true stories. With Award Winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines. Real, gripping, current. Documentaries. On current tv. Announcer Stephanie Miller. You are an obsession, you are my obsession, who do you want me to be to make you sleep with me you are an obsession, you are my obsession stephanie uhhuh. Oh grab a number. It is the Stephanie Miller show. Twentyone minutes after the hour. Karl frisch in the side car. At least they have not descended to just base name calling of the president. I think the president is a thief. I think he is stealing from our kids. What the hell . Wow. Stephanie hum. Yeah that would be sean hannity. I wonder if he is going to be in the sean hannity segment of leftwing hate talk. The complete lack of self reflection on the right is absurd. I remember when media matters was keeping track of the number of times on people on fox news called the president a fashionist, any of the major ists. Stephanie right. After the first three months it was already in the thousands of times, so, yeah dont be surprised if they continue to do it for the next four years. Stephanie hugh hewitt and rand paul. Let me bring up one piece of information that ben shapiro put out was something called friends of hamas. I saw that information and that is more and more concerning. Stephanie can i say rand paul is kind of a Hillary Clinton turkey . Stephanie wow. If you have just tuned in a report inadvertently created there is no such group as friends of hamas. And it started as a joke. And this is exactly hot it happens, karl it goes to a senator of the United States and then you have these parallel universe hearings where you have the secretary of state having to answer questions about fake stories. Yes, and the writer of the article says i still stand by my original story. Right. You heard what he said there. He said literally, with every mounting day there is another story. Stephanie yes. If you werent creating them out of [ inaudible ] there wouldnt be a new story every day. Stephanie these hearings are just going to become a complete waste of time. Go gitmo prisoners are not getting dental benefits. And yeah and what website got all over the Washington Post for doing that . Breitbart. Com. So if they want to continue to do this, that is fine, i think the investigation of chuck hagel should be over. And we should begin the story about what staffers began the story about friends of hamas. Breitbart. Com has been taking a lot of flak here. Stephanie and we end with rush limbaugh. The whole point of this is racism. And its left the behind it. The left have always been the people who look at somebody and first notice them by the color of their skin and guessing what their Sexual Orientation is and wondering if they had a sex change operation. They might even ask somebody. All of these things on the outside well, sex change well that would be on the outside too [ scoobydoos huh . ] stephanie excuse me . Im not shocked by that. And for him to accuse the left of doing exactly what he does is preposterous. Every time he talked about [ inaudible ]. He would play the moving on up theme song. Are you the one that calls female news anchors, anchoreths. Im more of a man than any liberal is. Oh, come on. Stephanie karl frisch you are a delight, birthday boy. Thank you very much. People should follow me on twitter for my birthday karlfrisch. Stephanie ill spending you birthday spankings. Thank you, stephanie i mean rosy. Stephanie alex in chicago is 11. Hi, alex. Caller hi. Stephanie hi. Caller before i start saying anything about what i was going to say i want to say on my near my birthday your show comes up and im coming it to. Stephanie oh, thats right someone is bringing you for your 12th birthday. Oh boy. Thats a little on the bubble alex, but well try to tone it down a skosh. Go ahead. Caller in illinois they are passing these new gun laws where you can conceal and carry anywhere. So like they are basically ripping away the right to tell somebody that they cant allow somebody in their place without guns. Stephanie wow. That seems unwise. Caller and as you may know chicago has the rate for lots of deaths, so we dont need any guns in chicago. You are a very smart kid. Stephanie exactly. Alex after what happened in connecticut, do you and your friends talk about this a lot . Are you scared . Caller no. Im not. Stephanie i mean about when you hear all of this gun stuff happening. Caller no, im fine with that. I have listened to your show for like two years. Stephanie you have. Well, no wonder you are so smart. All right. Well, listen, thank you for the news update. And well see you at chicago sexy liberal. Caller okay. [ applause ] thats a little alarming being able to carry concealed stephanie i know. I think he was being macho. Thats all of these kids writing to the president because its scary, it is. To see this kind of news. This American Life is doing a report where they spent a couple of weeks inside a south side Chicago School and just the abject terror these kids live under day after day after day, they are forced to join a gang otherwise they will not survive. Stephanie and you and i were only afraid of our nuns and i was afraid of gomez. Stephanie and sister dorothy with the board of education. Right. And mine was sister luke. Stephanie what was her weapon . She had the one paddle without the holes and one with the holes so she would bet better aerodynamics . Stephanie and did you get to choose your torture device . No, she chose for you. Sister boris was in charge of that. We also had sister philip michael. She taught religion. [ laughter ] stephanie okay. Twentynine minutes after the hour. Right back on the Stephanie Miller show. Alright, in 15 minutes were going to do the young turks. I think the number one thing that viewers like about the young turks is that were honest. They know that im not bsing them with some hidden agenda, actually supporting one party or the other. When the democrats are wrong, they know that im going to be the first one to call them out. They can question whether im right, but i think that the audience gets that this guy, to the best of his ability, is trying to look out for us. 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The sound of silence stephanie i have flashbacks back to my first days in rockport when i did linda blare with the weather, and traffic coppers, and then i realized i didnt turn the microphone on. So you werent hearing yourself in the head phones . I was a newbie. [ laughter ] stephanie and the music was on reel to reels, so if you didnt change it in time there would be silence as well, so i would wake up for years in a cold sweat like oh, i forgot to change the tape [ screaming ] stephanie and thats my life. 1800steph12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. We also tend to overtalk in conversation radio people. Yes. Stephanie hi, scott. Caller hi, steph, hi guys. Another comment this stuff we seen yesterday with friends of hamas thing, and rand paul went with it, can you just see in two to four years what the commercials are going to be about these guys in the campaigns . Stephanie yeah. Yeah. Caller thats going to be hilarious, dont you guys think . Stephanie exactly. He is that guy in the commercial that has his cap locks stuck. Nice to hear from him. Yes, i would like to go out for a drink time tim in springfield, you are on the Stephanie Miller show. Caller good morning, i just talked to your screener and told him i am a republican. Stephanie dear god. Caller hey now. I know you have republican blood in you somewhere. Stephanie yes, i do. I do. I do. Caller but im going contact my state senator and the repr