>> isn't it also true you one soiled yourself while grabbing a woman -- >> no way! what is that from! 1970? i was a baby. i was a baby. >> once again in 1990, 2005 and just last week. >> oh... [applause] >> greg: joe, you look like a college professor, the kind that would hit on college students. why don't college -- doesn't it? for the accurate, right? with the beard, the salt-and-pepper beard. >> that was said in confidence, greg. i look like a professor that hits on girls at a community college. >> can we pause to acknowledge my incredible acting in that? >> greg: you're a natural those improv classes -- >> eight grand well spent. >> greg: this isn't a problem with college republicans, only