remember the hawaiian punch? every commercial was the same. there would be kids on the playground. out of nowhere, this hawaiian would walk in and punch the kids directly in the face. it wasn't a fun tap. he would clock the kids. it was an unconscious child on the playground. everyone celebrating. hawaiian punch. timmy is in a coma. the jingles were politically incorrect. the hot dogs. armor hot dogs. what kind of kids eat armor hot dogs? fat kids. yeah, fat kids. they listed all the children of the world, start with the fat kids. was there a discussion? should we start with the fact kids? definitely. that's the customer base. secure the fatties and move on. fat kids, skinny kids, kids to