I have no idea if that is true, but i will say lets welcome our guests. Her smile could light up a small city. It is true. Her teeth are made of highpowered allogen bulbs. She is so precious that diamonds wish they could be friends with her. What a terrible interruption. It is joanne nosuchunsky. You beat him up when he was in high school and you were in third grade. And he developed a taste for human flesh. Sitting next to me in slow motion, tom shillue. A block. The lede. Thats the first story. All right. They are less exposed after he disclosed. A former top official at the nsa says isis has become better sneaks thanks to Edward Snowdens leak. Thats the subject of tonights what did you expect . Former nsa director tells the Washington Times that isis militants are now harder to track because they know how to elude our spies. When asked if the jagweeds studied the information he said, quote, clearly and i trust him, the exofficial said snowden went way beyond disclosing things that bore on privacy concerns, end quote. Adding, having disclosed all of those methods, it is hard to imagine that isis wouldnt understand how they might be at risk to intelligence services. Here, here. What is most important in all of this . Vindication is mine. Andy levey is swine. Snowden is a hero to andy who is off today suspiciously. Andy did release an official statement regarding these snowden revelations which i will read now. Greg gutfeld was right and i am wrong. I was a stupid jerk for suggesting he was anything but a traitor to his country. Greg is the greatest and i am in the awe of him every day. Especially how much he can bench press. Sincerely, andy levy. Ps, cats are my only friends. I think victory is mine, tom. Doesnt it make sense that snowden tipped the world off about our Security Program so why wouldnt isis benefit from that . And why were the bench press numbers off . I might by the end of the show be up to 380. Does neb believe that stuff . Does anybody believe that stuff . I thought he was being glib in philly. He believed snowden has had no affect whatsoever on security. This should change his mind. If he comes back. I am seriously thinking about having him killed. Snowden is bad. The thing is how did he we want to blame snowden, but he is bad. Why were these guys working Bradley Manning . It is a scandal they hired these people. They did a bad job. They did a bad job. The government was too trustworthy. Where were you when you heard the proof that snowden is a traitor . What this is is like general hayden and it is a bunch of nsa guys. All im saying is maybe they have a reason to smear the guy. This piece is like the nsa is saying this guy is bad so he must be. Maybe there is like agendas in play. Maybe he embarrassed them or compromised them in someway. I dont know. I dont read the news or anything. What is that tone in your voice . This is called deep con condescension. What should happen to snowdens supporters like will . Shouldnt they be exiled or gitmo perhaps . Siberia. Get out of here. When isis is thankful you have done something you know you have done something wrong. I think Edward Snowden is i believe he is one of the most out of touch people ever. You know he wanted to be a hero. You know he was envisioning him on a float and tinker tapes lying down and a supermodel on each arm. Now he is in russia. You know what, i hope he enjoys it and i hope he cant afford a thick coat. I have a feeling that snowden has a thick coat from putin for exchanging all of our National Security secrets. Joanne, is it important not to be gleeful at this report . I managed not to be somehow. I think it is important that we keep this sort of faith because our National Security is important. It is nice to be right. Yes, it is. We can at least nod to that. Regardless if you think this is people at the nsa feeling upset by his actions, when you blow a whistle, anyone can hear it. It is not selective whistle blowing. It is for the world to hear. He has compromised our security. I dont know why they needed a twoshot. You were doing so well on your own. They needed a little pretty. And i wonder honestly if snowden had these documents in his possession and hadnt leaked them yet, it is could you stop laughing . I am making a good point. You are making such a good point they want to listen. You are making a good point. Now that we know it is large and in charge if they are. Would they leak it now . Knowing our security is compromised . He admitted i dont know what interview it was but terrorists alter their communication and he says it is a good thing. He says you got them off email. Thats great. Not really. Now they found another way of doing it. I go back to one fact. I dont know who to go to. Will, i dont like you anymore. If he was an american patriot, right . Or if he was a libertarian he could have gone to reason magazine. Great, reputable people or go to the New York Times and he went to an antiwestern fanatic. Thats what bothers me. I am not a big defender. You are providing the balance which i like. No, it is just i mean did you think that they are like discussing all of this stuff . Lets raid mosul, lol. And then they saw the snowden thing. They said maybe we shouldnt email each other. Alqaeda has been dhog stuff for years. What is the specific thing he released that lead to the rise of isis that we cannot now track . I think the actual nsa programs that show them sorry i didnt mean to touch you. Being in contact with citizens is going back and forth. I am pretty sure they realize the communications will be monitored. Pretty sure that sounds really confident. I want to get my National Security information from a guy who says like. Seriously though, you know. Seriously. It is a good day for red eye when andy is wrong. It is an often occurrence, but i want to rub it in some more. It is a day tau base for things like it is a database for things like race. They implemented a campus wide Online System that lets students and staff report incidents they seem dye yous and hateful. The school says it may include slurs, jokes or vandalism targeted at individuals. The reports will then be reviewed and investigated by the Bias Incident Response team you or birt. As the daily caller points out, the system relies on student emotion when a student, ie feels offended and it feels the need to restrect free speech. This restrict free speech. This can only happen in as always we are joined by a distinguished panel of experts. Before we get to that, a quick show of hands. Who is planning on on attending my jello pool party. You are in for a treat, literally. Colleges are supposed to be a place for debate and discussion. It seems like people will be scared to say anything because somebody might if you have an opinion you will say he says something hurtful. Right . I think this is a great idea. This is a good idea for a bitter exgirlfriend to purge the injustices of the relationship. He liked brunettes better than blondes. He said i look too tall in heels. I think it is great. She has proved my point that this will be abused. It hasnt been abused yet. It is probably by people like you. I am going to ignore that entirely, gregory. They said the worst thing about college is the cost. Thats not the worst thing about college. The worst thing about college is teaching kids being offended is virtuous and they should go and wine about it to Authority Figures and thats the way to go through life. That is the problem here. I think it is good. I havent been called gregory in quite some time. He called you gregory two times. It is mildly arousing. There are no comedians that could perform on campus. There would be a risk. Im surprised they have them at all. To el it you the truth, they to tell you the truth, they are not a good variety. To me it is talk, talk, talk. It is destroying your career. I am considering it. It is not a good value. They could get in trouble. There is possible controversy. This could get rid of all interesting people. I am interested in what will said. George will said a similar thing. When he wrote that column he was attacked. They wanted him to resign for merely suggesting that there is a that victim hood has its rewards. Thats all he said. Thats all you said. Will he be victimized . When you said white makes right i thought that was totally out of line. You said that there is a virtue in victim hood and that is taught on campuses. I see this bullying. If we had this here at red eye you could complain anonymously about tom shillue. I am backing up. Who have i been emailing . It the security you were emailing and asking about pictures . Pass words and then it said turn around and smile. I didnt see anyone. He is amazing. Now that you are already talking, joe app joanne, do you think this system is good . Definitely not in a College Setting well especially college. These kids are sleep deprived and drinking booze, many for the first time. Thats when your emotions are at the highest and you are offended by everything in clemg. I actually really worry about the teachers. What if they are students who get grades they dont like or they think that they everyone is entitled and they think they are amazing. I deserved an a on the paper or the teacher is biased and lets get them fired. Do you theng students would even do you think students would even do this . I would bet none of the students know this exist. This is an email the administration sent out that nobody even checked. This group they said they are not actually experts. They are not experts to decide when something is biased or when something is truly offensive. Do you want an expert in that situation. Do you want somebody who studied this . I am an expert in feelings. What was the name of the group . It is ridiculous. What happened to calling the police . Call the police and have them come in. This is emotional hurt. This is not something that is for the police. Somebody is like a jerk and people can ostracize this person. Dont people have ways of dealing with it . It is like he is really racist when he is drunk. Lets not hang out with him . Thats what we used to do. We used to shame people and now we blame people. Thats the title of my new book. They are making cash for pushing grass. Weed is now appearing, yes it is true, even in rap videos. The marijuana dispense re dispensray has a pot of cold. They are paid to produce a full helping music video. Here is something to listen to if you want. My fellow americans, smoking weed is much better. If you are going to indulge choose caviar gold. I got my middle finger up ready we call three women and they call some friends everybody roll up roll up it is unclear if the endorsement will payoff. Judging by the 500 youtube views it is the way to go. I believe we have tape of a stoned hedge hog. That has happened to me many times. Very embarrassing at the emergency room telling them you fell on it. Tom, has he sold out . That was not him impersonating president obama . I didnt think it was him impersonating president obama. It is high time these guys get paid for their work. They have been endorsing pot for years. Essentially we have been getting these guys for free. It is a violation of labor law. There you go. What about cheech and chong. They never received any renumeration. They did wonders for the pot industry and they should have been paid for it and they werent. I think this is is a great idea and i think i am in the target age range. I would choose caviar gold. They will take that out of context. What is your name again . Will, doesnt this make pot less interesting . I dont like you. This is a problem when you legalize weed. Then there will be an industry and they will hire lobbyists and then there will be advertising and then more people will start smoking weed. The problem with smoking weed all the time is you get stupid and you get lazy and you get to be really irritating. I dont think that is up to you to decide that. I think the market decides. Cool, man. Whatever. Joanne, there is no cleverness in this advertisement. Just people getting high. I dont get it. The thing that bothers me is this isnt cool. Dont we want smoking to be cool to get the age appropriate kids, i guess adults to purchase it. You dont advertise luxury goods. You know what i mean . As soon as you advertise something it is less available to me. If we dont advertise red eye. Their target audience is 18 to 35. It is not the group you want to market to. I dont know if a 34yearold will watch this and go, huh, a world is opened to my eyes. Didnt the party look fun . I dont think they would want me there. If that is the target demographic, why the brady bunch joke . I guess a lot of kids watch the reruns i suppose. They do . I dont know. I didnt think about that, but thats a fair point. We should end on a fair point. Coming up, pajamas, lounge wear and tools of the devil. First, the government tells you how to make smores. I say get the government out of our campfire. Bulldog quarterback takes the snap. Oh, he fakes a handoff and hes making a run. For mattress discounters fall kickoff sale right now, save up to 300 on Sealy Posturepedic and serta mattress sets. Even get 24 months interestfree financing on every tempurpedic. Youre going to love their football fieldsize selection. This calls for a little touchdown dance. Dont miss the fall kickoff sale at mattress discounters. Mattress discounters chores. They made the campfire treat to celebrate national roasted marshmellow day. I celebrated at home with palm and friends. There are tips like use a roasting stick of at least 30 inches in length. And children should be kept 10 feet from the fire. Then i agree that it gets dye diabolical. Grill thinned pieces of pineapple and substitute chocolate with a sweet, warm fruit. With the fruit it is healthier, as long as you watch the amount of marshmellows you use. I think i will be ill. A school in australia has banned unsupervised cart wheels and hand stands after two kids died. No. No, nobody died. They were just injured. Should teens stay away from smores and cart wheels . We will discuss this at welcome to teen corner. As i am known in most pep rallies, the dogg. If you are not worried about the hottest topics, get the heck up on out of here. First a letter from a fan. Dear greg, per your suggestion i will be doing sit ups every day when i wake up and before i go to bed. My dad says i have a shot at making that jv team. I have included photos of my abs to monitor progress. Let me know what you think. Thank you for those pictures. I will review them and get back to you. Why didnt he call you double g . Maybe he will have to do more sit ups. What is with the world . The smores issue, now greg you said nothing good was going to come of gay scout masters. Look what is happening. Do you think thats what happened . I had no idea. They are healthier. You dont think that is what happened do you . You mean you are not using the derogatory term. You mean because it is healthy . I dont want you to get angry letters. Have you been to a bed and greek fast with gay guys running the bed and breakfast with gay guys running it . The food is very healthy. They are having an influence on the scouting world. I had the worst breakfast at a bed and breakfast. It wasnt in america. It was an elderly man and the food smelled like feet. One of the tags on this blog is glamping. It is a combination glamour and camping. And so you see this as a positive thing . Why not . I was too tall. I tripped over myself. Shouldnt we be doing more cart wheels . They are quite large. I dont like smores and i dont like camping. The stick is so dirty. You cook the stick first. I have never been camping before. It is fun. You should join the gregs team camp troupe. We never make it out of the city. Central park camping. I can tell by your face you are as appalled as i am. This segment keeps getting creepier. I dont get the appeal of camping. Nature is gross and there are bears. At the same time i do understand the appeal of smores. I dont want to take those away. I have tried the fruit thing. The bottom line is camping sucks. It is fine if you do. It but i dont president what the government using my tax dollars to promote it and tell you how to do it healthierly. There is a word, healthierly. More suggestion is based on the idiotic thought that people are eating smores every day. Smores are a treat. You dont have to substitute it with something healthy. While it has a healthier choice it is candy and lethal to a diabetic. As far as the cart wheels go, i agree with the school. I dont think the kids should do the cart wheels and hand stands. If someone gets hurt the parent thinks they can do no wrong. It is the schools fault. Who wasnt watching the kids . They want to save their own be heinz. It is called horsing around. The kids are not supposed to do that. When the horses play, do they call it humanning around . It is possible. It is possible. Horses dont do odd why do they call it horsing around . Do it again. One more. Do another one. Who would do a thing like this . We had jackie mason on. He is a big fan. He was on and i tried to get him back on and he was like, i did it. Thats what he said, i did it. And then he goes where is the thai food place . This is in hells kitchen. I pointed to a thai food place he said where is there a good thai food. You do a better impression. I do a terrible one. Somebody does something well and then you say i am going to too. Somebody tells a joke and you say i will tell a joke. Coming up, what is the snobiest city in the u. S. . It is a tie between snobville and snob town. First a word from our sponsor. Tonights sponsor is nothing. You rest easy. It can and it does and it can be yours in our money for nothing campaign. You give us money and we give you nothing in return. Who knows. You might get something from nothing. It it is where everybody goes to look down their nose. According to bravado. Com San Francisco tops the list of americas snobiest cities. Number two was washington, d. C. Followed lie followed by seattle, scottsdale and then portland a and irvine and honolala, madison, wes wise and atlanta. Madison, wes wise, madison wisconsin, percent of residents who graduated and number of guys named pierce. I will go to you, with i will because you are snobby. You are a dc guy. You can tell, cant you . It is the Naomi Campbell and you dont let people look in your eyes. Isnt this bigoted . They are assuming these people are snobs by the amount of money they make. Isnt that racist . Is it tied up like good things to me so maybe proving the point. Have you been to dc . Have you seen how people dress . Do tell. It is not good is what im saying. You walk around new york and everybody is beautiful and well dressed. You walk around new york and see congressmen with backpacks. Think tank scholars and pants. You would think everybody there is suffering from a real deficit of